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CragmiteBlaster's Words of Wisdom: And so this giant episode finally comes to an end. I never thought any of the arc would end up being this big, but I'm satisfied with how it has turned out. I think this arc has really made Edgar very hatable and expanded on characters like Natasha and Emily. Hopefully the conclusion will be good as well. Let's get this started.
(Insert bad pun here)
The Sneaky Snails had been led away from the other three teams; the other teams were able to relax and have a freshly made jungle fruit smoothie each but the Sneaky Snails had to participate in the solo immunity challenge. Chris led them to a different clearing that had eight tables and then turned to face the eight tweens.
"Well Sneaky Snails; this is your third loss. You were the last team to lose your first and second members ... but evidently that isn't going to happen today. So, for today's solo immunity challenge I was hard pressed to think of something original. I mean, there are loads of possibilities, but playing poison jungle shroom roulette or eating bugs are either too dangerous or inhumane." Stated Chris.
"Thank goodness." Sighed Ramona in relief.
"So, I thought about it a bit more and I decided on a simple block sliding puzzle." Continued Chris. "After all, there are temple ruins in Machu Pichu which is kinda near the Amazon and they probably have puzzles ... so it makes perfect sense."
"Sounds simple enough." Shrugged Bonnie. "So, what are the rules?"
"Ok, each puzzle has nine slots, one of which is empty so that you can slide the other blocks around. You have to get each of them in their correct places to form a picture. After that just put the final piece in, then ring the bell and you win solo immunity, couldn't be easier." Explained Chris.
"Do we all have the same puzzle to solve?" Asked Ramona.
"Yep, everyone's puzzle is the same; you can copy people if you want ... but you'll probably have to look at the tiles while you move them so you might lag behind the person you are copying ... and they might be wrong anyway."
"What's the picture?" Asked Megan.
"Can't tell you, but you should probably be able to figure it out; it's something that the Universe wouldn't be able to live without." Stated Chris.
"A picture of you?" Guessed Craig dryly.
"Yep!" Beamed Chris. "Ok then, everyone get to one of the puzzle tables; let's get this solo immunity challenge started."
The eight Sneaky Snails each got themselves to one of the puzzle tables and readied themselves to begin the challenge. The picture was of Chris's grinning face; the section at the bottom right was empty and a spare tile was on the table next to the puzzle.
"I theenk zis shouldn't be too hard." Said Albert confidently.
"We'll see about that." Smirked Chris as he took out an air horn. "Ok, ready, set ... go!"
Chris sounded his air horn and the challenge began.
(Airplane Confessional: I think that counts as tempting fate...)
Albert: I was very wrong, zee challenge was quite taxeeng on my patience.
Megan: Block sliding puzzles are something I've never liked; they're just so pointless.
Craig: Well, so much for a solo immunity streak; puzzles aren't really my speciality
Vinsun: Now this is something I know I can do; I'm great at puzzles. In fact, me and my Ma have a collection of thousand piece jigsaw puzzles back home.
The Sneaky Snails worked quickly to try and figure out the puzzle; some of them were moving the tiles all around the board while others were taking a slow and steady approach and thought carefully before moving the tiles. Bonnie was one of those taking a fast approach and she appeared to be having a little bit of difficulty with the challenge.
"This is so silly!" Exclaimed Bonnie in frustration. "Every time I get one tile into the correct place at least two other tiles go into the wrong places!"
"I know; and my eye is really giving me a hard time with this." Agreed Megan. "If I didn't have such a bad injury I'd probably be able to do this."
"I doubt you'll be voted off anyway Megan." Assured Bonnie. "It's not your fault that your marshmallow ended up in your eye; I promise not to vote for you."
"Thanks Bonnie." Smiled Megan. "I guess the choice tonight is obvious right?"
"Yeah, Edgar is so gone." Nodded Bonnie.
"Yeah, that's what I meant." Said Megan because she had been referring to Craig. "Too bad we'll end up losing a member no matter what; Chris never mentioned there being any non-elimination episodes."
