AN: Thank you for the lovely reviews3 keep em coming!

AN: I sed stop flaming ok (But it's fun!)!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz (Yup, we read bad fanfiction from the nursing home 'cause we have no lives.)!111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP (If this person is a "prep" in Tara's eyes, that means she/he's chill with us!)!1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help (Raven sucks at "helping". Just saying. If she was a real friend, she'd have put Tara down at the vets a long time ago.)!111 hav fun in englond gurl (She's in England AGAIN?)!11111

I loked around in a depresed way (How do you look around in a "depressed way"?). Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister (Meh). B"lody Mary, Socrates (Who O_o) and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip (Snap has been promoted from a piece of toasted rice into a pair of scissors. Snip, snip.) nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik (Yea me either -_-)!111111"

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry said (I would give anything to be able to greet Tara like that . . .) in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet (Ooh what's a gottik cornet? I want one!) and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit (You obviously have a never ending wardrobe though.) for da date. Also I"m playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too (More outfits! WHY!)."

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik (LOL that joke is just so damn funny.)) gasped B"lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit (*rocking back and forth hugging knees* Hot Topic, I promise never to desert you even though Ebony is making me wish I loved the color pink.)?"

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session (THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! *giggles and jumps up and down like five year old* Maybe we can steal candy from babies while we're at it!)!11" said Profesor Trevolry.

"I can"t fucking wait 4 dat (I can.) but we need 2 get sum stuff first (Like what?)." said Willow.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore (Ugh C'MON! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HER ADDICTION TO TRUTH/HAIR POTION!) nd also...sum luv potion 4 Enoby (Yea that's the only way she'd get a guy to like her . . . maybe!)." Darko said resultantly.

"Well we have potions klass now (That's totally where you'll be able to make two different potions in time.)." Willow said so let"s go.

We went sexily to Potionz class (There is no going "sexily" to potions class! Well . . . maybe Draco. The REAL Draco anyway.). But Snap wasn"t there. Instead there was...Cornelio Fuck!11111 (Okay I have to admit, Cornelius IS a dumb fuck.)

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore (Up your ass and around the corner.)!111" Draco shouted angrily.

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck (*Eyes widen* He yelled in a preppy way.). "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer (I cannot stand how Tara throws that stuff out there. Like seriously?). "Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik (-_- We've been through this!)!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.

"DATZ IT (STOP YELLING Dx.)!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE (Aw damn, you're in trouble now!)!111"

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer (EW! Don't even put that taste in my thoughts, just EW!). Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard (How the fuck can he fit in there O_O).

"WTF is he doing?" I asked (For once I'm wondering the same thing.). Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva (Yes because nothing is sexier than a ton of guyliner.). Suddenly..."HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted (Oh look he caught on.).

I looked around...Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod (Wait, what?)!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily (How do you beat someone up sexily . . .?).

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid (*snorts*). Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was...Amnesia Portion (*headdesk*)!111