Something is really wrong….I is updating and it hasn't been obscenely large amounts of time yet.

Maybe it was the great reviews I got, even though everyone thought I abandoned the story.

Maybe it was the need to fill the empty void in my life without ff.

Maybe it was the love of writing coming back to me.

Whatever the reason, I'm here now.

And I'm updating.

Whoa.

Edward (Lol he's a little pissed off at the beginning)

Normally, I have a very good tolerance with kids.

But training them was not….an easy task.

Once they were together, they were constantly goofing off.

"Kids…" I attempted to capture their attention.

They looked at me and I said,

"Are you going to cooperate or not?

Seeing my frustrated glare, they nodded, each with a considerable amount of fear on their faces.

My face softened instantly.

"Good. Now, I'm going to put you in pairs according to your age and height alright? Angel, you go with Gazzy. Kiandra, go with Nudge. Azra, honey, you stay next to me and we'll watch for a little okay? I don't think you should be fighting."

She nodded shyly and came by my side.

"Okay, let me see what you got. Gazzy and Angel, you're up first. Open fighting, don't hurt yourselves," I said and let Angel and Gazzy come to the middle.

I heard Gazzy gulp, and then lunge at Angel with a punch.

Angel moved with lightning speed and dodged him a second before he attacked, and grabbed his shoulder and arm and pushed him into the ground.

Angel looked up and smiled at me.

How did you do that? I asked her in my mind.

She smiled again and thought back, "Instinct. It's in my DNA,"

I nodded then looked at Gazzy.

"It's alright. She has the power of mind reading so she has a much better head start. Nudge and Kiandra, you're up," I called to them.

Nudge and Kiandra got up and Nudge automatically went into a stance. Kiandra, who was more awkward in this situation, just stood there.

"And start," I said, and Nudge lunged at Kiandra.

Kiandra put her arms up to block the blow, but the force of the impact knocked her to the ground. She scrambled back up and circled Nudge, this time attacking her, letting her instincts rule.

She aimed a kick at Nudge's stomach, and Nudge went down with 'oof!'.

"Alright then, let's move on,"

Max

With the basics down, we moved to hand-to-hand combat.

Fang and I were supposed to fight together first.

As we got into our stances, I smirked at Fang.

We had trained together enough times to know the other's fighting style, so this was going to be interesting for both of us.

But I was going to win.

They don't call me Invincible Max for nuttin'.

Fang took the first shot, a punch to the chest, but I saw it coming, and dodged it before kicking his side. But before my foot could come back down, he grabbed my leg and pulled, making me fall to the ground. With my other leg, I kicked Fang away and got up before charging at him with a series of blows, him blocking each one.

After a while of this, Emmett told us to stop. By that time we were breathing heavily and sweat was rolling down my back.

"Take a five minute break, then Fang and Claw, you're up,"

They nodded and we flopped down onto the grass.

~ifeelsoretardedwritingthis 5 minutes later arrghh~

Fang and Claw stepped up, ready to fight.

Even though they had 'made up' I could see the building fury and payback in their eyes.

And they began fighting.

You could easily tell that Fang was much more trained than Claw, because Claw was barely able to touch him, but their fury drove them both to keep going, kick after kick, block after block.

Finally, Claw began getting tired. Seeing this, Fang aimed a kick straight at Claw's chest, and he fell to the ground, only to be picked up by Fang and pressed against a tree.

"Had enough Kitty?" Fang hissed, livid.

"It's Claw," Claw gasped, and Fang let go.

"Whatever," Fang grumbled, and walked away.

He came to stand close to me.

I've never seen him so frieking angry, I thought, and stepped away from him.

He rolled his eyes.

Emmett who was laughing silently to himself muttered, "Teenage half-animals," before coming closer to us.

"Now is the fun part. For me. Vampire fighting training. I being the vampire of course," Emmett said another evil glint in his eye.

Ready? Altogether now, -gulp-

Bella

I fought each werewolf at least once or twice, but when I got bored, Jasper took over.

I left to go inside the house to find a note in a large, majestic looking envelope.

Already knowing who it was from; I ripped open the side of the envelope open and quickly scanned the short note.

"Edward!" I called and immediately he came by my side.

He took the note from my hand and nodded.

"Alice predicted the same. They'll be here in a fortnight."

Max

"Okay guys, lesson number one: aim to get the head off. Until you do that, you won't be able to completely kill a vampire. That's pretty much it aside from watching out for the speed and stuff. Bella will have her wall of wonder up, so we're safe from their special powers." Emmett started.

Then he turned to face me.

"So Max," Emmett said, with a smile on his face.

I sighed. "Yes Emmett?"

"How about we give them a demonstration together, shall we?"

"Sure why not," I said, calm and cool. But inside I felt like throwing up.

My first fight with a vampire.

I stood across from Emmett and locked my eyes with his.

Then I shot up in a vertical launch to hover over him twenty feet in the air.

He had recommended we do this and use it to our advantage.

Emmett jumped and his hands came hurdling toward me, but I swooped away from his vampire speed and strength.

We had come to realize that in the fight, our powers and strengths were well-matched.

He landed back on the ground, his hands empty.

I smirked at him from where I was in the air and he jumped again, his face scrunched with concentration.

I dodged easily again, laughing, and turned away to fly happily around the training area.

This is too easy.

Suddenly, two cold hands grabbed my neck, and I dropped like a rock.

When Emmett and I finally hit the ground, he let go and said,

"Lesson number two: never turn your back on a vampire,"

I snarled and stepped away.

Emmett smiled at me and ruffled my hair as I mumbled about "unfairness".

He turned to Fang and Claw who were looking at him with appreciation.

"So, who wants to try next?" he asked.

They backed away.

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AND…I updated The Love of Fighting and Fighters! I know exciting!

Oh! And I finished an entire can of whipped cream in one day!

….Ewww you sickos. I ATE it. Get your head out of the gutter. –Shivers-

Oh and as I treat, the next chapter is all romantic fluff^^ between more than just Max/Fang and Bella/Edward. It'll be like a love fest that is if you want it.

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~A.W.W