"But it doesn't hurt to remain hopeful." Said Bonnie cheerfully before frowning. "Now if only I could figure out this infernal puzzle!"
(Airplane Confessional: Puzzle me this, puzzle me switch, why is Kim such a bitch?)
Megan: That puzzle looked like an alien invention. And seriously, why does nobody see that Craig needs to go?
Bonnie: Note to self, block slider puzzles suck!
Albert and Craig were both working on their block sliding puzzles fairly quickly; but the difference was that Craig actually seemed to be making some progress while Albert was getting very frustrated indeed.
"Zis eez eemposseeble!" Declared Albert in annoyance. "Zis eez more confusing zan a rubeeks cube!"
"Well, maybe you should slow down a bit." Suggested Craig.
"But you're workeeng really fast." Pointed out Albert.
"I work well under pressure." Stated Craig. "It's beyond me how I'm making any progress; I'm just improvising."
"And I'm haveeng deefeecultee." Sighed Albert. "I'd rather eat my beret zan do this, I have no chance."
"All you can do is try." Said Craig with a shrug. "It's not like you need solo immunity anyway."
"I suppose you are right." Agreed Albert. "I'm am just concerned zat Edgar might ween eemmunity."
"I might have an idea of who to vote for if that happens." Said Craig quietly.
"Who?" Asked Albert.
"I'll tell you once we're back on the jumbo jet." Assured Craig.
(Airplane Confessional: Frustration!)
Craig: If Edgar can't be voted off then I'm voting for Megan; she did kick me in the crotch after all. Plus, she keeps glaring at me and even made a throat slitting gesture. I think it'd be a wise move to vote her off.
Albert: Eet looks like myself and Craig are going to be in an alliance; zis eez definetlee a wise game move.
Ramona, Vinsun, Emily and Edgar were all working hard to solve their block sliding puzzles; all of them had taken a slower approach to the challenge and it seemed that, in this case, slow and steady indeed did win the race … or at least it looked like it would in a minute or so.
"Man, Chris sure has an ego the size of China." Noted Emily as she worked on her block slider puzzle.
"We should probably get used to it." Said Ramona as she slid one of the blocks downwards. "I think I'm making some good progress on this."
"Sorry m'lady, but I think I'm going to win this one." Said Vinsun cheerfully as he gestured to his almost completed puzzle.
Edgar saw that Vinsun was nearly finished and then noticed his puzzle was only two movements ahead of his own. He knew he had to distract Vinsun and fast. Edgar quickly gained a nasty idea.
PATOOEY!
Edgar spat at Vinsun.
Vinsun let out a disgusted yelp and gagged as he quickly tried to get Edgar's spit off him. While Vinsun was distracted Edgar quickly finished off his puzzle, put in the last piece and rung his bell.
"And Edgar wins solo immunity!" Announced Chris.
"Please hold the applause." Smirked Edgar.
Everyone looked at Edgar in disgust.
"You nasty leettle snot!" Snarled Albert. "That was vile!"
"Dude, spitting is bad!" Growled Craig.
"So what? I'm untouchable tonight." Shrugged Edgar indifferently. "Can we get back to the plane now?"
"As you wish; let's get out of here everyone." Nodded Chris.
The Sneaky Snails followed Chris back towards the Jumbo Jet, most of them looking at Edgar in disgust.
(Airplane Confessional: That little spit shit!)
Vinsun: (He shudders) I would have loved to punch Edgar; but then he's destroy my home. He's just … evil. I really do hope he gets what's coming to him one day. The only good thing I can think of if that I probably won't be voted off this time.
Edgar: Maybe it was harsh, but it needed to be done. I couldn't let Vinsun win solo immunity, I'm his master and he had better not forget it. Now … who should I vote for tonight?
A short while after the Jumbo Jet was back in the air it was dinner time. All thirty of the tweens were sitting at the tables getting ready to eat their meal; today's meal was a very mild chicken korma that even those with heat sensitivity would be able to eat without any problems.
"Dinner smells really good today." Said Dil cheerfully.
"Let's hope it tastes good too." Said Terrence.
