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*^*^^**^^*^**^^^*^*^*Thoughtful Tabance^**^^*^**^*^*^^*

Pietro: Thoughtful? How does THAT work?

Dexroth: It's difficult to find a new title every time.

Lance: Are you sure it just isn't because she's lazy?

Beck: And then, for no reason, Lance decided to forego love and become celibate for the rest of his life. Whether he liked it or not.

Lance: I'll shut-up.

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Tabby looked over at the handsome guy in the car with her. His hair whipped back from the wind, he was the cutest guy she'd ever seen.

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Tabby: I got another story!

Lance: I love you Kitty!

Tabby: WHAT!?

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Lance Alvers, her love of her life. And she was the love of his.

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Beck: Hey, Kitty, special delivery.

Kitty: Hunh?

Beck: Diamond earrings from Realm9.

Kitty: Pretty! But why?

Dexroth: He likes you. Don't forget the roses.

Lance: I'm so going to find out where that guy lives.

Kitty: I have to bake him some cookies! Realm9 is so nice.

Kurt: I vill join you.

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They hadn't been dating long, but they didn't have to. They knew they loved each other.

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Rahne: Isn't that redundant?

Jubes: Neither of them are the greatest thinkers.

Amara: Yes.

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Kitty: Who ate my chocolates?

Magneto: You SEE?! Bacon the pig has stricken again!

Dexroth: You haven't gotten over the whole stealing Acolytes thing, have you?

Magneto: All shall be victim in my tide of DESTRUCTION!

Dexroth: You done yet?

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And this drive would end everything they knew and begin with a new life, side by side with the ones they love.

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Sam: Especially if they drive off a cliff.

Roberto: How do you figure?

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Away from Xavier, Magneto, friends and enemies, from pain of not fitting in.

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Ray: And that'll happen. Just random coincidences of stuff blowing up and earthquakes, nothing to do with the two drifters wandering around.

Beck: Quiet. So I'm using poetic license.

Xavier: Any chances getting it revoked?

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"So where to?" He asked over the blaring radio.

"Vegas!" She laughed back

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Roberto: Vegas is evil. Gambling is bad.

Ray: Yeah, but it's loads of fun.

Jubes: You just say that because when you electrocute machines, they give you all the money.

Roberto:…Now that I think about it…

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The road was long, and their hearts were soaring.

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Apocolypse: *glare*

Beck: How did you fit into my house?

Dexroth: He must have run away from Aslyin.

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And this was their legacy. To live their lives free.

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Todd: I woulda thought their legacy was a criminal record, yo?

Blob: Yeah, with all the stuff they did.

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She grinned at Lance. He grinned back. He leaned over to her.

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Jamie: He's gonna eat her!

Beck:….

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He kissed her, a kiss of true love.

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Ray: And then the car crashed.

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They broke the kiss and he turned his eyes back to the road.

"I love you, Tabitha."

"I love you, Rocktumbler."

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Rahne: The 'I love yous' are back.

Beck:   They were never really gone.

Doggy: Woof!

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Another chapter up!