LTP: HEY EVERYONE! We're back with another episode! In case you all are wondering where everyone is, Reala and Jackle are preparing for their scenes while NiGHTS is chasing Octopaw somewhere. And Selph...
*camera pans over to Selph, who is still trapped inside the Ideya Palace*
LTP: ... IS RIGHT HERE!
Selph: I hate you so much.
LTP: Oh shut your trap ya big baby, you said you wanted more screen time, so I'm giving you more screen time.
Selph: Well that's just- Wait, really?
LTP: Yeah. In fact, you're supposed to be in this weeks episode.
Selph: ... But how am I supposed to do my part while I'm trapped in here?
LTP: Hmm... *snaps fingers* I know!
*one chainsaw and 38 seconds later*
Selph: Not quite the way to get out of an Ideaya Palace, but I'm not complaining. How did NiGHTS even manage to stay sane during her time in there?
LTP: By the way Selph, before you go prepare for your scene, there's something you need to know. *face darkens* If you ever try to take over my show again, I'll start making reservations for my foot in your ass. You're in my world now b****, and when you cross me, there is gonna be hell to pay. Capiche?
Selph: Y-yes ma'am.
LTP: Good. *suddenly hyper again* Now say the disclaimer and let's get this show started!
Selph: *sighs* LTP doesn't own NiGHTS into Dreams, NiGHTS Journey of Dreams, or Dick Figures.
LTP: BOOYAHKA!
Zombies and Shotguns
(opens in the mall of Nightmare, where Jackle loads a shotgun)
Reala: Seriously, dude, you don't need a shotgun.
Jackle: Are you kidding?! I've been trying to get this bag of chips open for like a week! This bag was made by SATAN!
*Jackle fires a bullet at the bag, but the bullet ricochets off it*
Jackle: See? See?! *groans* I just want some chips.
*Groaning sounds are heard*
Reala: What the-*spots zombie Nightmaren trying to get through the door* Zombies!
*zombie Nightmaren break open the door and enter*
Reala: Oh, damn!
*Jackle fires a bullet at the bag of chips again but the bullet bounces off and kills one of the zombies*
Jackle: Touché, bag.
Reala: Come on, dude!
*Reala grabs the bag of chips. He and Jackle run away as the zombies are trying to get them*
Reala: Huh?
*zombies are all around the mall, while Jackle and Reala are seeing them on the second floor. Chamelon then suddenly appears with zombies following him*
Chamelon: Oh, oh, no! *trips and falls onto the floor, smiling* I'm so F***ED! *the zombies surround him*
Reala: Quick! These dudes wanna eat your chips!
Jackle: Oh, f*** that! *loads shotgun* You dead! *kills a zombie* Who dead? *kills another zombie* You dead! *kills another zombie*
Reala: *points to something* BOOMER!
*Jackle sees Puffy as a boomer. He shoots her and a big cloud of gas appears*
Reala: Gross. *a zombie screams off-screen* Run this way!
*they run into a power tools store*
Reala: *throws the bag of chips while trying to block the door* Get a chainsaw!
Jackle: *throws away the shotgun* Good idea!
*Jackle uses a chainsaw to try to open the bag while two zombies try to close in on him*
Jackle: Whooooo!
Reala: No, for the zombies, you retard!
Jackle: Zombies?
*Jackle flings the chainsaw backwards, killing a zombie, and flings it forward, killing another, not even noticing before going back to trying to open the bag*
Jackle: What zombies?
Reala: *grabs a shotgun* F***! *shoots a zombie* You! *shoots another*
*Jackle lets a zombie bite the bag and pulls the bag to see if it will open, but the zombie's head comes off*
Jackle: Damn it.
Reala: *shoots another zombie* Brainshot! *cries out and runs from the door*
*Jackle tries to chainsaw the bag again, then Selph comes in*
Selph: Hey, bros, bros, this is like, crazy, right?
*Jackle glares at him and kills him by cutting him with his chainsaw. Selph screams and then dies*
Reala: Uh, I don't think that guy was a zombie...
Jackle: I know. *deep voice* THE PERFECT MURDER.
*They run out of the store*
Reala: Oh, my Wizeman!
*the two spot a bunch of zombies, including Chamelon, crowded around a cinnamon swirl stand*
Reala: That must be where the outbreak started. Those Cinnamon swirls are irresistible!
*Jackle and Reala look at Owl, who is eating one of the cinnamon swirls*
Owl: Eh, I haven't had any yet.
Jackle: *activates chainsaw*
Reala: *loads shotgun*
(later)
*Reala and Jackle run away from zombies*
Regular zombies: Brains!
Other zombie: Brian!
*Reala and Jackle reach a dead end*
Reala: Ah, dead end!
Jackle: Good one.
*The zombies draw closer*
Jackle: *trying to open the bag again* I wish I had fingers.
*Reala sees a highly flammable perfume, then he aims and shoots it while Jackle is still trying to open the bag. The fire from the perfume kills the zombies*
Reala: F*** yeah.
*the sprinklers turn on and put out the fire... and the zombies come back to life*
Jackle: *finally opens the bag* Oh, sick!
Reala: Oh, f***!
LTP: And that's the show for today!
Selph: *grumbles* B****.
LTP: *suddenly armed with the Giant Frying Pan Thinger of Doom* What was that Selph?
Selph: N-nothing...
LTP: That's what I thought. *faces the camera* Okay, since no one answered last week, I'll ask again, does anyone out there know of any good Vocaloid songs that would be fitting for Jackle? And to Recovery Zero, I had sent you a message last episode via PMing, but I'm not sure if you got it or not. Anyway. See ya'll next time!
Reviews pleaseles?