Clothes

"What dress looks better, the red or the green?"

"Red."

"Are you just saying that because it's the Gryffindor colour?"

"Yes. I mean no! No."

"James."

"Lily."

"This isn't funny, I really need your help."

"Why do you need my help picking a dress for your sister's wedding? You know I'm terrible at this stuff!"

"You just have to tell me what dress looks better on me, it's not that hard!"

"Why can't Marlene help?"

"She did help; she narrowed it down to these two for me. But then we couldn't pick which one we preferred."

"So Marlene couldn't help you, but you expect me to be able to?"

"Argh, just tell me which dress you like better. Please."

"Oh, I don't know. The green one's pretty. It matches your eyes."

"You said you liked the red one before."

"And now I'm saying I like the green one."

"You're useless!"

"I told you I'm no good when it comes to clothes."

"Urgh, I give up!"

"Does this mean you're going to the wedding naked? Because that would look good – Unf. No need to throw things at me."

"It was just a pillow, you prat."

"You asked me to tell you what I thought looked good, and I'm telling you. You look good naked."

"If I wasn't about to set my entire wardrobe on fire I'd be very flattered by that, Potter."

"Evans, look how tense you're getting. Why don't you take that dress off and come over here and relax?"

"Stop that! I need to pick a dress, James, the wedding is in a week."

"So you have six more days to get your outfit sorted. Don't stress!"

"Humph."

"Lily."

"James."

"You'll look amazing in anything you pick, you know that."

"What if I don't, though?"

"You will."

"Argh! I wish I could just throw on a suit like you and be done with it."

"I have to wear a suit?"

"Don't tease me. And stop unzipping, I am not going to sit around in my underwear -"

"I'm not asking you to sit around…"

"No, stop it – Haha, stop, that tickles – No, seriously, stop, get – get off!"

"There, much better. You look fabulous!"

"Give me back the dress."

"I like you like this, though."

"James Potter, give me back my dress right this instant."

"Or what, Lily Evans?"

"Or I'll throw you in my wardrobe and set you on fire, too."

"You wouldn't dare."

"Try me."

"I like the green one better."

"…What?"

"The dresses. I don't like this one as much, I prefer the green one."

"Thank you! Was that really so hard?"

"Well no, I suppose it wasn't - Whoa, what are you doing?"

"Well I know what dress to wear now, so I have a bit of spare time, don't I? And seeing as I'm standing here near starkers, I think it's only fair that you strip off a few layers too…"

"Clothes are so overrated."

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