Of particular note was that Molly had a smile on her face and looked like she was waiting for something to happen. Oliver noticed this and couldn't help but wonder what Molly looked excited about.
"Maybe she's just really hungry." Thought Oliver to himself.
(Airplane Confessional: You can probably tell things are about to get pretty hot under the collar.
Molly: Ok, here's the deal. I've put the Volcanic Vindaloo hot sauce into every single bowl. All I have to do is sit back and watch everyone squeal. After this I'll finally be treated like everyone else.
Soon enough everyone was served their dinner; all of them (besides Molly and Oliver) started to eat it … and the Volcanic Vindaloo hot sauce instantly took effect.
"AAAAARGH!" Screamed most of the tweens as they began to guzzle down water to cool off the heat.
Oliver had been lucky enough to smell that something about the curry was a little off and so he hadn't eaten any of it. He could only watch the chaos in shock while Molly laughed
"Hahaha! This went even better than I thought!" Laughed Molly.
Oliver gulped; he knew that Molly was going to be in a lotof trouble for this.
A few minutes later after everyone had got rid of the heat several of the others surrounded Molly with angry looks on their faces.
"You naughty girl!" Growled Zora.
"You leetle bugger!" Snarled Albert.
"Oh dear." Gulped Ramona from her seat.
"Ha, got you guys! Bet you didn't see that coming." Giggled Molly. "Looks like I'm not so perfect after all huh?"
Megan tapped Molly on the shoulder; Molly turned around and was instantly slapped hard across the face by a space invaders hairbrush. Molly burst into tears and looked scared at the glares some of the others were giving her.
"You bad girl! You could have given us serious damage!" Growled Megan.
"I agree; in fact … I think this girl needs a time out." Grinned Lars as he grabbed Molly by the wrist and dragged her out of the Airplane Canteen.
"This isn't good." Gulped Oliver as he quickly went after Lars and Molly.
(Airplane Confessional: She got what she wanted … only to find out it wasn't what she thought she wanted after all.)
Zora: Looks like Molly isn't as nice as I thought, that was horrid of her!
Ramona: I feel really bad … this is kinda partly my fault after all. She came to me asking for help with being bad, I gave her the help … and now this has happened. But I couldn't go after Lars; he might have hurt Molly if I got close.
Lars approached the Airplane Confessional, opened it and then shoved Molly into it. He then closed the door and locked it from the outside.
"Enjoy your time out." Sneered Lars. "And since you can't hear me I'd like to add that you are an audio cripple."
Lars saw Oliver approaching and glared at him in an intimidating way.
"The little rat is in a time out, you're not letting her out. If you do I'll break your ankle." Threatened Lars.
"But she doesn't deserve to be locked up." Said Oliver with a frown.
"She was bad and paid the price. I think a night in the cold confessional will teach her some manners. Besides, if somebody messes with me then they suffer the consequences. Don't let her out if you know what's good for you." Ordered Lars.
Lars left and then Oliver looked at the confessional that Molly was locked in, he could hear her sobbing.
"I'll let you out as soon as everyone else goes to bed." Whispered Oliver.
(Pantry Confessional: Relocated while Molly is in a time out.)
Lars: Ok, I truthfully hardly cared about what Molly did. But the thing is, everyone was mad at her and I wanted to cause her some pain and at the same time get away with it; everyone hates her now so I hardly think anyone will care.
Oliver: I was too late … if I'd spoken to Molly about her problems then I could have prevented this from happening. What kind of a friend am I?
Edgar was in an empty room of the Jumbo Jet thinking to himself about who he would vote off; with his alliance he could really have a big effect in the voting ceremonies, it was just as matter of choosing somebody to vote off.
"It's either Albert or Bonnie … but who is more useful?" Asked Edgar out loud.
"There you are!" Growled Emily as she walked into the room. "You meanie pants! How dare you spit at Vinsun! And you starved him too! Meanie!"
"You can drop the act; I already know your silliness is a façade." Smirked Edgar.
Emily looked stunned.
"… How do you know?" Asked Emily.
