Last time, since we are too lazy for an actual summary, this happened!
Storm walked into the kitchen and then drew his swords, pointing them at Naxah. Xemnas walked in next, and summoned a basketball shaped grenade out of nowhere. Next, Xigbar walked in, and became so scared he passed out as Xaldin walked in, and he became fear frozen that he opened his mouth to say something, but nothing came out and he's stuck looking like a fish out of water. Vexen walked in, and immediately ran out screaming that he wanted his momma. Lexaeus walked in and he jumped into Zexion's arms, but ended up squashing the poor Bookworm like a pancake. Zexion yelled out in surprise and pain. Saix walked in and walked back out his face looking like he just saw Marluxia having sex with the leader of Transformers. Axel walked in screamed bloody murder then exploded into flames-spontaneous combusting on the spot. Demyx walked in, and was immediately turned into a little boy who had just seen the coolest thing ever. Luxord walked in and walked back out saying he's got to fix his insanity before he rapes Xion. Marluxia walked in and was immediately turned into a little girl who had just seen something adorable. Larxene walked in then screamed in horror turning as pale as Xemnas' butt. Roxas walked in and jumped into Xions arms, but Xion summoned her key blade, and hitted him with it sending him into the kitchen like a baseball bat. Xion's face was red from doing that.
Naxah however was busy feeding the thing in her arms wrapped in white blankets. The thing looked like a demon with its black reptile skin, white teeth with shark teeth and vampire fangs, and neon color eyes that beated at anybody with a soul or scares anyone. Its head was large yet defined with baby devil horns sticking out from it. It had hair mixed with Naxah's brown, brown sugar like hair and Storm's black hair- a weird type of brunette. Naxah was feeding it milk from a bottle that she found lying around, and washed it in bleach fifty times before washing it out with water. On the table were fifty empty milk cartoons.
"Oh hello everyone!" Naxah exclaimed looking at them with glee," I made a baby!"
Now we return to your regularly scheduled enjoyment.
"What the hell is that-that thing!?" Storm exclaims electricity flying off him and his swords.
"Our baby Master," Naxah replies while smiling at the beast baby," isn't he cute?"
"She's gone crazy!" Xemnas exclaims talking into an invisible radio in his left hand." Xehanort, we have a problem!"
"Oh pipe down!" Roxas exclaims walking out of the kitchen while rubbing his head." It's not the end of the world."
"Back to the baby, how did you make him!?" Storm exclaims confused.
"She took your semen, and shot it up her VJ with a water gun filled with water!" Demyx exclaims proving that he is the biggest moron of the decade." Duh! C'mon man juts use your head, and think!"
"Moron, I know semen can swim when it touches water, which is why- but anyway, that's just plain moronic!" Storm exclaims." But even that would be impossible due to the fact that thing looks like it was born about two hours ago."
"Four hours Master, but I would guess less from the father!" Naxah exclaims as the baby drinks the last of the milk." And aren't you a hungry little thing are you! Yes you are!"
Naxah begins to tickle the baby much to everyone else's horror.
"Well, who's making dinner?" Storm asks looking around." Since Larxy left-"
Larxene storms into the room, with a hammer in her hands and a murderous glare in her eyes, making Storm run into the kitchen being chased by her.
"Okay, so Naxah did a recipe from one of your lab books- that you took every possible precaution to make sure she wouldn't get it- and were too stupid to try out to see its effects, and now its effects are being showed right now?" Storm quizzes Vexen while they are all in Xemnas' room.
"Well yes, but I thought she would take heed of the warning I left," Vexen replies shrugging.
"She's Naxah for Black Winged Angels sake!" Storm exclaims slapping his forehead," what makes you think-"
"If I may or am I going to be called a three headed slut sucking three cocks again?" Xion interrupts after being silenced by Storm for talking.
"I said I was sorry, but the floor is yours," Storm replies walking over to the armchair, and yanking Roxas out of it.
"Well, I thought maybe we should just let it be I mean-" Xion begins.
"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU CRUSTY FLAT CHESTED WHORE!" Storm exclaims pointing at Xion while getting up from the armchair.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT YOU BLACK HAIRED TASER!" Xion exclaims at Storm effectively shutting him up.
