The turtles and I are in the middle of the woods where there is a stage which is actually a viewing point for the river but the guys are putting on a show for me.
''GO GUYS!'' I laugh and cheer as they dance.
''WATCH THIS DUDETTE!'' Mikey grinned as he spun on his head.
''Very cool'' I laugh, ''Come on guys, we need to get on with it''
''Whatever'' Raph mumbles as they join me on the picnic bench, they're annoyed at me for joining another fandom.
''Did you seriously just write that?'' Don asks as he looks at my computer screen,
''Yeah, cause it's obvious! I mean.. you guys knew I was in to other fandoms as well as this one!'' I insist,
''yeah but we were always on top'' Mikey moans,
''You guys are still on top!'' I point out, ''... Pewdiepie is just a really close second''
The turtles look away from me in frustration, I sigh angrily.
''Come on guys.. I still love you!''I insist sadly, They study me for a moment before giving in.
''Just.. don't replace us'' Leo sniffed,
''i won't'' I promise as we all hug, ''Can we start this now?'' The turtles nod,
'' 18; I got 3 new dares! Dare 1; I dare Raph to sing "I can swing my sword".''
''Have fun Raphie'' I smile, ''Go on to the stage''
''Fine'' Raph grumbles as he jumps on to the stage.
''Do you like my sword, sword, sword,
My diamond sword, sword
You can not afford, 'ford, 'ford
My diamond sword, sword, sword.
Even if you could, could
I have a patent!
No one else can make a sword
Exactly in this manner, manner.
Welcome to my Manor, Manor.
I ca-ca-ca canna canna!
Swing, swing, swing my sword, sword!
Whenever I get bored, bored!
I can swing my sword, sword!
I can swing my sword!
Once I hit the floor boards
but I had it restored.
And it was expensive
but it was a write off!
Swinging is my business
and by that I mean swinging swords.
Please do not ignore
Do you like my sword?
Ha!
That was a rhetorical
You know I am the oracle
I know you like my sword
It's made of freakin' diamonds!'' Raph stopped and glared at me, ''Why haven't you told me to stop?''
''Wh-what?'' i jump, ''Oh right.. sorry.. I was caught up in that really weird song''
''You're an idiot'' Raph growled as he joined us on the bench.
''Hey Leo? How come you don't have a diamond sword?'' Mikey asked, Leo just rolled his eyes.
''dare 2; I dare Donnie to sing "still into you"..'' I grin, ''YAY! A PARAMORE SONG!''
''Aw man..'' Don groans as he gets on the stage,
''Can't count the years on one hand
That we've been together
I need the other one to hold you
Make you feel, make you feel better.
It's not a walk in the park
to love each other,
but when our fingers interlock.
can't deny, can't deny,
You're worth it.
Cause after all this time, I'm still into you.
I should be over all the butterflies...
But I'm into you.
And baby even on our worse nights..
I'm into you.
Let 'em wonder how we got this far
Cause I don't really need to wonder at all,
yeah after all this time I'm still into you.'' Don stops and looks at me and I frown,
''keep going! You're doing great!'' i encourage.
''Shut up.. It's a stupid song'' Donnie moans as he joins us on the bench,
''It isn't'' I frown angrily, ''urgh whatever.. Dare 3; I dare all the Mikeys and Ran to dance to ninja rap''
''YAY!'' Mikey grins as he drags me onto the stage, the Mikeys from 1987, 2K3 and 2K7 run up from the bushes around us, two Mikeys are on each side of me and Don starts the music
''Yo! It's the green machine,
gonna rock the town without being seen.
Have you ever seen a turtle get down?''
We all do a gangam style dance, we all have huge grins.
''Slammin and jammin to the new swing sound.
Yeah, everybody lets move, Vanilla is here
with the new jack groove.
Gonna rock and roll the place
with the power of the ninja turtle bass.
Iceman, you know I'm not playing, devastate
the show while the turtles are sayin;''
At this point we all start doing a crazy dance where we kick our feet and nod our heads while our arms act like slow windmills.
''Ninja, ninja rap,
Ninja, Ninja rap
go, go, go, go!
Go ninja
Go ninja
Go!
Go ninja
Go ninja
Go
Go ninja
Go ninja
Go
Go ninja
Go ninja
Go
Go, Go, Go, Go!''
This is clearly the Mikeys favourite part! We go back to the dancing from the first verse
''Lyrics, fill in the gap
Drop that bass and get the ninja rap.
Feel it, If you know what I mean,
Give it up for the heroes in green
Just flowin, smooth with the power
Kickin' it up hour after hour!
Cause in this life there is only one winner
You better aim straight so you can hit the center!
in it to win it, with a team of four
Ninja turtles that you just gotta adore!''