"I overheard you and Vinsun talking to each other last night." Replied Edgar. "So, you're a computer prodigy huh? I take it you are a master at action script and coding?"
"I am … but flattery isn't getting you anywhere." Frowned Emily.
"I'm not mad about your facade, I'm actually impressed." Admitted Edgar. "In fact … would you like to join my alliance?"
"No way!" Snapped Emily.
"Fine then, I'll just tell everyone about your façade then." Smirked Edgar.
"… Not gonna work, I was planning on telling them anyway." Replied Emily with a smirk. "Blackmail relies on the secret staying a secret."
"Well then, I suppose I'll just have to bulldoze Vinsun's home then." Said Edgar with a shrug.
"Huh?" Blinked Emily.
"Oh, you see, Vinsun is also in my alliance. I was blackmailing him into doing stuff for me such as giving me a foot rub. If he doesn't I will ruin his chances with Ramona, make everyone hate him and I will get my developer relatives to Bulldoze his home town. Clever plan huh?" Said Edgar smugly.
Emily looked disgusted and horrified.
"You … you…" Snarled Emily before calming down. "Ok then, prove you have developer relatives."
"Can do." Nodded Edgar as he took a photo out of his pocket and passed it to Emily.
The photo showed Edgar standing with several developer business men next to a large bulldozer.
"Is that proof enough for you?" Asked Edgar.
Emily was stunned into silence.
"So, here's the plan. You will vote with me from now on, if you don't then I will destroy Vinsun's home. Love is easy to use to one's advantage don't you think." Said Edgar dryly. "Understand?"
Emily was silent and then nodded.
"You won't get away with this." Growled Emily.
"Too bad, too sad." Shrugged Edgar.
"Attention Sneaky Snails, please report to the Drop of Shame Ceremony room." Said Chris over the intercom.
"So … who are we voting for?" Asked Emily with a sad sigh.
(Pantry Confessional: Hate.)
Emily: I thought going on this show would be fun … but now I'm the pawn of a sociopath. (Emily sighs). I could do with a nice hug…
Edgar: I happen to be quite good at making fake images; good thing Emily didn't realize that. It's also good I have my iPad with me at all times, though if anybody saw it then I'd have some explaining to do. I sure am glad I have it; otherwise I couldn't have gotten a fourth alliance member.
(Drop of Shame Ceremony Room)
The eight Sneaky Snails were sitting on the bleachers; some were glaring at Edgar while Vinsun and Emily both looked a little bit upset. Chris stood at his tropical themed podium and flashed his pearly white teeth.
"Welcome back Sneaky Snails; it doesn't surprise me that you lost the race given that you are Snails." Joked Chris.
"Not funny." Pouted Bonnie.
"Well, in any case you guys lost the challenge. You all know how voting somebody off works, but here's a reminder. Stamp the passport of the person that you want to eliminate, the person with the most votes takes the Drop of Shame. Don't vote for Edgar though, doing so will only waste your vote."
"If only he wasn't immune." Muttered Craig.
"Bonnie, you're up first." Said Chris.
(Voting Confessional: Vote Obama!)
Bonnie: Hmm … Molly may have been naughty but Megan didn't need to slap her with a hairbrush … so, contraire to what I said earlier, I vote for Megan … sorry. (Bonnie stamps Megan's passport.)
Megan: Goodbye, good riddance and good falling. (She stamps Craig's passport.)
Edgar: You're annoying, you're a freak and quite frankly you're mentally handicapped. (He stamps Albert's passport.)
Albert: Seeing what you deed to Molly onlee proves Craig eez right about you. (He stamps Megan's passport.)
After the last vote was cast the tweens waited on the bleachers as Chris tallied up the votes; after he had counted them up he took out a tray of miniature tropical tree models from under his podium.
"Today's safety souvenirs are tropical trees; I think they represent the Amazon fairly well." Stated Chris. "When I call your name I will toss you a tree, if I do not call your name you will experience free fall."
There was a moment of silence.
