I think that I'm gonna take a break soon. Tomorrow is my birthday and I'm torturing myself…..Feel honored, dear readers.

moses wuz lookin around da slitherin commen room at all da chillin. in his hand wuz a magik staff dat turned into a snake. den he saw harod an jezebell wakkin out da door wit a shotgun.

"hey hey hey hey" he sed "u kids cant have shotguns in skool"

"its ok mr moses" sed harod "were not gonna hunt students. were gonna go out in da woods an shoot pupies" Awwwwww * makes sad face*

"oh well i gess dats alrite den.You are ok with them killing puppies! but if ur out dere an u see dat evil nigger turtle den u had better shoot him 2 deth" sed moses.

"ok" dey sed

den... A RAINBOW BUST THRU DA WINDOW !1

jezebell got so scared dat she had a baby. *commentater pauses awkwardly, imagining it, and then bursts out laughing*

"oh look anodderone" she sed an put it in her bakpack full of babies.

den josef slid down da rainbow. "hey guys were u goin" sed josef "if ur goin 2 da chamber of secrets can i cum?"

"shh" sed jebadiah (1 of josefs many brodders)

"hey look its my many brodders!" sed josef "i didnt expect 2 see u guys here!"

"chamber of sectrets?" sed moses "wuts dat"

"oh its a grate place" (Again..grate. They must shred a lot of cheese.)sed josef "were dose ppl go 2 hatch evil schemes with snape" I thought he didn't know….

"WUT" sed moses an his staff into a snake. dat scared jezebel so much dat she had anodder baby which she den put into her bakpack. "UR PLOTTIN EVIL TINGS WIT SNAPE"

"yeh" sed josef.

den moses ran towards dem. "u cant go outside" he sed. den jezebell hit him ova da hed wit her sack of babies.

"ow" he sed den fell ova in pain "i gess u kids rly r evil..." You were gonna let them shoot puppies! den hared poped a cap in his ass. den he he started wrigglin around in pain.

"quik lets get out of here" sed jezebell an jezebell harod an josefs many brodders ran away.

"josef..." sed moses

"yes" he sed

"u were right... here take dis staff an stop dem..." den he fell asleep. Fall asleep? Dang-guess even old guys gotta nap.

"tanks" sed josef an looked it up an down "i no wut imma do wit dis"

I'm still upset about the puppies. This author is an illiterate, baby-eating, puppy-hating jerk!

Okay….when I wrote this my dog looked at me all sad like and I thought "She can read my mind!" xD