Disclaimer: First Chapter
Story Start!
It had been a full three weeks since the boat incident, and Naruto had not even asked the girls a single question about what happened in Isobu's stomach. He wasn't that interested anyway, since Isobu had hinted at him to trust him, he was sure that if they weren't telling him it as because it was by the request of a friend. So, he had avoided bringing it up again as the four of them went through their daily routine of going to class when it wasn't a weekend, or they werne't undertaking a mission. Naruto wasn't fond of school, so half of the time he just slept during class... Weiss was not happy about that, but he was too deep a sleeper for her to wake him up so easily without making a fool of herself.
So she let him sleep.
Actually, somehow Naruto was failing every single class except for two of them... failing was actually a strong word. His grades were D's, just above complete failure.
Two classes he excelled in her Combat Studies and Gym, the two classes he couldn't bother himself to sleep through. He just loved getting active with his body, something Ruby, Yang, and surprisingly Weiss agreed with when it came to fighting. Blake couldn't care less about if she was going to get into a fight, but she was more focused on the books she bought and read. Naruto couldn't help but chuckle to himself as he walked through the forest with the girls behind him. In Naruto's arms were a large basket and a bouquet of flowers, and no he wasn't going to confess his feelings.
"Where are we going again?" Weiss asked with her arms crossed, but she had one hand with the palm up as she made a blue dust crystal grow from her skin, before he disconnected from her hand and she gripped it in her hand. She was inspecting the purity of the dust, and she was glad that the purity was the same as always, 100 percent dust so she could crush it and turn it into Dust vials for her sword. Her swords abilities were reliant on dust, so having the ability to make her own dust was like a god sent gift to her.
Of course, the girls already knew where they were going. They were just surprised that he was taking them without them having to ask. It was a pleasant surprise actually. They were going to have to hide the fact they already knew, but that wasn't an important detail. The trees around them were swaying in the wind, and Yang was whistling a tune to herself out of boredom. Like the others, she was pretty sure that she was right when she thought about where they were going.
The Memorial Stone that Naruto made.
"I don't think it really matters. Getting out like this is nice every once and awhile." Blake answered for Naruto, who looked behind at them with a raised eyebrow.
"It kind of goes matter, but don't worry Weiss. I just thought we could bond as a team, and have lunch in a clearing I found." Naruto answered for himself, with Blake looking almost sheepish. Like the others, she had assumed that Naruto was taking them to the stone, but from that answer apparently that might not be the case at all. Ruby jogged up next to Naruto and looked into the basket, or at least tried to before Naruto raised it high into the air. "No peeking Ruby, leader or not, you have to wait just like everyone else." Naruto admonished lightly.
"Heheheh... Not even for the fearless leader of Team Ruby? Just a sneek peak? I'll be your best friend!" Ruby tried to bargin for a peek at the goods, while Yang chuckled to herself not to far away. She could make so many jokes right now at this, but she wasn't going to. She was much to concerned by the fact that Blake seemed to have... gotten less tense since the mission. It was like a lot of built up frustration had been released from the girl, and the small glances to Naruto's firm ass in his jeans didn't help quell her suspicions about it either.
Blake had been cool after confessing, she really had. Now that she made her feelings known, she was more than happy that she had caused Naruto enough confusion to make him view her in a womanly light.
"Oh please, Naruto's best friend is his right hand." Yang said crudely, with Blake and Weiss stepping away from her.
Ruby had no idea what that was suppose to mean.
"Actually, I'm a lefty. Not that you have much room to comment Miss. In-The-Shower. My nose does make mistakes." Naruto commented dryly, and Yang looked down when she saw that the others were looking at her.
"I don't get it, what does right and left mean, and what does Yang do in the shower." Ruby asked, feeling very left out of the conversation at the moment. Naruto rubbed her head with a grin, before he took a breath.
"When men and women reach a certain age, their bodies start to change. Men start looking at women in a new light, and women start looking at me... sometimes men look at men and women look at women... and in the rarer cases men or women look at transgener people with both male and female parts down below." Naruto started, and Ruby's face started to take on a more horrified look, as did the others when they realized that Naruto was about to give Ruby the talk right in front of them. Yang got out her scroll and started to record this event, finding it to be absolutely epic.
"He isn't serious... never mind." Weiss said when she realized who this was.
"Now, some people start to explore their bodies. Men will take their hands and play with their dicks, or medically known as the penis. Women on the other hand will take their fingers, and sometimes a fake penis, or even their entire hands, and thrust it into their pussy, or vagina-" Naruto started, and Yang was bitinbg her fist to keep from laughing when she saw just how horrified Ruby was becoming with each passing word that popped out of Naruto's mouth. "Though, in some special cases a man will play with his bum, and a women will pleasure both her front and back holes... sometimes with fruits and other long generally penis shaped objects. This is called the wonderful art of masterbation, and YANG likes to do so in the shower to hide it from others... even Weiss has done it when she thought nobody else was in the room." Naruto said, and both Yang and Weiss looked horrified, with Yang recovering first.