"Edgar gets the first tree since he is safe." Said Chris. "Also safe tonight are…"
"Emily"
"Vinsun"
"Ramona"
"Bonnie"
"Craig"
Albert and Megan were left without a safety souvenir; Albert looked calm while Megan looked quite worried.
"Well Albert and Megan, French and alien … one of you is about to lose. The final safety souvenir goes to…
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Megan."
Megan looked relived while Albert looked stunned. Megan caught her safety souvenir while Chris tossed Albert a parachute.
"Sorry Albert, but it looks like being French wasn't enough to save you from elimination." Said Chris apologetically. "Time for the Drop of Shame."
Albert got to his feet and sighed in disappointment as he made his way to the open door while putting on the parachute.
"Well, see you around guys. I do not know what I deed wrong … but I just hope zat you get reed of Edgar soon, eef you don't stamp on heem out he weel become like a cockroach." Warned Albert.
"We would have voted him out if he wasn't immune." Assured Bonnie.
"Eef only." Sighed Albert as he walked up to the open door and jumped out, shrieking as he fell.
Chris closed the door and turned to the seven remaining Sneaky Snails.
"Well Sneaky Snails; there goes another one of your members. And to think you originally had the numbers advantage." Mused Chris. "You may go."
(Pantry Confessional: Twenty nine remain!)
Megan: Urgh! How does Craig keep surviving?!
(First Class)
"Kickass! First class once again!" Cheered Lars. "No thanks necessary guys."
"Nobody was going to thank you." Stated Jarvis as he entered one of the bedrooms. "See you guys tomorrow."
"Goodnight Jarvis." Smiled Pandora.
"We did good today everyone." Said Dil cheerfully. "Who knows, maybe tomorrow could be our third consecutive victory."
"That would be nice." Agreed Natasha. "The beds in First Class are really comfortable. Speaking of comfortable, has anybody seen my missing underwear? I'd really like to give whoever stole them a piece of my mind."
"That's not an immediate concern." Stated Jethro. "We should be more focused on continuing our winning streak."
"I suppose you're right." Agreed Natasha. "But I still don't like the idea of a panty thief going around the airplane."
"Don't worry Natz, we'll catch him eventually." Assured Dil.
"I don't see what the big deal is; it's kinda funny." Sniggered Lars.
"Not to me it isn't; it's creepy." Frowned Natasha.
"Hey guys, have any of you seen Gareth and Amy?" Asked Pandora.
"I think they've already gone to bed." Said Dil. "Come to think of it, I saw both of them enter one of the rooms … maybe they're in an alliance."
"Maybe." Giggled Natasha knowingly.
(Pantry Confessional: Maybe is an ambiguous word.)
Jethro: Looks like Gareth and Amy are getting pretty close … maybe I could get both of them on my side. As long as they don't know I'm allied with Lars I could keep them loyal and pick off the weak links of the team. Of course, I'd have to vote one of them off eventually, I wouldn't want to be outnumbered by them. And I have to wonder what type of panties Amy wears … guess I'll find out soon.
Natasha: Young love, there's nothing quite like it. My mum and dad stated dating when they were both thirteen so I know that it can last. I wonder who else will get together.
Pandora: Another episode down, but we're going to lose again eventually. As long as I stay on the good side of my team mates and keep my schizophrenia and depression under control I should be safe. The problem is that I'm not especially strong, so if I somehow make the merge I'll have to rely on alliances to stay safe … that or making myself not look like a threat since big threats are usually taken out quickly.
Jarvis: Why would somebody want to steal a girl's underwear anyway? What's the appeal?
Gareth and Amy were sitting next to each other on the bed in Gareth's room; they were sitting in silence while trying to think of what to say. It is always awkward when you are alone with your crush and trying to tell them that you like them.
"So Amy … it sure was nice being in the Amazon right? There sure were a lot of amazing animals." Said Gareth to start conversation.
"Yeah, and thanks for letting me sleep in your sleeping bag with you; otherwise I'd have been up all night." Said Amy gratefully.
"Not a problem." Assured Gareth. "You know, you're more cuddly than a marshmallow."
"Thanks." Blushed Amy.
