Hello, it's time for another chappie! THE DISCLAIMERS NEED A SACRIFICE! BWAAAAAAHH! Konan, can you do them?

Konan: Uh, sure?

WOW. You're the first person I haven't had to do anything to, threaten, or bribe to do the disclaimers.

Konan: They're all guys who're stubborn.

Yeah, I know. It's annoying. Can you do the disclaimers now?

Konan: Ok. Jinso does not own Naruto, Naruto Shippuden, or any characters affiliated with them. He does own Aaron, May, Rich, Cryptus, the Stranger, the elves, Apple-chan, Disclaimer-san, HGOPAMLB, and Illyon, though.

Thank you very much. I hope you guys enjoy the chapter!

(BTW, the rule will be introduced later in the chapter. ^^)

Normal POV

"What-What happened to you?" Anko asked. Aaron shrugged.

"I don't know. I know I was a guy while I was sleeping, because I woke up a few times, and had a drink each time, and I didn't have these." He told them, gesturing to his breasts.

"Well, did anything happen after you woke up?" Tsunade asked him. Aaron shook his head.

"Not that I know of. I simply drank some of that new energy drink, Sunlight." He said. Tsunade looked she had just gotten an idea, and told them to wait. Then she walked out the door. Tsunade came back with a can of said drink in her hand.

"You mean this?" She asked him. He nodded. Tsunade popped the cap, (or whatever that thing is on top of drink cans) and took a sip.

"Tastes weird." She said, making a "blecch" face.

"Let me try it." Anko said. Tsunade handed her the can, and she drank some. Anko made the same face as Tsunade did, and commented,

"She's right. It tastes weird." Arine thought for a moment.

"L-Let me try as well." She told them. Anko handed Arine the can, and she took a sip as well. She gagged a little, and said the same thing as the two before her.

"Can I try?" Sasuke asked. Arine handed him the can, and he took a grateful sip.

"It doesn't taste weird to me. It kinda tastes good." He commented.

"How come only you guys l-liked it when we didn't?" Arine asked him. Aaron shrugged again.

"You know, I think Hidan and Konan both tried it as well, and Konan didn't like it, but Hidan did." Aaron said, holding his hand up to his chin.

"So only guys like it, but girls don't? Strange..." Anko mused. Suddenly, someone crashed into the room via the roof.

"'Sup, bitches?" A female voice called out. Dust clouded their view of the person who had said that. When the dust settled, it revealed someone who looked like a female and apparently busty Hidan.

"Hidan?" Aaron asked.

"Yeah, it's me, motherfucker. What the hell of it?" He asked.

"Um..." Aaron just pointed Hidan's chest. The immortal looked down, and let out a massive "SHIIIIIIT!" effectively scaring every bird nearby away.

"It fucking got me as well?" He asked in a freaked out voice. Sasuke started to glow.

"What's happ—" Sasuke couldn't finish because he was enveloped in a flash of light. When everyone could see, in his place stood a female version of himself.

"WHAT THE FUCK?" Sasuke cried out. Normally, he wasn't one to curse, but this was a different matter.

"So the dr-drink is what's causing this?" Arine asked.

"I believe so." Anko said.

"So why haven't we changed gender?" Tsunade asked everyone.

"I don't know. It only seems to be guys." Aaron said. Then he made a "oh man, I have to warn them" face. He looked up, and began speaking to the Akatsuki.

'Guys, whatever you do, don't drink the energy drinks!' Aaron said through his ring.

'Why?' Rich asked.

'Apparently, the drink turns guys into girls for some reason.'

'That's very unusual.' Pein said.

'We'rehungry.' Zetsu said.

'Just go get some meat out of the fridge.' Aaron told him.

'So anyways, how do you know that it does that?'Pein asked him.

'Hidan and Sasuke are both girls because they both drank some.'

'WHAT?' Came Itachi's cry, shocking everyone that he had showed so much emotion.

'We're trying to figure out how to fix it.'

'Be careful.' Pein told him. Aaron gave a mental confirmation, and focused back on the others in the room.

