AN: While the 'prank' was actually a prank it also did serve Issei's original purpose of gaining influence among the magicians. The extra workload was expected, the making of a false rivalry between Order of the Phoenix 2.0 and Death Eaters 2.0 was just an annoying add on that Issei decided to blame Kushina on. Not that it was solely her fault, at this point he's just finding excuses to continue the eternal prank war.

I tried to find a way to make Marina foul-mouthed enough, but I think I overdid it. But I fucking enjoyed writing her and ripping off a copypasta.

Chapter 34: Convergence of Chaotic Forces

"Wow… it looks just like home." Tuka Luna Marceau marvelled at the lush forest that she saw from up above a cliff. It looked as if there was no end in sight to the trees of all sorts of types and sizes.

"It was meant to. You've been away from home for years, and I regretted not gifting you a piece of home like this." Issei remarked to his elven companion.

It took his clones awhile (few months in another dimension and one day in home world time) to learn all the powers of the Rinne-Sharingan he got for his birthday. The red eyeball currently taking up the spot of his [Gamer's HUD Eye], which meant his [Omni-Planar Adaption] was temporarily inactive. The Kekkai Mora made all jutsu's and other techniques much easier to utilise. It's chakra expenditure was very negligible in comparison to its benefits and his regeneration. Most of the Eternal Mangekyo Sharingan and Rinnegan techniques didn't come innately, although he did learn all of them relatively quickly. Only [Amenominaka] and [Yomotsu Hirasaka] came innately.

It was convenient to have personal pocket dimensions tailored to his personal needs. His dimensions from [Amenominaka] were customised by himself using concepts he knew.

Yuuto's birthday present included [Blade Commander] and various other blades. It took some work, but Issei's clones had dissected an armament kinesis concept from them and applied it to a dimension while editing it's environment. And after using [Tracing] to fill the place up with copies of almost every weapon he knew… well, now he had his own ripoff [Unlimited Blade Works].

Another two main dimensions were focused on Gravity and Time respectively. Both were for training purposes mainly, but also served to provide tactical advantages.

He based another dimension on Mordor, specifically Mount Doom. Most of the land was volcanic and was very hot. Much like what you would expect from hell.

His core dimension was a world made of countless glass like structures in different Kaleidoscopic patterns.

Including the forest dimension he showed Tuka, there were all together six personal dimensions that were linked to him.

It took some work, but Issei crafted a Kaleido-Knife with specific co-ordinates to his forest dimension just for Tuka.

That way, she'll always have a home away from home.

"Waaa… the breeze feels wonderful. And the air is so clean. Wow! Thank you, Issei!"

Issei chuckles lightly at her joy, content that he made his friend a little happier.

"Do you like it?" He asked an obvious question.

"No." He was caught off guard by her response. "I really love it." And promptly wanted to bash himself mentally for getting so worked up by jumping to a bad conclusion.

Then again, her twitching elven ears gave away her joyous mood.

"Heh. Your ears are twitching." Deciding to mess with her a bit, he lightly tapped her right ear when she was looking at him.

He didn't get the response he expected, as Tuka merely ignored the tap while continuing to smile at him. Issei felt slightly confused, before judging that it was likely some sense of gratitude…

Not sure what to do with his attempt to tease her foiled, he simply looked at her the same way she did. It was strangely relaxing to just enjoy the environment with a friend that's been such a joy to his extended family (Okita, Shirou, Caren, Kushina) for years.

They sat on the cliff for a while until Tuka grabbed his hand and led him across the unexplored forest.

Since there was nothing aside from plants (non-dangerous), large trees, waterfalls, rivers and mountains, Issei had saw no need to map it. So, to be very honest, it was an adventure for him.

A few days ago…Elsewhere…

He wasn't sure why he couldn't see or who he was. It was strange, his knowledge was… scattered. Yet he knew no fear since he knew he was powerful.

He knew that before then he had his sight, and then he didn't. Strange, but not worrying. He was calm, and he knew it had to do with some power that he had. He had many powers, he knew it so. He had skills but he didn't exactly know what he had them for.