There was a silence for a few moments before Gareth spoke again.
"You know; your lips kind of taste like cherries." Said Gareth. "But, was there any particular reason that you kissed me?"
Amy turned seven shades of red.
"Well … the truth is … err … I really like you." Admitted Amy. "I wanted to tell you I did … but I kinda let me emotions get the better of me and well … yeah. Sorry if I made you feel uncomfortable."
"No apology needed … to be honest with you, I quite liked being able to kiss you." Smiled Gareth. "How long have you liked me?"
"Since Belgium when you comforted me after Lars made me cry." Replied Amy. "You had nothing to gain from it and you still went after me to make sure I was alright … that was so sweet of you. You've been a big part of why I've stopped being such a brat. And I have to admit … you're really handsome."
"That's not a compliment I'm used to hearing." Said Gareth in a flattered tone. "You're quite pretty too; I love your pink eyes."
"I have a confession … they're actually contacts." Admitted Amy. "Really I have blue eyes, but I just love pink and figured I might as well have my contacts be my favourite colour. You're the first person outside my family who knows."
"You seem to be a bit insecure." Noted Gareth. "I don't see why you are though, you're a lovely girl."
"Thanks … but when you come from a rich family you always have to be perfect and keep up appearances. I bet people might disapprove of me liking you … but you know what, I kinda don't care about that." Smiled Amy. "I don't want popularity … what I want is you … but only if you like me in that way. If not then I completely understand; we are very diferent."
"Just because we're from very different backgrounds doesn't mean we can't like each other." Smiled Gareth warmly. "You know, coming into this contest I didn't really expect to get many friends due to how weird I am … and I definitely didn't expect to gain a girlfriend … and yet, it looks like I've got both of those things. So Amy, all I can say is … will you be the butterfly to my moth?"
"You bet!" Giggled Amy as she gave Gareth a smooch on the cheek. "But, between you and me … maybe we should keep kissing to a minimum; our families might want us to keep it slow. Cadvis told me that if I found someone I should be ladylike and keep myself under control."
"I understand." Nodded Gareth.
"But still … that doesn't mean we can't kiss off camera." Grinned Amy. "I'll see you in the morning Gareth; I'd sleep with you tonight, but I think we'd only stay up late talking and get hardly any sleep. Goodnight my handsome beetle."
Amy kissed Gareth again and then left the room with a smile on her face.
"… Goodnight my angelic butterfly, sweet dreams." Smiled Gareth in bliss.
(Pantry Confessional: Opposites attract!)
Gareth: I guess it's true, opposites do attract.
Amy: Coming on this show was the best thing that could have happened to me. If Cadvis hadn't signed me up I could have turned out to be a nasty brat … thank goodness that won't happen.
(Second Class)
"Well, looks like Molly wasn't the nice girl that we thought she was." Mused Zora. "I guess we know who we're voting off the next time we lose."
"I agree; there's a fine line between being tough and being a hellion." Agreed Terrence. "But we'll have to see if she can redeem herself between now and our next loss."
"I doubt it; after putting itching powder on you, practically poisoning our food and laughing about it all I think being voted off is exactly what that brat deserves." Stated Zora. "I don't like it when people do bad things for no reason. I should have known something was up after she carved that spear … well, she can have a cold night in the confessional to think about it."
"But she did have a reason." Insisted Oliver.
"And what reason was that?" Asked Zora. "I didn't see one; she was just tricking us into believing she was perfect when she's nasty."
"It's actually the opposite of that." Stated Oliver. "I have a theory, I think she was sick of everyone calling her perfect and was trying to be seen as flawed … just like a normal kid. I think she might have taken it too far, but really all she wanted was to be like everyone else."
"It's true; I could see it in her chi." Nodded Ling.
"Well, she went about it the wrong way. Maybe I'll think of forgiving her in the morning." Shrugged Zora. "And if she didn't want to be seen as perfect she could have just asked us not to."
"She did." Frowned Oliver. "She told us she wasn't perfect and that she was like everyone else; we were just too blind to see it. Urgh, I'm gonna take a walk; I'll see you guys later."
