Chapter 34 No more cleaning!!
After Akina "punished" Dean for kissing Jada, John and Bobby began looking through that book. Bobby was able to translate some of it.
"This has to be the weirdest book I have ever read." Bobby explained as he attempted to read through it. "It looks like it's in aramaic and if that's right I'm going to have a tough time translating it." Bobby looked up at John. These two were stuck doing the research while the four youngins got to do whatever. Dean and Akina were out doing god knows what, god knows where. Jada was out working on the civic and crying everytime she saw it, Sam was watching her work and lending a hand if she needed it. He's not too good with cars. Dean and Akina came back a little after Bobby's first attempt and John put them right to work.
"Why is it that we have to do this and they don't? Doesn't seem very fair." Akina moaned as she cleaned the bathroom. Dean was stuck doing the living room and the kitchen. "This bathroom is the most disgusting thing I have ever seem." There was a brief moment of silence. "DEAN!!" Dean ran into the bathroom to see Akina sitting on the floor next to the tub.
"What is it!? Are you ok?" He asked leaning down next to her. She looked up at him with a puppy-dog face of her own.
"Is that poop? That looks alot like poop!" Akina said as she pointed to the brown spots on the edge of the toilet. Dean gave a little chuckle. "Really! You think that's what it is?"
"Let's see, brown stuff on the toilet in a bathroom. Yup. I say that's poop alright." Akina looked up at the smiling Dean.
"I'm not cleaning that!" She huffed as she crossed her arms over her chest. "That came out of one of your bodies and you'll have to kill me before I touch that poop." Dean laughed as he left the bathroom and a poop bitching Akina. He turned to see John and Bobby standing by the door, ready to fight.
"It's alright. She's fine." John and Bobby relaxed as Dean went past them to get outside.
"So then what was that about?" John asked before Dean left.
"I think she has a fear of poop." And Dean left. John looked over at Bobby and smiled. Bobby just shrugged his shoulders and went back to work. About a half hour later, Akina came out of the newley cleaned bathroom. She stopped and looked right at the two older men.
"The next time either of you take a dump and don't make it all in the toilet and if you don't clean it up, you'll PRAY for the demon to kill you." She threatened and went upstairs to take a nap, leaving John and Bobby speachless. Bobby glanced over at John.
"Did she say take a dump?" John nodded and went back to work. Bobby smiled and joined him.
Outside with Jada, Dean, and Sam
"Sam, I sware if you come near this car with that wrench, I am going to kill you with it." Jada threatened. Sam looked over at Dean, who was laughing at him. "It's not that I don't want your help, it's just that you don't know the hell you're doing and it's already in bad shape."
"I'm just trying to help." Sam said with that pathetic puppy-dog face. Jada looked up at him and felt bad for snapping at him for only trying to help.
"You know that I know you do that on purpose, right?" Sam smiled at her and Dean just laughed a little harder. Both Jada and Sam looked over at him.
"What? It's funny." Dean said as he stood up. He was sitting on the porch, watching the little car fight unfold.
"Do you think we should take it on Oprah then?" Sam said with a grin. Jada tried to cover up her laughing, but sadly failed. Dean glared at Sam and huffed back into the house to find Akina. He just made it to the living room when they heard what sounded like a rhyno, running down the stairs. There was the running and then the crashing, followed by the familar ow.
"Son of a bitch!!" Dean, John, and Bobby ran in to see what happened and found Akina at the bottom of the steps. Dean ran over to help her up. "Who the hell put that step there?"
"You alright?" John asked as Dean helped her to her feet.
"Fine and dandy Johnny boy and look." She dusted herself off and held up a piece of paper. "I was looking for something to hunt while you two try and figure out that book and look what I found." John took the paper and started reading. After he was done he passed it to Dean and looked at Akina.
"You want to go after that now? I mean you did just get out of the hospital, AGAIN."
"I know, but I can't just sit here anymore and I sure as shit don't wanna clean anymore of your poop, so let's do this." Dean finished reading it and he too, looked at her.
"Well, I'm up for it. Go see if Jada and Sam wanna go." Akina smiled, kissed his cheek, and ran out the door. Bobby looked at the two Winchesters. "What?"
"She's different, isn't she?"