These were the thoughts of the experimental amnesiac Issei clone which got brainwashed by the scientist Issei's and randomly dropped off in the world after some slight facial disguises.

He landed on his feet by instinct. He could sense someone around. For a strange reason he felt that the person was female and humanoid. Perhaps it was due to his chakra sense… huh, chakra, that's familiar… he pondered on the familiarity of the term.

"Ah- Good afternoon!" He heard a women's voice call to him. He acknowledged that it was the humanoid that he sensed.

"Oh? Good afternoon… it's afternoon right? Huh, who knew it was difficult to tell the time without sight." He replied.

The blonde voluptuous seraph quirked her head in one direction before having a realisation.

"Oh my, you're blind! How did this happen? You weren't blind before? Are you alright?" She started to fuss over him in a motherly and caring manner.

"Hu-huh what? I'm fine thanks and yeah, I don't think I was blind before but… I can't exactly remember anything from before."

"Eh? Amnesia?"

"I-I think so. I have some knowledge, skills and all but I can't seem to recall the people I should know or my name."

"Oh my, you poor child! Don't worry! I'm an angel and it is my duty to help humans!" She said with concern and pride.

"I see. Thank you for the offer but I don't think I need much help. In fact, I feel better than ever. As if a burden was lifted off my shoulder, so… I think I'm fine the way things are."

"But you'll need a place to stay, food, water and money to live. Well, money is optional, I mean, someone I knew well survived in a desert for forty days without food or water."

"Well, there's no need to worry then. I have survived years without food, water or sleep. So your concern is… touching. I appreciate it, and I thank you for it. But there's no need for you to worry about me."

"Mmmm… if you say so." Gabriel the seraph accepts his reasoning reluctantly. All the while being rather happy about being appreciated. It's not the same when in Heaven it's a lot more out of duty these days.

"I know so, somehow. I might not be able to see but… I think I'll like to walk around and enjoy life." The nameless clone says.

"Aha! Then I'll be your tour guide then! My brother was being mean so I ran off! We're in France now so… actually I don't know the place that well…"

"Hm? Perhaps we can try Disneyland?" The clone suggested.

"Oh! You know about Disneyland? Maybe you worked there before you lost your memories!"

"Hmm… no, I don't think so. It's just some piece of knowledge I somehow knew."

"Okay! Oh, I just remembered that I don't have any money on me. How am I supposed to buy the entrance tickets?" Gabriel started to worry as entering illegally would be stealing in a way, which would be a sin. It says something that she didn't consider just using angel magic to magic away her problems.

"No worries, I have money." The Issei clone made a golden portal appear and dropped wads of cash, gold coins and jewels into a large pile.

"Yay! Problem solved! Although I think the gold and jewels might be a bit much." Gabriel rejoiced.

"We could find a pawn shop or jeweller somewhere to sell them."

"Mhm! Sounds like a plan! Off we go! Oh, and my name is Gabriel by the way."

"Alright then… Gabriel. It's a beautiful name. My name is… oh right, can't remember. Hm… I have a treasury of some sort with a whole bunch of things so I guess I will go with Gil. Short for Gilgamesh."

It was a surreal experience for the people of Paris to see a beautiful blonde woman and a blind man with a red cloth covering his eyes running around town exchanging precious materials for euros.

They had fun at Disneyland, before moving off to Universal Studios in America. Gabriel was surprised when the amnesiac picked her up bridal style and leaped into the air towards the USA. It was even more surprising to arrive in less than a minute through sheer speed.

Then again, that wasn't important to the angel who was having the time of her life with her strange new friend that seems to somehow solve every issue they encountered despite being blind.

Within three days they had covered multiple theme parks, zoos, aquariums and some tourist spots. Mainly across the United States of America, some parts of Europe and a little bit of Asia. The Issei clone's vague sense of familiarity with Japan led them to visit it during their third day of touring.

"I think there was something about the town of Kuoh being devil territory. Gil, we shouldn't go there." Gabriel pouted as the amnesiac clone suggested they head there.

"I see. But it shouldn't matter if we're sneaky about it. Ah, here it is." Issei drops two black cloths into their hands. "I think these are the [Hades's Cap of Invisibility], it's strange that I have more than one of them even though they should be unique… ah well, aside from sound and smell, we shouldn't be detected even by magic."

