Crack Attack: A Collection of One-Shots and Other Disturbing Nonsense

by FlamingRavenclaw

A compilation of bad attempts to make you trip, freak you out, or break your feelz. If it isn't good enough to stand alone, it will be added to this collection. Trigger Warnings: if you have any serious triggers, please don't read it. If you are looking for great literature, please don't read it. MCYT; Poofless; Merome; Vikklan; Crack Ships. I will ruin everything for you.

37. One Burrito (A Chipotlan Poem)

One burrito,

Two guacs,

Three hours,

Four paramedics,

Five grand,

Six days,

Seven milligrams,

Eight fingers,

Nine stitches,

Ten outta ten.