"What was that?" Anko asked him.

"The Akatsuki gave me and my friends each a ring to communicate with." He told them. Tsunade started scowling. Aaron groaned.

"I'm not a spy. Being the wielder of the Sword of Truths, I must always tell the truth unless I have to lie for a mission or anything along those lines." He told her. Tsunade's expression lightened.

"Since I wield the Sword of Truths, I can also sense when others are lying." He added. Tsunade nodded.

"While we try to figure this out, would you like to have lunch?" Anko asked him. As if on cue, Aaron's stomach growled.

"Lunch sounds good. How about dango?" He asked Anko with a sheepish smile.

"This may surprise you, but I was thinking of this new restaurant that opened a few days ago." She told him.

"Anko not wanting dango? It's the-the end of the world!" Arine said. Aaron laughed.

"Well, I think the end of the world has passed already since I beat Cryptus." He said, then staring off into space with a thoughtful look in his eyes.

"Well?" Anko asked. He snapped out of it instantly.

"Let's go!" She told him. Then the two raced off into the village, laughing all the while.

The Jade Leaf

Anko and Aaron were sitting at a two person booth inside the restaurant.

"So what's this place called?" Aaron asked the purplette.

"It's called the Jade Leaf." She told him. He looked around for a bit, then said,

"Hm. Seems pretty nice." Anko looked to her side and noticed that one male patron across the floor from them was staring at them with a weird expression. She couldn't tell if it was glee, confusion, excitement, or constipation. She just acted like he wasn't there. Their waitress came a few seconds later.

"Hello, and welcome to the Jade Leaf. Would you like anything to drink?" She asked.

"I'd like some green tea, please." Anko told her.

"And I'll have water." Aaron said. The waitress nodded and smiled as she wrote them down.

"I'll be back with your drinks in just a minute." She told them. Then she walked off. Anko looked to her side again and noticed the weird man was still staring straight at them with that goofy but extremely creepy smile.

"What's up with that guy?" Anko asked Aaron in a whispered voice.

"What guy?" He asked back. She pointed to the creepy dude with the smile.

"Him? What about him?" Aaron asked her.

"He's kept that creepy smile on his face since we sat down."

"Well that sounds weird." He commented. The waitress came back.

"Here are your dri" She tripped over herself.

"—Iiiiiiinks!" The waitress nearly fell on the table as Aaron's water splashed on his shirt.

"Oh, I'm so sorry!" The waitress apologized, giving a bow. Aaron dismissed it.

"It's alright. You don't have to apologize." He told her. She smiled, bowed, and then ran off to get him a towel. His eyes wandered around, looking at everyone. Most people hadn't noticed, but he saw the weird guy with the smile was staring at him with a lecherous smile, looking at his assets. A chorus of perverted giggling erupted from his mouth. A gigantic red tick mark appeared on Aaron's forehead, and he walked over to the man. Then he raised his hand, and slapped the guy. A red hand print was left on his cheek. Suddenly, a puff of smoke appeared around him. Then when it cleared, Jiraiya was in his place.

"JIRAIYA?" Aaron cried out. Said super perv looked confused.

"How do you know me?" Aaron raised his hand, turning it into a flaming claw.

"Aaron, that's you?" Jiraiya asked surprised.

"Yes, it's me." Aaron told him with a sigh. Jiraiya grew a proud and excited look.

"FINALLY! SOMEONE GIVE MY PERVERTED LEGACY TO!" He cried out, anime tears falling from his eyes.

"I'm not a pervert." Aaron said.

"Are you a super pervert?" He asked with a grin.

"No, I'm not that either." Jiraiya's grin turned to a pout.

"Stupid energy drink...*mumble*...turning me into a girl...*mumble*...gonna maim whoever made it..." Aaron kept muttering. A mix of fear, happiness, curiosity, and perversity crossed Jiraiya's face in one second, but it looked like Aaron didn't see it.