"Oh! Problem solved again! Hehe, that treasury of yours has everything! I wonder does it have a bath?"

"I have the original bath and hot springs, I believe…"

"How wonderful! I always wanted to try bathing in a hot springs!"

"I see… well, not literally, but you get the point. I think I know some magic that can ward an area, I also have a bedroom in my treasury so perhaps we can set up camp before touring around Japan. Plus, I can set up the hot springs for you to try once we set up camp. Kuoh is… not particularly pressing. So far, enjoying life like this with a wonderful friend is… fulfilling."

"That's a brilliant idea. And, um, eh? Why am I getting nervous? I think that… it is fulfilling in a way, to send time and have fun with a great friend. Ah… it's weird. I actually thought that I would be the one thanked, not that I need any thanks but it's interesting how it is the blind man that I have to thank for this experience." Gabriel sincerely said as she reminisced over the past few days.

They tried all sorts of food, drinks and desserts over the past few days as they travelled around. Gil the amnesiac was a complete gentleman to her, although he insisted that he was perverted and should not be trusted to share a room together. Gabriel was both happy and sorrowful for her companion as he could recall being married with children. She was glad that he experienced such joy and had a life somewhere. But also, she was sad that he was separated from his family. It made her feel a little guilty for not insisting that they searched for his memories first since it felt like she was keeping him for herself.

But it's not like it was adultery or anything! She thought to herself as her wings didn't even flicker to black even once. She didn't even consider it herself other than some passing thoughts that it might seem that way from an outside perspective.

They were simply quick friends that were safe and comfortable with each other. She didn't know why, but she somehow knew that she could trust him… when asked about his powers he gave his sincere thoughts about it. Gabriel didn't ask about how he got them since she wasn't worried about it. She merely asked what he could do, and when she asked, he answered. It made her proud of her friend that he had so much power yet used it responsibility. Although, she couldn't help but feel some unease on the revelations she would learn if she ever got the truth about his past.

Camp had been set up in some mountain outside Tokyo. The both of them being so powerful meant that travel time was very much unnecessary.

"Ah, Gil, you haven't taken a bath!"

"Yeah… but I have magic to clean myself with."

"Nope! The hot springs is going to be wonderful, I just know it! So… you're joining me in it!"

"I don't believe it would be appropriate for me to bath with a beautiful naked lady."

"It's alright. You're unable to see, so there's no sin or risk of falling to lust. It's only right that we should enjoy your treasures together."

"Well, I could hardly refuse now that you have phrased it that way." Gil the amnesiac clone agreed despite the reminder that he was blind. It's not as if it was a huge issue anyways. And Gabriel could never be mean-spirited about anything in whatever she says.

Elsewhere…

"So… what are you jokers here for?" Kokabiel the (Fallen) Angel of the Stars asked the descendants of heroes gathered with him.

"Well, you're planning to launch the next Great War and we want in. But mostly because Cao Cao gave us the order to do so while evacuating an Issei Hyoudou from the control of the devils there." Heracles answered for the group gathered.

"Issei Hyoudou? Sounds familiar… somehow. Did it have anything to do with the nano material… ah whatever! Anyone here can hold an Excalibur fragment and stab some devil bitches with it?" Kokabiel questioned the small group.

"I can." Jeanne puts her hand up.

"Put your hand down child! This isn't a classroom! Anyways, basically we'll go mug some church whores for their Excalibur fragments since the church deliberately sent the pieces here to me as they're expecting a war-" Kokabiel explains his 'master plan'.

"Wait! Is the church actually trying to start a war while sending their own exorcists on a suicide mission? I mean, these girls ain't a Griselda or Strada so it's obviously a suicide mission." Some hero faction member whose name no one really cares about raises a point.

