Bonus feature time! Yay!

I usually put more detail into these events, so sorry if they're short.

I did skip a few, but oh well. I just did one from each chapter.

Giving the mustard sampler to Tomato

Mikako examined the package further. Tomato was an ingredient in ketchup, and mustard was a side ingredient to ketchup, right?

Besides, who knew how Tomato might react. It would be fun.

So, Mikako went to find Tomato, who was napping with the other Tomatoes.

"TOMATO!"

The Tomato shuffled ever so slightly.

"I gotz u a giftz!" Mikako threw the package to Tomato.

Tomato looked at it.

Then teleported away.

"WAT DA FAK"

Mikako knew that Tomato could teleport. But nobody had actually ever seen it in person. Mikako's jaw dropped and she rubbed her eyes. She wasn't seeing things.

Tomato really could teleport.

Well, he was the Ultimate Tomato.

Giving the Top Ten book to Uke. OR: UkexSenpai...kinda.

"Her, Uke" Mikako handed over the book, shrugging. Uke flipped through the pages.

"H-here it is! Top Ten ways to ask someone out...Top ten dates...Top Ten flirting Techniques..."

"R U tryin to ask Senpai ut?" Mikako tilted her head.

"Yeah!"

"#WHATEVS" Swagmaster walked away.

"OMGOMGOMG! Kamiko-Chan needs 2 no botu dis! Nd evry1 but Senpai!"

Mikako ran off, excited to set up a date.

"B-But I haven't even asked him yet! Uahhhh..."

At dinnertime the next day, everyone except for Senpai knew about the date/setup, since it was the widest ship in the small school. Well, Byakuya didn't give a crap. But even Kiyomi and Jed were happy to help.

Akiko had decorated the dining room to perfection.

Kamiko-Chan and Mikako worked in the kitchen.

Jed was cleaning up after Kamiko-Chan and Mikako, since their cooking was making a big mess.

Everyone else was making sure Uke looked perfect.

Well, except Swagmaster. No one knew where he was. Probably high again.

Also Byakuya. But he didn't care.

Uke had mustered up the courage to ask his Senpai to eat with him that night. It took him about 2 hours of stammering.

And so, everything was ready.

All the others hid in the kitchen to watch the date, except for Swagmaster and Byakuya. Uke sat at a table, playing with his too-long suit jacket sleeves.

Senpai walked in the dining room.

Mikako straightened her totally kawaii waitress outfit.

Senpai sat down.

"H-Hi Senpai!"

"hai Uke"

Mikako walked over to the table, smiling.

"Hai! Welcom! 2nite we hav..." Mikako started listing off dishes. Once both had placed orders, Kamiko-Chan walked in with sparkling water and poured them both some.

Everyone waited in the kitchen.

Uke took a sip of his water, then promptly passed out.

Senpai sniffed the water, then drank it. He started screaming, then stood up and threw rainbows everywhere.

"WAT DA FAK" Ninja yelled. Gory ran over to check on Uke.

"He's fine, just knocked out. Something in the water, I guess. Or his nerves." Kamiko-Chan went to examine the water.

"Smells like alcohol, Loli~."

"btu woo wud hav alcohol at a hi skool?" Kiyomi asked.

"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #HIGHAF #DRUNKAF" Swagmaster ran into the dining room, screaming maniacally.

"Seems like Swagmaster drugged the water and spiked it." Jed said. He was right, but nobody could understand.

"NUUUUUU ITZ NUT PERFECT ADL;FAFJGF;GJFLKGJAG" Akiko screamed.

"Fak you, Swagmaster." Mikako grumbled.

Mikako shares the anti-despair cake with everyone

Mikako knew it wouldn't work as well, but she cut up the cake and shared it.

The nobody else died and everyone was horribly OOC for the rest of their lives while Briely was mad as hell.

The end.

Mikako and the crew have a relaxation day

Mikako couldn't find Jed, but otherwise she invited everyone else to hang out at the pool. Which wasn't many people, but whatever. Mikako dug out some swimsuit she found in her suitcase of cosplay, then went to the the pool.

Everyone enjoyed themselves, speaking about random things and such. They told stories of their friends and family on the outside. After a few hours, Jed joined them as well.

They soon all got into a crazy water fight, and Mikako was over the moon with happiness.

Shame that Jed dying would end it very abruptly the next day.

And that's it!

That's the end.

Wow.

What a crazy ride.

I initially started this fic for the sole purpose of being a troll, and now, well...it's actually become somewhat legitimate! :-D

I had a lot of fun writing this!

And so I thought, why not have more fun?

I'm gonna write a sequel.

Our protagonist this time around will be a little less (Or maybe not) ridiculous.

Protagonist-Chan: That depends. Inside, or outside of my head?

SHUSH!

Keep an eye out for Super DA BEST SYOC EVA 2!

Coming to you in like 10 minutes or something IDK

-Skye