We go back to the crazy dance.
''Ninja, Ninja Rap
Ninja, Ninja rap
ninja, Ninja rap
Go, Go, Go, Go!
Go ninja
go ninja
Go
Go ninja
go ninja
Go
Go ninja
go ninja
Go
Go ninja
go ninja
Go
Go, Go, Go, Go!'' We stop there and the other Mikeys go with out complaint while 2K12 Mike and I sit on the bench.
''very impressive'' Don smiles, I just smile back,
''Ok.. shaRkgirl.. yes we have read it and it was actually really good.. if i remember right.. I read it ages ago so I don't really remember it..'' I frown, ''I'll probably take another look at it tonight if I get round to it''
''no you won't'' Don sighs, ''Remember the timetable we made? You are revising tonight and I hope you finish this by this afternoon cause that's when you do your essay''
''yeah yeah.. whatever'' i frown. ''next; toomanyobsessionstocount.. What questions? there were other question? There was an Apriltello question? Please resend them and I promise to do them! unless they are inappropriate... like for example.. don and April are dared to do.. "it" with each other'' The turtles grimace and I shrug, ''I'm just sayin'!''
''ew..'' leo shudders,
''Oh and leo.. You need to admit that you like Karai/Miwa.. mean.. it's so obvious and the readers and I are trying to help!'' I insist.
''next'' Raph growls,
''ok leo.. do you understand this?; Taskio Leonardo, Miwa norikoeru kudasai?'' I frown as the others smirk at leo, he just frowns,
''i do understand it'' He sighs,
''so.. what does it mean?'' I ask
''in short? Please get over Miwa'' he shakes his head and I snicker a little.
''Awesome'' i laugh, ''ok raph; i dare you to let Ran draw a moustache on your face''
''Aw man'' he growls as I pull out a pen,
''Don't worry, you can wash it off'' I nod as I begin drawing. In the end it looks like a Go compare moustache with little stick people sitting and hanging from it''
''Dude.. you look weird'' Mikey frowns, ''You really suit a moustache''
''Mikey; I dare you to gulp down 5 shots of Coca Cola and pick someone to do this with'' I laugh,
''I pick Leo'' Mikey grins as Raph sets up, i take Don to the side,
''Donnie, there's a secret dare for you'' I whisper and tell him what it is, then we join the others.
The eldest and the youngest turtle do the dare, Mikey feels really hyper after while leo doesn't really feel anything,
''hey Leo'' Don smiles, he puts his arm around his big brother and quickly removes it as leo yelps,
''HEY! COLDCOLDCOLDCOLD!'' he yips before running away, we all burst out laughing and wait for him to come back.. but he doesn't.
''LEO?'' Raph calls worriedly, we get up and walk the way Leo disappeared. We go into a dark part of the woods and we can hear the sound of metal hitting metal then a grunt from Leo.
''LEO!'' We yell as we run towards the noise to find him and Karai fighting.
We watch as leo flips over her and she tries to ram her sword into his shoulder.
''STOP!'' I yell, ''WE HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THIS!'' karai stops and looks at me in confusion.
''What?'' She asks,
''...'' I gulp loudly, ''I.. I need to get on with writing..'' Karai frowns then walks away from us, we go back to the bench and leo keeps shooting Don dirty looks.
''Sorry Leo'' Don bows his head sadly, ''If I had known that was gonna happen.. I wouldn't have done it''
''It's fine Don'' leo nods, ''No big deal''
''Ok next'' i grin, ''Dodobird987; Does Leo think his sword is better than a diamond sword?''
''yes I do.. for a start it's not heavy or too expensive to replace'' leo frowns, ''AND it's real''
''That was harsh'' I frown, ''You probably can get diamond swords.. they'd cost a lot though''
''You guys do realise this is from a game right?'' Mikey asks,
''Really?'' I ask sarcastically, ''I would never have guessed!''
''Just checking dudette'' mikey chuckles, I just smile warmly at him.
''Ammaarah01... You're from england? that's so cool! i was there for my holidays... well... In London.. then Kent.. but it's still England! I'm really sorry but I can't do all the stuff because I'm on a time schedule so the ones I don't do.. if you still want me to do them you can send them again?'' I smile, ''OH PURPLE DRAGONS!'' I call, the three purple dragons from the show walk up to us and sneer at the turtles. ''em.. I guess I'll kiss the skinny one.. he was nice enough to help Leo in his time of need'' I walk up to the said dragon and kiss him, he stares at me in surprise and disgust. I stick my tongue out and frown,
''EW!'' I say past my tongue. ''I'm just gonna make the dragons dance to gangam style because.. well.. I want to now GO!'' Don puts on the music and the three dragons do the Gangam style dance before running away.