Oliver left Second Class while everyone else glanced at each other.
"I'll believe it when I hear it from Molly herself." Stated Zora dismissively as she walked into one of the rooms and shut the door behind her.
"Well soldiers; after such a big challenge I think we all need a good rest. We'll probably feel more calm in the morning. Dismissed." Said Terrence quickly as he marched into one of the rooms and like Zora shut the door behind him.
Everyone else looked amongst each to her; Karrie and Robbie met eyes for a moment.
"I think I'll go to bed too. Goodnight everyone." Said Robbie as he dashed int one of the rooms and locked the door.
(Pantry Confessional: The Bees sure are buzzing now, eh?
Zora: Oliver's story makes sense, but Molly has a lot of making up to do. She's been rude and bad mannered for days and has made many people angry. She is right about not being perfect though … she's a nasty brat … or at least, I will think as such until she properly apologizes and means it. If I did anything close to what she did my mother would be furious at me.
Terrence: I feel bad for Molly, but she kinda had this coming after spiking everyone's dinner. I'm more than ready to forgive her, but I would like an apology first. But still, even after she poured itching powder on me I'm not going to give her a dishonourable discharge from the unit.
Robbie: Karrie is probably upset with me, and I don't blame her. But we can't be together; she'll understand one day. I don't know how I could possibly tell her what happened … but maybe I could just keep my distance for a while.
Karrie sighed sadly to herself which Ling and Pablo noticed.
"Are you alright Karrie?" Asked Pablo in concern. "You haven't been very happy for most of the day."
"It's nothing … but I don't think Robbie likes me anymore." Mumbled Karrie. "He told me we can't be together and he has avoided being near me since then."
"Why would he do that?" Blinked Pablo. "I thought he really liked you; you two are always hanging out together and you even slept next to each other on the armchair. Come to think of it, you always sit next to each other at meal times … except today that is. Maybe he's just feeling stressed."
"You're probably right." Nodded Karrie before looking worried. "Or maybe I did something to make him angry at me. Maybe I should go and tell him I'm sorry."
Karrie made to go and knock on Robbie's door but Ling gently pulled her back.
"Trust me Karrie, Robbie likes you very much. He is not angry at you … he's probably more angry at himself. He is actually quite afraid." Stated Ling. "We had a conversation last night and I learnt something about him … a horrible trauma from his past."
"What is it?" Asked Karrie uncertainly.
"It is not for me to say; it is Robbie's decision whether he wants to tell you or not. All I can say is, if you knew what it was you would not be upset with him at all and instead would probably smother him in hugs to make him feel better. Just give it time Karrie, things will work out." Assured Ling.
"Thank you Ling." Said Karrie gratefully. "Maybe I should talk to him in the morning. Thanks for cheering me up."
"Not a problem, it is my duty." Stated Ling.
"Exactly, Ling's awesome like that." Added Pablo.
"You two would make a sweet couple." Giggled Karrie. "See you both tomorrow."
Pablo and Ling blushed as Karrie entered one of the rooms.
"For the record, I think you are wonderful, but in a platonic way." Stated Pablo. "A relationship is a bit too much for me."
"I agree." Nodded Ling. "Goodnight Pablo."
"Goodnight Ling." Smiled Pablo.
(Pantry Confessional: What about me?)
Karrie: Ling's right, Robbie wouldn't stop liking me so suddenly. I think we just need to sit down and talk this out.
Pablo: I hope Ling didn't try to read my chi … I kinda do like her. She's just so fascinating and sweet.
Ling: (She is faintly blushing). I saw Pablo's chi … he does indeed like me. And somehow … it doesn't feel as awkward as it did back in Paris.
(Third Class)
"Well, I was hoping for Second Class at least ... but at least we aren't up for elimination this time." Sighed Winter. "And to think we were doing so well in the beginning of the contest."
"Those were the days." Agreed Bea wistfully.
"Let's turn that frown upside down girls." Said Tony cheerfully. "At least we have each other."