"She sure is." Dean stated as he went to the backdoor. He saw Akina trying to convince Sam and Jada to go and by the looks of it, it worked. "I guess we're going then." Dean got up and went to his room to pack. Akina came in a short time later.
"You packing my stuff too slave?" She asked as she hopped on the bed. "I like my stuff folded just right. Sock, panties and all."
"Then how about you start packing them so we can leave and you don't have to clean anymore bathrooms."
"Thank the gods for that." Akina said as she kneeled on the floor, acting like she was praying. Dean smiled at her and went back to packing. The four were done in about an hour. They were standing by the door, really wanting to leave.
"You be careful now. The last thing we need is for any of you to get yourselves killed." John said as he hugged his son's.
"What daddy-o, no hug for me?" Akina said as she held out her arms as if waiting for a hug. John smiled and hugged her and Jada too. "Oh Johnny!" John laughed and said one final goodbye.
"We'll give you a call when we figure out this stupid pain in the ass." Bobby commented as he met them at the door. Akina turned to him and smiled.
"Now, now Bobby. Not nice to talk about John like that." She said as she waved her finger in his face. Dean smiled as he and Sam pushed her out the door. "But I wanted a hug from Bobby too."
"You can get a hug later." They waited at the car for Jada.
"Take care of my car and don't touch it." She scolded.
"How would you even know if we did?" Bobby asked with a grin. Jada shot him a look. "Okay, we won't touch it. Now get going, they're waiting."
"See ya!" She waved as she ran to the car. She sat in the back with Akina and did some research on the shapeshifter they were going to hunt.
"So... Where we headed?" Dean asked turning around to look at the girls. Akina looked up at him and was giving him her 'pouty' face. "What's wrong with you?"
"Akina hungry." Dean raised a brow and Sam even turned to look at her.
"Did you just refer to yourself in the third person?" Akina nodded at Sam's question. "Why?"
"Because when Akina get's hungry, Akina get's crazy." She said with a devilish smile. She turned to look at Dean. "So we stop for tasty morsals?"
"I guess. So where is this shifter again?" He looked over at Jada, who was typing away on Sam's laptop. Her's was lost in the accident.
"Florence, South Carolina." She said not looking up. Dean turned to Sam and then back to the front.
"South Carolina it is. After we stop so Akina won't kill us when we sleep, we'll make our way there." Sam and Jada nodded. Akina was gnawing on the headrest. "Stop doing that! We're getting you something to eat so stop eating my car!"
"Akina want food now! No food equals eat car!" She shot back with a smile. Sam looked back at Jada and smiled.
"You better be careful. She might turn on you next." Sam warned Jada. She nodded and Sam turned to Akina.
"Sammy?" She asked as innocently as she could. Sam looked at her.
"What?"
"I bet you taste like chicken with steak sauce." She said as she licked her lips. Sam swallowed hard and looked at Dean.
"I think she might eat me man." Dean laughed and threw a snickers at Akina. She thanked him, as did Sam, and ate the candy bar.
"Do you think that'll hold you till we find a bar or are you going to make me a only child?" Akina smiled and a piece of the snicker fell out of her mouth. She looked at it and shoved it back in it.
"Five second rule man and this might be enough. Just find a bar fast. Even Jada's begining to look good." Jada looked over at her VERY hungry friend and then at Sam.
"I'm just hopeing I taste like steak!" She said with a smile. "At least I can be...OW!!! WHAT THE HELL GIRL!!!" Jada looked down at the bite mark on her arm and then at a happy Akina.
"You don't taste like steak. You taste like Jada!" Jada and Sam rolled their eyes and Dean laughed as he put in AC/DC.
"You know, there is a bright side to her being willing to eat anything." Sam said turning around and looking at the girls.
"What might that be?" Jada asked still looking at her arm. Akina looked over at her and smiled. "It's not funny. I think you broke the skin." She looked back up at Sam. "So what's the good part?"
"She'll eat Dean's mullet rock tapes." Sam smiled at his older brother who was glaring at him.
"Not funny man. The closest bar is only ten minutes away. Sit back and shut up or I'll sick her on ya." Dean said with a smiled as he pointed to Akina. Sam turned around again and looked at her.
"Grrr ruff!"
