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An hour before the Wedding Ceremony...
Goku and Vegeta were at their wits' ends. They both laid together on the bed, staring up at the ceiling with thousands of papers sprawled around them. Neither of them had been able to come up with a single good Lesbian Wedding joke.
"Kakarrot..."
"Yes, Vegeta?"
"I think we should just give up..."
Goku gasped and sat up. "VEGETA!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD SAY THAT!! YOU'RE NO QUITTER! SERIOUSLY, YOU'RE NOT!!! YOU WERE FUCKIN' OBSESSED WITH GETTING AHEAD OF ME BACK DURING THE SHOW'S RUN ON TELEVISION!!"
Grunting, Vegeta rubbed his eyes and replied, "I know, Kakarrot, but...it's just impossible to come up with a good joke for Lesbian Weddings that's original, because...all the good ones were taken already..."
"...Were there any to start?"
"Shut up..."
Goku thought for a while. "...Remember that time you and I accidently went into the Westboro Baptist Church by mistake?"
A smirk formed on Vegeta's lips. "Oh, yeah...we had Freur Frei by Rammestein playing in the background..."
"I never knew that we'd actually get PAID for performing a massive homocide..."
Suddenly, Vegeta had an idea. "THAT'S IT, KAKARROT!!!"
"A massive homocide...?" Goku asked.
"NO!! WE'LL JUST USE OLD LESBIAN JOKES AND TWIST THEM AROUND A LITTLE TO MAKE THEM FIT THE SITUATION!!! IT'S BRILLIANT!! Everyone loves the oldies!"
"Yeah!" Goku added, "Like when I tell them to Chi-Chi, she laughs...and then she hits me..."
"LET'S DO IT, KAKARROT!!!"
"OH YEAH!! SODOMY!!!"
"NO!!! I MEANT THE JOKES!!!"
"...RIGHT!!! LET'S KICK SOME ASS!!!"
High Priest Timothy Maxwell walked by a window when he noticed a pair of black doves looking in.
"...Huh. I've never seen black doves before," Timothy muttered to himself.
Suddenly, he felt something hot on his chest. Glancing down, he saw four small laser beams tearing through his abdomen. The beams were being fired...from within the doves' eyes. The beams had broken through the glass, and the entire window shattered.
Coughing up blood, High Priest Timothy Maxwell crashed to the ground, and the two doves quickly flew in and turned right down the hall.
Senior Commissioner Ronald Gordon had just stepped out of the bathroom when the two doves landed on the ground in front of him.
"Ahh...so the Amazone have finally arrived, eh?" Ronald smirked.
"Actually, we came here to ask if you'd like a free coupon to KFC..." replied one of the doves.
"Oh...do you have any for Applebee's or Taco Bell...or McDonalds?"
The dove opened its little purse, and dug around for a bit. nfortunately, it even replied, "Sorry, we only got coupons to KFC..."
"FUCK YOU BOTH!!!" Ronald crushed the two doves under his feet and started tearing them apart violently when Junior Commissioner Skye Gordon stepped out into the hall and saw it.
"OH...MY...GOODY GOODY GAWWWWWWD...!!!"
Grabbing Skye by the shirt, Ronald hissed, "YOU SAW NOTHING,"
"I SAW NOTHING," Skye replied.
"GOOD,"
"GOOD,"
Majin Boo was poking Frieza's body with a stick, but the poor guy still wasn't getting up.
"...I think you killed him, Cell," Majin Boo muttered.
"Nah! Not possible! He's just unconscious! I didn't even put any power into that punch anyway," Cell snapped, not taking his eyes off his book.
"...He's not breathing..."
"FUCK IT, MAN, WE ARE NOT HAVING A WEDDING AND A FUNERAL ON THE SAME DAY!!! HE'S JUST UNCONSCIOUS!!! GOT IT?!"
Majin Boo was silent for a moment. "...There's a sticky note on his face that says he's dead..."
"I SAID SHUT UP!!!"
Suddenly, a loud explosion shook the entire foundation of the church. Standing up, Cell cried, "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?!"
Stepping in through the burnt remains of the church's front doors were the four members of Amazone...and Yamcha, Tien and Krillin, who were taken hostage by the group.
"WHY DIDN'T WE JUST SNORT THE DRUGS WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE?!" Krillin sobbed.
Yamcha and Tien, however, had the same kind of expression on their faces: ಠ_ಠ.