The Hellsing Files
-Mozzarella
Kei liked throwing things. Cheese, cell phones, Akai… anything, really. One day, he had decided to have mozzarella sticks as a midnight snack. Examining one, he tossed it suddenly up in the air. It spun several times only for it to suddenly disappear. Kei blinked. Where did his mozzarella stick go? He tossed another one. That, too, disappeared. But, this time, he heard a faint gunshot. Whimpering, he threw another one, closely followed by another.
Bang-bang.
Kei looked around for the source, then threw another. Bang.
He reached inside the box, scrabbling madly for another stick.
There was none.
Kei's eyes widened.
200 meters away, Alucard started cackling madly as he watched Kei twitch and slowly go insane from lack of mozzarella.
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Moral- Kei can be REALLY stupid at times.