From: BlueElyssa
Dear Texas,
Happy holidays from your brother Oregon, sister. I hope you enjoy your
deep-fried delights, duck shooting, ect., despite the fact you may not even
remember who I am.
However, I will have you know your rodeos still violate many animal rights,
and I believe you are a brute for allowing such things to continue.
I do hope you have been recycling as well, or I may have to personally see to
your recycling habits by force.
Also, touch California and I will rip out your ovaries.
Sincerely, Oregon
P.S. Nothing.
Dear Oregon,
Yeah, I remember, you have that famous trail! See? Do you even know how hard it is to remember all 50+ of my siblings? Jeeze, people always blame me this…
Yeah, yeah, yeah, why don't nag at Alberta? She has more rodeos than I do. Also, I don't give a shit as to what you think. I don't nag at you for…whatever you do. So don't be a dick.
I will recycle when I feel like it, and, yet again, I don't fucking care what you think. Force me? Try, I dare you. You'll be in a hospital before you even get to my front door.
You know what? You need to stop disrespecting your elders' boy. And I will have you know that I hate California. HE is the one asking me out, not vice versa, dumbass. Get your fucking facts straight before threatening people. In fact, next time I see you, I'm going to beat the shit outta you. I'll make damn sure you get into a coma, and don't even think of going to Alfred. Because I don't listen to him much anyways. So, once again, think twice about threatening someone, especially when they have almost inhuman strength, I have the saying 'Don't mess with Texas' for a fucking reason. Dumbfuck.
You're lucky I don't murder you in your sleep.
-Texas-
P.S. Fuck you.
Threatening Texas is like making Belarus watch Russia marry someone who isn't her. You just don't it. xD Texas hates to be threatened. So I had to kinda pull off a mean thing here. But I don't hate you random person.