Chuddie; chuddy. Noun - Chewing gum.
I put the definition in cause it's an awesome word. Yeah an Anon reviewer suggested this... so yeah, it a tad... different. Enjoy.


Favourite Flavour?

The Chav's were well known for several things, tracksuits, slang, glitter, their tempers, a hatred of anything Emo and of course, bubble gum. The latter substance being somewhat of a lifeline to any Chav worth her salt, without it they were… lost. It was as addictive as smoking and it wasn't uncommon to have fights breaking out between the hooked tribe and any other who DARED to mess with their chewing gum.

The Emos had poetry, the Totties had dangerous heels, the Geeks their computers and the First Years had their hockey sticks, they all had a material thing that made them who they were and for the Chav's that thing just happened to be bubble gum. Nothing special really, they each had their favourite brand and flavour and all that but in the end it was still bubble gum yet still VERY important which could excuse Taylor from acting a tad drastic… violent and rather inconsolable at her loss of her raspberry flavoured gum.

"Where IS I'?"

"Wha'?" Bianca dared ask before her leader wheeled around with a fierce glare, eyes crazed.

"Ma' chuddy!" She grumbled grouchily like a kid who'd lost their favourite toy.

"Ya' lost it?" The other Chav pressed, causing Taylor to clench her fists angrily.

"Nah! Someone… 'as took it!" She replied sharply and Bianca leant back from the force of her words and looked over to the Emo's.

"Is i' the pink packet ya' can't find?" She questioned.

"Yeah!" Taylor grunted.

"I found i'…" Bianca returned and she gestured to the Emo's area with her head before she took a step back as Taylor pushed up her jacket sleeves. This was gonna get messy. NO ONE stood between Taylor and her Bubbleicious bubble gum… not unless they wanted the shape of a knuckle dusted imprinted into their head.

The Head Chav looked much happier now and Bianca lowered her magazine to watch the girl swagger over with a pleased smirk, chewing away and leaving a couple of battered Emos in her wake. Their leader was sadly absent to aid in their defence. Bianca snickered at the damage caused, she herself didn't like anyone messing with her chuddy but Taylor… she went mental, bloody terrifying really if she weren't a Chav.

"Better now Tay?" Bianca grinned.

"Yea', coffin 'uggers 'ad better learn not ta' mess wiv ma' chuddy!" Taylor grumbled before dropping down on her fellow Chav's bed next to her and pulling out her mobile. A soft buzz sounded nearby and Bianca frowned thoughtfully before pulling out her mobile and noting the sender. What the fuck? She opened it anyway.

Wat's ya fav flava?

She glanced over to Taylor at her side who was flipping through one of her magazines casually before thinking for a moment and texting back.

Hav say… raspberry. Y ya askin?

I got reasons, Is all the return text said.

An tha is? Bianca pressed, scowling at the small screen.

Wat flavas tha ya was chewin? The Chav growled lightly and she heard a familiar chuckle next to her, why won't the girl just explain? Bianca hates not being in the know.

Bloody raspberry! She texted fiercely. Why's Taylor being so cryptic?

Tha's ma fav flava…

What the fuck…? The Chav licked her lips absentmindedly then paused before typing one word.

And?

She looked across to Taylor who read it and instantly starts texting back with a sly look on her face.

And I weren't bout kiss sum tosser who has apple flava.

Bianca's eyes scanned over the words, then again because she wasn't sure she read it right and as soon as it processed it she turned to look at Taylor but she didn't get to say a word because the Head Chav kissed her which was… shocking and might've been a little bit weird if she hadn't been crushing hard on her since day one… But she had, so it wasn't weird, different yeah but not weird and besides Taylor tasted like raspberry bubble gum, their favourite flavour and other things as well, other things as well which contributed to the one coherent though that passed through Bianca's mind during the very passionate embrace and that was, 'if only they 'ad Tayla' flava' gum'. Tayla' flava'… kind of 'ad a ring to it, dinnit?


That was so frickin' hard to write! Jeez... I dare you all to give it go. Dare ya'... Review? Because that was harder than convincing a Geography teacher the world is flat and there is NO south pole?