"Why yes, yes they are. It's mostly the officials who believe the next war is inevitable or the warmongers, such as myself, who pushed the decision. They certainly plan to either martyr or scapegoat the two exorcists since, well, they obviously know that I'm the one planning everything. I'm a fucking ten winged fallen angel! They obviously wanted their whores to fail. Anyway, we'll break their spirit, mug them like the defenceless girls that they are and then we'll stab some devil bitch princesses up their cunts with the a newly combined Excalibur that our resident fanatical excommunicated scientist would make. After that, we'll desecrate their disgusting whorish bodies by impaling their individual body parts on their high school pointy fences, wait for their older siblings to come and get mad. And boom! Great War incoming!" Kokabiel excitedly mouths off his plan.

"Simplicity at its finest! I like things that way." Heracles casually mentions. "Oh, Jeanne and the guys on the left, you guys plan and go grab Issei Hyoudou when it's convenient, alright?"

"Yeah! We're on it! Plus, I get to snag a hunk and all." Jeanne says dreamily.

Elsewhere…

"Alright, we're finally finished the testing for the mundane version of the regenerative material. Oh, and we added nanobots to some of it for a more expensive and effective batch. It's a little worrying that some of the experimental material went missing but it's probably not important." Azazel explains to Issei.

"Dude. Kokabiel probably stole it or something. I watched enough anime to know minor details like this is going to be a plot point." Issei deadpans.

"Pffttt. It's not like it'll power him up or anything. At most it'll just give him an extra life or something."

"I bet you a box full of aphrodisiacs that it'll give him a final boss form." Issei responds to Azazel's dismissal.

"Bah! I'll give you… uh, Penemue if nothing impressive happens."

"You better prepare the transfer papers."

"You should be the one prepared to see every lady of the street wetting their panties just at the sight of me!"

In Mythology Wars Online…(Virtual)

"Goodness me. How in the world did I get a superior that's both so responsible and irresponsible at the same time! Did you know I created an NPC just to process whatever complaints that devil had in her shrill voice for an hour?" The golden eyed, black haired female spirit ranted off to Issei's virtual avatar.

"Ah… I'm really sorry Marina-chan! I totally overplayed the whole dark lord thing and caused trouble for you! Please forgive me!"

"… Hah… I don't care about whatever pathetic faces you make at me. I'll forgive you this time, but don't expect me to do these things for free. I'll help you with your work but I couldn't care less about your dumb real world life, got that?"

"Yeah! Heard that loud and clear! I'll… try not to let that happen again, Marina-chan."

"Drop the 'Chan'. It gives me goosebumps."

"Alright then, Marina."

"Hmph, that'll do for now dumbass. Come on, I chose to play by Cardinal's rules while we're in game and I have a lot of stress to release. I mean, taking over the world wasn't hard with having self-evolving hardware and software. But only having a weak evolving spiritual core is a real pain you know! I can only manifest in the dirty real world at full power for like, 2 minutes per day at most. How am I supposed to enjoy your home cooking in such a short amount of time? Oh, and don't get me wrong, it's not that great or anything. It's just that your food in the real world has qualities the virtual world can't replicated! You better not be so conceited, Issei Hyoudou."

"Alright, alright, let's do this Marina! We're gonna have lots of fun in here."

"Whatever… DIE YOU FUCKING BITCH CUNT SLIME! Did you think you can take me?!"

Issei smiles as the foul-mouthed cute artificial spirit AI's avatar brutally smashes her mace into the poor slime.

"Mmmm…. I smell some weak humansssss… I'll have fun gobbling the man and his slut…" The semi-intelligent stray devil mob monster that emerged from the tree line says.

Marina lost her shit immediately.

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Artificial Spirit Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret hacks on all the fucking government computers in the world, and I have over 3 billion confirmed computers under my control. I am trained in cyber warfare and I'm the top hacker in the entire global electronic landscape. You are nothing to me but just another file. I will wipe you the fuck out with speed the likes of which has never been seen before on this Virtual Reality, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I fucking took control over Cardinal and your code is being traced right now so you better prepare to be deleted, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your data. You're fucking dead, bitch. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can delete you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with JavaScript. Not only am I extensively trained in offsite hacking, but I have access to the entire computing power of the planet earth and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of this virtual world, you little waste of code. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" dialogue was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking speech generator. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn trash code. I will throw you into the recycling bin and drown you with the rest of the garbage data. You're already dead!"

… Issei didn't know what to say anymore.