''Leo, How did your fear of heights start?'' I ask,
''Well..'' leo frowned, ''I was out with my brothers and we were playing on a high up pipe.. I managed to fall off and Master Splinter caught me, he told me how bad heights were and my fear grew from there''
''Ok'' i nod, ''Raph; Why do you keep hurting poor Mikey?''
''Cause he's an idiot'' Raph smirked, then Don turned to me,
''It's his way of showing affection for Mike... If anything he's really protective of him and he wants to show Michelangelo that he's strong enough to protect him and that he can fight away anything that would hurt him.. by hurting him..'' Don explained quietly so Raph didn't hear.
''Thanks'' I smile at Raph, ''Donnie; What is your greatest fear?''
''Em.. i guess it would be..'' Don blushed, ''Not being able to figure something out.. to not be able to fix things and to fail.. to find out I'm not actually all that intelligent''
''Why?'' i ask, He looks at me with embarrassment,
''Because if i'm not the smart fixer of the family then I'm nothing'' He says quietly, ''We all have our place and.. Being the one to fix things is mine.. it's the only thing that keeps me in my brothers minds.. I'm the one that fixes the things they need.. That's it''
''NO ITS NOT!'' Raph growls,
''Donnie.. we don't care if you can fix stuff or that you're smart! yeah it helps us in situations but you're our brother'' leo frowns,
''yeah dude! We love ya even if you can't do something! we'll never forget ya or ignore ya.. unless your ranting about something boring'' Mikey nods with a small smile, Donnie just smiles back, then the four brothers hug.
''Aw..'' I smile as they let go of each other, ''Mikey; how many comic books do you have?''
''Em..'' Mikey frowns, ''Don.. what was it when we last checked?''
''609'' Don nodded,
''But I got a few more yesterday so... 623'' Mikey smiled.
''Cool! You've gotta let me read them!'' i grin, Mikey nods to me, '' .52.. as much as I'd like to do your punishments i don't really have time.. If you post them up again I promise to do them! same for leo and Don's dare... Mikey; Do nothing to annoy Raph''
''Ok'' Mike groans,
''Raph; hit Mikey for the whole chapter'' I frown, ''that seems a little harsh''
Mikey looks a Raph and cowards away with a look of true fear in his eyes, Leo and Don look really sorry for him and they come next to me to ask if he has to do the dare. I just watch as Raph advances on Mikey with a sad look on hs face.
''I'm really sorry Mikey'' he mumbles, ''but I gotta do the dare'' Raph starts pounding on Mikey and mike yelps and tries to get away, I can't look. Raph clearly doesn't want to do this.
''RAPH! RAPH!'' Don and leo yelp but they know they can't do anything.
''RAPH! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!'' I yell without opening my eyes, ''PLEASE JUST STOP!'' Leo and Don hug me to try and calm me down, I open my eyes to see Raph standing back from a scared Mikey.
''Mikey.. I'm sorry bro'' Raph murmurs as he extends a hand out to Mikey, ''I didn't wanna do it''
''i don't like it when you hurt me Raph'' Mikey gulped as he looked at his older brother fearfully, ''I never thought you'd want to though''
''I didn't want to'' Raph insists,
''it's true mikey'' I say in a quiet voice, ''i could tell by looking at him''
Mikey takes Raphs hand and is helped up, as soon as Mike's on his feet Raph gives him a huge but gentle hug.
''I'm sorry Mike'' Raph says gently.
''it's ok Raph'' Mikey gave his brother a small smile as they released each other.
''I knew Rah didn't really like or want to hurt you guys!'' i nod, ''I should write a one-shot about that''
''Please don't'' Raph growls,
''i can picture it already!'' I grin, the guys look at me and shake their heads.
''Ran.. lets just get on with it'' leo chuckles,
''Right yeah'' i blush, ''Turtlesforeva.. man.. I'm really running out of time.. DON, MIKE! QUICKLY DO RAPH RAGES!''
Mikey and Donnie start growling and shouting abuse at leo before punching trees.
''MIKEY! YOU FAVOURITE PRANK ON EACH FAMILY MEMBER!'' I nod,
''em.. Leo... Swap his swords for rubber chickens! Donnie.. Mix a bunch of chemicals and quickly leave the room-''
''THAT WAS YOU?'' Don yells.
''Raph.. dye his mask pink! master Splinter... swap his candles for flowers and hide them in the couch!'' Mikey finished, he looked very proud of himself.