"Lalalalalalala! I'm not hearing this!" Ruby started to shout, while Blake smirked at Weiss in victory.
She never did it to herself, because she KNEW that Naruto's nose would find out right away, or he would hear it with his ears. Naruto poked Ruby in the armpit, and she let go of her ears and eeped, giving Naruto the chance to wrap his arms around her in a hug.
"Now, they do this because they aren't getting laid, so they fantasize about certain parts of others. This leads to a woman paddling the pink canoe, and the man bashing on the bishop. Now, it is never as good as when the pink bus is parked in the fur garage, but for a female a waterpix exam feels good, as does choking the the chicken for a male. Now, because the beef bus isn't going to tuna town, your favorite town eh Blake?" Naruto questioned with a grin, only for Blake to open her book and ignore his teasing of the now roasting alive Ruby, who looked so red that she could burst into flame.
"Dang, he is really in a good mood." Yang whispered with a blush of her own.
"Of course, sometimes a man will prefer blowing the back field, orgoing to brown town... not doing it for you, how about entering the back door? No matter. Anyway, because these unlucky and backed up people want to relieve the sex in their man bits or female bits they take care of it themselves... sometimes they go to a poontang plantation... a whorehouse..." Naruto told Ruby, who looked like she was honestly going to faint at the point, while Weiss was in a mortified silence. It was like looking at a wreck, you wanted to be a good person and look away, but you couldn't. "As I was saying, most people have a preference for this. As I said before, I use mister lefty, and Yang liked to use the her ever loving fingers. Do you want to know the biggest sign that somebody has recently done it though?" Naruto whispered right into her ear, and she looked away from him in embarrassment.
Naruto licked his left hand and got saliva all over it, while Yang noticed what he was about to do an sent him a thumps up.
This was humiliating for her as well, but it would SO be worth it to hear Ruby scream.
'This will be PRICELESS!' Yang thought as she watched Naruto lean his head so close he was almost kissing the younger girl's ear.
"There hand will be soaked... like this!" Naruto said loudly as he ran his wet hand over Ruby's face, and she paled. She jumped backwards and landed on her back, before she started to shout out and rub her face against the ground when she spun onto her stomach. Naruto saw Yang recording the entire thing with a grin and blush.
"EEEEEWWWWWWWW! Gross gross gross!" Ruby shouted loudly, while Naruto laughed loudly.
"Gotcha! I don't masterbate Ruby. I live with FOUR girls, and one can smell pheromones like me! Do you REALLY think I can get away with pleasing myself with any of you around? Do you think I would even say what hand I would use... though the Yang stuff was completely true." Naruto questioned her, and informed her at the same time with his grin still in place. Blake nodded in agreement.
"Yes, it's true. He hasn't once done anything inappropriate with his body since coming here. Yang and Weiss are less innocent, being regular visisters when they think they can get away with it." Blake commented, and Weiss' eye twitched when she heard her name being mentioned. Naruto was still laughing with Yang on the ground, leaning against each other for support as they went red in the faces from their own prank on Ruby.
"OH DUST that was GREAT! You should have worked in Hand-to-Gland combat or Fetching the Milk... I can't BREATH!" Yang shouted when she started to break down laughing again, while Naruto cracked up with her. Naruto had his eyes closed with happy tears streaming down his face, and his chest was almost hurting him with how hard he was laughing. When the two of them started to came down, Naruto almost burst out again when he looked at Ruby.
"Hey Ruby, want to help me bounce the bunny? AHAHAHAHAHA! Why don't you help me commit mass spermiCIDE!?" Naruto shouted, and when Yang heard him she burts out laughing with him, while the others shook their heads at how Naruto and Yang were acting with each other.
"I don't know Foxy! I think she might not be ready to do a loner with your boner... AHAHAHA*snort*AHAHA!" Yang laughed so hard she actually snorted, and Ruby was blushing at how she was once again the target of the teasing because of her innnocent nature. She was going to have to read up on this stuff, because she was now going to be targetted even more now that Naruto and Yang were working together against her.
In love with her or not, apparently that didn't place her off of Naruto's leasing list, actually, it seemed to place her higher on the list.
She started to grow red when she saw that the two had collapsed with their faces red, and they were out of breath and panting, with Yang laying her head on his arm and curled up into her side holding her gut, while Naruto was twitching and spasming from aftershock of laugher. Yang didn't seem to notice where she was, while Naruto looked like he was having REAL trouble breathing for a few more moments. Ruby was ruby in the face when she noticed that Yang was pressing her chest into Naruto's side. Ruby started to pale when a stray though crossed her mind. The fact Yang seemed to notice this and didn;t stop made a thought cross her mind
Did... did Yang like Naruto?
Was her sister goin to be her rival of love as well?
Chapter End!
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