A/N: So yeah… Hi! :D Sorry about the long wait for an update. And someone recently said they missed the old ones so… Ten's troubles with Popcorn is here! :D Enjoy

( Also, you can't just threaten me to update RIGHT AFTER AN UPDATE! That's just not fair! :P So, if I go like two months without an update THEN you can threaten me :) Enjoy this next chapter!)

The tenth doctor knew how to use a microwave. Almost everyone in the 21 century did, it would be silly if you didn't after all. However, he didn't use one often and was out of practice. So when Rainy (MadamDe pompadour) asked for Popcorn, since she'd never had the delightful snack, Ten instantly set off as quickly as possible to get her some.

"Hurry up Ten, we're starting the episode soon!" Halie shouted as he ran out of the theater room towards the kitchen. It was very simple what he did next. He got one of those microwavable popcorn packets, took the plastic off and shoved it into the microwave.

"Wait! I want some too," Eleven suddenly appeared, popcorn packet in hand and a banana in the other. With a smile, Eleven shoved the popcorn packet into the microwave.

"Prepare to have popcorn," Ten smirked and shut the microwave, hitting the popcorn button and waited… and waited… and waited.

Pop!

"Did you hear something?" Eleven asked as an invisible Alli the Radieren appeared, holding in giggles. Yes, she was supposed to be on vacation, but she missed these little suckers and causing mischief so she was back early!

"You want popcorn? I'll give em' popcorn," she thought as she placed at least fifteen into the microwave secretly… or she thought it was only fifteen. She wasn't that good at counting so it was probably more than fifteen packets, but that didn't matter right? A little more wouldn't hurt them. With a small smirk, Alli popped away, the doctors dismissing the popping sound as their popcorn finally popping.

"Come on," Ten whispered as he patted the counter to an imaginary tune as the two Doctors waited.

"You know," Eleven suddenly spoke up, a dangerous glint in his eyes. "We could always… speed up the process."

Ten and Eleven, both grinning, pulled out their sonic screwdrivers and pointed them at the microwave. They stood there for about five seconds, the familiar sonic sound filling the air before.

... Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!... Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!... Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!... Pop! Pop! Pop! Pop!

"IT'S POPPING FOUR TIMES!" Ten suddenly shrieked and hid behind the counter with Eleven. It may have been Halie chasing Alli around the room, both invisible, trying to get her to go back on vacation or the popcorn was possessed. Whatever it was, the two Doctors both knew that this was a bad, bad decision.

Pop! POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!POP!

"How many packets did you put in!" Ten suddenly asked in horror as he peeked over the counter, inside the microwave you could see the popcorn bulging and pressing against the door.

POP!POPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOPPOP!

"What is taking you two so long?" Amy asked as she and Donna entered the kitchen.

"TAKE COVER!" Eleven shouted desperately as the popping noise echoed through the kitchen loudly.

"What did you do!?" Donna scolded as she hid behind the counter with Ten. Before he could answer the door shot open, not able to hold the pressure of so much popcorn and let it loose. The group in the theater room could barely hear the horror filled screams as a loud POP sounded through the air, quickly followed by a small explosion.

"Ten?" Rainy asked worriedly as she rushed towards the kitchen, popcorn littered the floor. "Ten!"

The sight before her was shocking. The room was covered in popcorn, at least five feet high. You could barely see Donna's head, Eleven's bowtie, Amy's arm and Tens' feet sticking out.

"I turn into such idiots," Nine groaned and leaned against the wall, hanging his head in shame as Rose snickered behind her hand.

"What happened?" Rory asked in shock as he entered the doorway. It was at that moment Halie appeared, out of breath and a grin on her face. Finally Alli went back on vacation. Ten's head appeared, a frown on his face as he glared up at Halie.

"You had something to do with this, didn't you," he stated as the smile fell from her face.

"No," she whispered, laughing slightly at the popcorn sticking to Ten's hair. It would take ages to get all the butter out.

"ALL IS LOST!" Darcy the fan girl entered the room, seeing Ten's hair she broke into sobs. "HIS HAIR IS RUINED!"

Another loud shriek, coming from Ten, sounded through the air as he tried to swim towards the shower.

"Actually… I'm not sure I want to try popcorn," Rainy whispered as everyone snickered at Ten and Elevens misfortune.

A/N: I know it's short but hopefully it made you laugh, or even just smile :) Have a good day and make sure your safe next time you have popcorn!

P.S. My family has recently taken in a sib set of 6 so updates will be more infrequent than they were before… sorry!

Disclaimer: Alrighty, who wants to do it. Ten?

Darcy: HOW DARE YOU! YOU HAVE RUINED SOMETHING SO BRILLIANT AND AMAZING! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF! HIS HAIR COULD'VE SOLVED WORLD PEACE AND YOU JUST THREW IT AWAY LIKE IT DIDN'T MATTER! YOU ARE DISPICABLE!

Me: It didn't actually happen Darcy… I don't own him or his hair.