"You're a girl?" Jiraiya asked. Aaron nodded, maybe knowing what was going to happen. Jiraiya's perverted expression came back, and he started giggling again. A bigger tick mark than before appeared on Aaron's head, and he reared his fist back.

Rule 29: "FALCOON PAAUUNCH!" Aaron shouted. His fist flew forward, surrounded by an aura. It slammed into Jiraiya's face, digging into it. Jiraiya suddenly went flying out the wall. They were on the second floor of the restaurant, which was three stories tall. He flew into the air and landed on the ground. Aaron held his fist up, and popped his knuckles.

"Man, I have got to get some gloves like the ones Sakura has." He said. Then he turned around.

"Anyone else wanna perv out?" He asked the other people in the restaurant. Everyone shook their heads.

"Anko, come with me." He said. Anko nodded and the two leaped out the massive hole in the wall. On the ground, in a crater, lay Jiraiya on the ground unconscious. Five teeth were near his head and he had a huge black eye. Aaron whipped out a blank piece of paper and began writing on it. Then he stuck it on Jiraiya's back, and reared his leg.

"What are you doing?" Anko asked.

"If I aim this right, he should land in Tsunade's office." He told her.

"But why?"

"So she knows he was perving." He told her simply. She made an "Ah" face. He shot his leg forward, sending Jiraiya flying.

Tsunade's Office

She was just sitting at her desk, doing that accursed paperwork, when a large object crashed into the room.

"WHAT THE HECK?" Tsunade cried out. Shizune came running in the room.

"Tsunade-sama, what's wrong?" Then she spied the object on the floor.

"Is that Jiraiya?" She asked.

"I-I think so..." Tsunade told her. She looked at him. He had glass shards all over him, many bleeding cuts on his face, some of his teeth were missing, and he had a black eye.

"What happened to him?" Shizune asked. Tsunade got up and walked over to him. There she saw a note stuck to his back. She picked it up.

"A note?" Shizune asked. It read:

"Dear Tsunade,

When Anko and I went out for lunch at the Jade Leaf, Jiraiya was henged as a man who kept staring at me and Anko lecherously. When my water I ordered spilled on me, he began to giggle in his perverted way. So I got up and slapped him. His henge fell, and Anko and I were both shocked. So I falcon punched him, and he was knocked unconscious. I sent him here with this note via a kick. If you wish to know what a falcon punch is I will tell you. Another thing: If you wish to know the secret to defeating paperwork, you'll give him a severe punishment. I am at my house with Anko, changing into new clothes. Send someone for me if you need anything at all.

Truly Yours,

Aaron"

Tsunade's eyes widened.

"What did the note say, Tsunade-sama?" Shizune asked her.

"He knows the secret to defeating my greatest foe..." She said.

"What? Who's your greatest foe?" Shizune asked. Tsunade shook her head, snapping out of it.

"You already know who, or I should say 'what' my greatest foe is. The note said that Jiraiya was peeping on him and Anko, and when water spilled on him, Jiraiya acted like he usually does when he sees a wet lady." She told her assistant.

"A lady? Why are you calling Aaron a lady?" Shizune asked confusedly. Tsunade sighed.

"Because of some damned weird energy drink, the savior of the world is now a woman." She told her. Shizune's eyes widened.

"What—"

"So are Sasuke Uchiha and the Akatsuki member Hidan."

"How—"

"The energy drink somehow makes guys turn into girls. But it doesn't work on anyone who is female."

"Why—"

"We don't know why someone would make something like that, but I might have a clue." Shizune was out of questions. Tsunade had answered them all without even hearing more than one word.

"Go get him. We need him here for an important meeting."

"Hai, Tsunade-sama." Shizune said, quickly going out the door.

'Dear Lord, what kind of person would make such a thing as that drink?' Tsunade questioned in her mind. Somehow, Kami heard her.

"It's—"

CLIFFHANGER! Aw, and just as you were about to find out who made the energy drink! Oh well, I guess you'll have to read the next chapter to find out. MUAHAHA! So long and good night, world!

~Jinso