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36th Night - There are cases where the supposedly more evil is the lesser evil
ALLEN: Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree, fucking trees everywhere.
LENALEE: It's your fault for sleeping.
ALLEN: *rockets into Lenalee's chest, as if there wasn't enough fanservice to begin with*
LENALEE: NO, I'M NOT READY FOR THIS LEVEL OF COMMITMENT, KISS THIS BRIEFCASE INSTEAD
*train jerks to halt and the break distance was pretty damn short for a hundred tons monstrosity, next time don't loiter between the rails or Choo Choo motherfucker*
CONDUCTIONER: Would you get your shitty cart out of the way?
PERSON: Once we killed everyone *turns into Akuma and shoots at conductioner*
ALLEN: Run, bitch, run! *starts killing off Akuma*
LEVEL 2: *dances out of the way*
LENALEE: There's another group the other way!
ALLEN: Yeah, I see them.
LENALEE: ... You do?
ALLEN: Unbelievable that the anime lets me rock right? *kills off more*
LEVEL 2: Don't get cocky! *whips out huge, threatening flyflapper*
ALLEN: *jumps out of the way like any human with a functional brain-*
ANIME: No, he doesn't.
ALLEN: I don't get paid enough for this shit *gets caught* Oh, wow, I'm so trapped, who will save me?
LENALEE: *kicks Akuma away* FOR THE GLORY OF ALLENA AND STRAIGHT SHIPS!
ALLEN: *destroys Akuma*
LENALEE: Finally over!
*more Akuma appear*
LENALEE: Could you fucking not?
*at night*
LENALEE: Just what the hell was that back then, why were there so many Akuma?
ALLEN: I'm hungry.
LENALEE: What?
ALLEN: I'm hungry.
LENALEE: Yeah, me too.
ALLEN: I'm hungry.
LENALEE: That's nice but it won't help the investigation.
ALLEN: I'm hungry.
LENALEE: Do you even listen to what I say?
ALLEN: I'm hungry.
LENALEE: ...Go to sleep before I kick you.
*later*
LENALEE: Wake the fuck up, someone's coming!
ALLEN: Are they edible?
*finders pass*
ALLEN: Shoot. On second thought...
*three finders later*
FINDER: Will you spare the rest of us?
HANNIBALLEN: Someone needs to show me the way.
LENALEE: So what was that with those Akuma, there were lots of them.
DEVON: They've been attacking cities on our way and they're heading west.
ANIME: Ok, I know this is filler, but let's put some of the actual manga in here, for we left that one out, oops.
LENALEE: *in her dream of the ruined Order* Not this shit again. *spots Allen in the water* HAH! I mean oh dear godness, no! *wakes up*
*next day the bunch of hobos Allen wiped the floor with and Tyki*
EEZE: *smashes utensils together "Wake the fuck up you bunch of good for nothings" remain unsaid*
*everyone leaves for work but the phone rings with Lady Gaga Telephone blasting in the background*
TYKI: Yeah? Yeah. Ok, bye. *puts it down* Sorry guys, my secret job!
*back out our favourite dysfunctional family*
EARL: Now that everyone is here...
ROAD: Help me with my homework
*disgruntled noises*
ROAD: Do you want to live?
*utter silence*
EARL: It's time for me to shine.
*back to Allen and what's left of the Finders*
DEVON: Ok, we're here, goodbye.
HANNIBALLEN: But-
DEVON: No thanks, Skülla.
*in the city*
DEVON: *gets surrounded by citizens* Clear the way.
CITIZENS: *turn into Akuma*
DEVON: COULD WE FUCKING NOT REPLAY THE FUCKING ODUSSEI? *sends signal*
AKUMA: *fire*
HANNIBALLEN AND LENALEE: *arrive and destroy them all*
HANNIBALLEN: *eyes him hungrily*
DEVON: Fucking great, I should have just died, it would have been less painful
LEVEL 2: *appears*
DEVON: Maybe there is a god after all.
*back at the Earl*
EARL: Ok, most of it is done and so am I. Now, the real reason I called you is because I'm assigning you who to kill.
ROAD: ALLEN IS MINE!
EARL: But-
ROAD: MINE!
*back the HannibAllen and what's left of his company*
DEVON: COME! *blinds an Akuma whose eyes are? Covered?*
LEVEL 2: *knocks him away*
DEVON: Could you please do a better job killing me?
HANNIBALLEN: Not a chance. *destroys Level 2*
DEVON: Fuck. Better make those Finder Sandwiches before he bites me.
END OF 36TH NIGHT