''i really like the last part of the review'' I moan. ''but people are gonna complain if i don't do at least a bit of theirs.. Can you maybe post this one up again for me?.. I feel really bad for blowing off so many amazing dares and things! but I've got tests and stuff to revise for and homework to do!'' I groan, ''Talking Taco; I love Pewdiepie! I love him so much I actually wrote a fanfic on him called "When a heart breaks" also I have the book City of bones but i haven't read it yet but I know what happens at the end thanks to one of my friends who couldn't keep her mouth shut''
''Dude.. Don's read it'' Mikey pointed out,
''yeah I know'' i nod, ''Write Renee Write; Donnie, Do you know a good idea for a science fair project is?'' i frown, ''You mean.. people actually have them? WE DON'T! NO FAIR!''
''It should be something different and simple.. nothing dangerous..'' Don frowns, ''but on the other hand.. One can't go wrong with a baking sod volcano''
''Leo if you went to school do you think you would be class president?'' i ask,
''Probably not.. well.. it depends how popular I am'' Leo shrugs, ''The people who aren't popular aren't going to be popular with the voters''
''You'd be surprised'' i giggle, he just looks at me. ''Nehamee; I dare ran to walk around blindfolded and to kiss whoever she hits first'' i giggle slightly and put on the blindfold, the turtles position themselves.
''are you sure it's safe to do this in the middle of the woods?'' leo asks worriedly,
''probably not but.. I'm used to falling over so it's no big deal'' i shrug as i carefully make my way across the dirt path, I can't see anything and my foot keeps bumping roots. I can tell the others are worried that I'll manage to fall.
''How far away are you guys?'' I ask huffily, i can hear them take a few steps closer. i carry on walking forward while humming the 1987 theme tune under my breath then I hit someone that feels like a turtle. I take off my blindfold to see who it is and it turns out to be Leonardo.
''hey'' he smiles, I smile back them we kiss.
''That was fun'' i smile as we all sit down again. ''em.. Demigoth C. Emo.. I knew you were inktrain.. and I'm so sorry but I really don't have time to do a song.. this chapter is pretty long considering the dares I've missed out.. so to say sorry for all of you that I had to cut your dares short.. me and the guys are gonna swim in the deep part of the river.. It's really filthy.. there are fish that bite you and it's September so it'll be really cold'' the guys shake their heads. ''Ok apparently it's only me who's gonna swim.. I better live to see the eighth of September!'' I growl before diving in.
''Oh yeah.. It's her birthday on the eighth..'' Mikey grins, ''I'M GONNA BAKE YOU A HUGE CAKE!''
''FUCKFUCKFUCK!'' I squeel, ''THIS IS FUCKING FREEZING!''
''Language!'' Raph called with a smirk,
''FUCK OFF RAPH!'' I yelp as a little fish brushes past me, i turn away from them and smirk a little.
''AH!'' I scream as i disappear under. The four turtles are in the water within seconds,
''RAN! RAN!'' The three eldest called,
''KATY!'' Mikey yelps as I come back up for air, I grin at them.
''I knew you guys would come in'' i laugh.
''YOU ARE SUCH A DORK!'' Raph growls, we all start to swim out but i stop abruptly. A couple of weeds have tangled around my ankle and I'm caught.
''Hurry up Ran'' leo grumbles, ''or we're going with out you''
I stick my tongue out at them and wiggle my foot, it doesn't work. I dive under to use my fingers to untangle it but I can't open my eyes in the murky water. I come back up and gasp for breath, I'm feeling cold and my body is numb.
''G-guys'' i whimper through chattering teeth, the guys look round at me and stare into my cold face.
''You look freezing.. get outta there'' Don calls, ''You're going to get a cold''
''I-I'm stuck'' i cough, Donnie's eyes widen as I go back down to try again but I just make it worse. now I can't get back up to get air. I hear the other four jump in and swim to me, Mikey is the first next to me and ends up getting tangled as well. i open my eyes and frown at him as he struggles. leo uses his sword to free me and Don takes me in his arms to the bank, Raph holds me close to him while leo and don work at getting an embarrassed Mikey out of the weeds.
''You're such an idiot'' Raph mumbles to me as I shiver, He's not very warm so it's not helping much. Mikey is next to me in a few moments, he too is shaking but he's more worried that cold.
''you ok?'' he asks,
''I'm not gonna do that again'' I laugh nervously,
''urgh.. well it's time to go now'' The guys sigh we get up and make our way home.
''well that's all guys so leave a review telling us what you want us to do next.. Katy is sorry for skipping reviews and she promises to do them next time if they are posted up again. Next Sunday is the eighth so there may not be a random chatting, it may be on the Friday before or on the Monday after.. or the Sunday after that'' Mikey explains, ''but until then..''
''BYE!''