"I agree with Xion, and this is the first time the organization has agreed on something for once," Larxene agrees as everyone nods their heads.
"Are you all crazy!?" Storm exclaims confused," you're just gonna let this slide like you do Demyx when he picks at food that we save for a couple of days!?"
"Hey, bro, don't be hating on me!" Demyx shouts.
"This is different Storm," Axel replies." I mean sure she may be crazy, but this is something that might calm her down a little. Besides, this gets something off her list of plans for you Storm. Or with you for that matter."
"But I'm not gonna spend my days with her!" Storm exclaims.
"Whatever the point is that we are going to leave her like this, and eat dinner like a family!" Xemnas exclaims tears forming in his eyes." I'm sorry-it's just that- THEY GROW UP SO FAST!"
He buries his hands into his face, crying like a baby as Ultimecia shrugs.
"I was happy he was gone," Ultimecia replies.
The dinner could be better. But better would mean worse so what would worse mean? Everyone is waiting for whatever Xion is making, and watching Storm and Naxah with Axel in between the two. Naxah is busy trying to calm down the beast baby who is crying like a real baby. Storm is looking at his phone, scrolling through his text messages. Everyone, except Axel and Ultimecia, has a bucket of popcorn ready and has a handful in their hands. The baby then reaches out toward Storm making Naxah gasp in awe.
"Aw... he wants his daddy!" Naxah exclaims looking at Storm smiling in glee.
Everyone looks at Storm who slowly turns his head towards Naxah, and they put the popcorn in their mouth enjoying the show about to take place.
"Wha?" Storm asks giving a confused look and a spiritless tone.
"What do you mean 'Wha?' your baby wants his father!" Naxah exclaims confused holding the baby toward Storm.
The beast baby grabs one of Axel's spikes, and pulls on it causing the Hothead to yelp in surprise.
"Not me!" Axel exclaims trying to break free of its hold.
"That thing with hands like claws?" Storm asks looking at the baby as if it's an alien." Please, that's a joke."
"No, its not!" Naxah debates prying the baby's hand from Axel's hair." And I don't appreciate the way you are treating our son!"
"Our son!? Since when did I become a father of a mutant produced from a witch's pot in the labatory of a mad scientist!?"
Naxah gasps while covering the baby's ears.
"Dinner's ready!" Xion exclaims happily lugging a giant pot of stew into the kitchen, and puts it on the center of the table." Took a long time, but I poured my heart and soul into this!"
"You take that back! Naxah growls like a scorned woman.
"She's right!" Demyx exclaims through a mouthful of popcorn," hell hath no fury like a woman scorned!"
"Oh, I just killed the fury with my storm, so now its hell hath no fury than an angry Thunder God! And no I won't!"
"Oh, you're just a big popo head!"
"Really!? Real mature Naxah! Next, you're gonna bust out the 'Gosh darn its' and 'Golly Jees'!"
"I would like it if you all started to eat it," Xion reminds everyone." I mean it took me a long time to make this. And I poured my heart and soul into this."
"Master, I don't like you making fun of our son like he's abnormal!"
"Abnormal!? There ain't no such thing as abnormal when you're talking about humans, but I don't know what that thing is! And you're one to talk being the queen of abnormals!"
Everyone gasps as Naxah becomes angry.
"Would you please eat the god damn stew damnit!?" Xion exclaims furious." It took me two hours of my freaking life just to make this one stew, and if you're not going to eat it I'm going to be very upset!"
"SHUT UP!"
Suddenly, the pot flies at Xion, who is at the other end of the table, and explodes halfway on its path the stew going everywhere. It covers Xion who then begins to cry which leads into a wail, and finally leads into her running away.
"I can't believe you think that way about me Master!" Naxah exclaims then wraps up her baby, and stands up." I guess this baby won't have a father!"
"I guess it won't either!" Storm exclaims also standing up.
Axel remains seated as if he knows nothing's going to happen. The two look at each other like parents arguing.
"Good day sir/ma'am!" The two shout at each other then walk the opposite way out of the dining room.
As they exit everyone is left with that note.
"Who needs TV!?" Demyx exclaims like an idiot.
Everyone slaps their foreheads.
Wow. Looks like there's some drama going on here. What's gonna happen? Find out next time on- okay too television like. Just come back for the next chapter.