"Tony's right, moping around and feeling sorry for ourselves isn't going to get us anywhere." Nodded Suki. "We'll have to try extra hard tomorrow; we aren't losers, we're the Spooky Spiders.
"At the moment we're the Sucking Spiders." Muttered Benjamin.
"Whoa Benjamin, you sure are optimistic." Said Ted sarcastically.
"I'm a pessimist by nature." Shrugged Benjamin.
"What does that big word mean?" Asked Tony.
"It means he's a bit grumpy and usually expects the worst." Explained Winter. "Can't say I blame him really."
"Don't be sad, be happy." Said Tony positively while tightly hugging Benjamin. "It isn't over until the school bell rings."
"The phrase is till the #bleep# fat lady sings." Corrected Bea.
"That too." Nodded Tony.
"Please let go of me." Requested Benjamin.
Tony did so and sat down on his mat.
"Hey Bea, can I ask you something?" Asked Ted.
"Sure." Nodded Bea.
"Why did you run away from home?" Asked Ted curiously.
Bea looked uncomfortable.
"I don't want to #bleep# talk about it." Mumbled Bea. "It's a long story anyway."
"We've got time, c'mon, tells us." Encouraged Ted.
"No! I don't want to #bleep# talk about it!" Exclaimed Bea in irritation.
"… Sorry." Apologized Ted.
"Don't worry about it." Mumbled Bea as she lay down and settled down for the night.
"Well, goodnight everyone." Said Winter as she yawned and lay her head down on her pillow. "Maybe we'll do better tomorrow."
"And if not we can just vote off somebody useless." Added Benjamin.
"That wasn't very nice." Frowned Winter.
"I'm just being realistic." Shrugged Benjamin.
(Pantry Confessional: Fanfiction is rarely realistic.)
Benjamin: I think I'll vote Winter off next time, she's too bookish. Though I might change my mind by tomorrow.
Bea: I've really got to #bleep# watch what I say otherwise people will find out my #bleep# secrets. But I've made it this far without anyone finding out, maybe it'll stay that #bleep# way.
Tony: I like chickens.
(Squalid Cass)
"Hey Megan, can I ask you something?" Asked Bonnie.
"Sure." Nodded Megan.
"Why did you smack Molly with your hairbrush? I can understand that you were angry … but don't you think that took things a little too far?" Asked Bonnie timidly.
Megan pretended to look ashamed.
"I know … I just … lost control. I was so angry that I wasn't thinking clearly. I'll apologize to her tomorrow." Assured Megan. "But she did kinda deserve it."
"That's debatable." Said Craig from across the room. "She may have done something wrong, but does it really justify being physically violent?"
"It's karma Craig, bad people have bad things happen to them. One day every bad kid here will get their karma, even if they constantly weasel out of it." Stated Megan.
"… Agreed." Nodded Craig as he settled down. "I know someone who that applies too."
"Can you guys keep it down?" Asked Edgar irritably. "I want to get some sleep; it's been a hard challenge and I need my genius sleep."
"I'm not surprised it isn't beauty sleep since you're kind ugly both in appearance and personality." Said Ramona snarkly.
"Well at least my chromosomes aren't defective; hence why my eyes aren't mismatched." Retorted Edgar.
Ramona looked a little upset as she settled down.
"That was rather mean Craig." Frowned Bonnie.
"She started it dumbass." Shrugged Edgar.
"Well after how you've acted recently it's completely justified." Stated Bonnie. "And saying somebody's chromosomes are defective is a nasty thing to say. In response to your insult I say you are as fat as a Snorlax."
Edgar just sneered at Bonnie as he lay down to go to sleep.
Vinsun lay awake looking up at the ceiling with a sad look on his face; she glanced at Ramona and then Edgar and sighed. He then looked at Emily and looked sympathetic. Edgar had told him that Emily was in their alliance now and that he would destroy Emily's home too if he told anyone.
Emily was fast asleep on her mat but she looked like she was having a bad dream; she looked upset as she slept and a single tear exited her eye which showed her slumber was anything but pleasant.
(Pantry Confessional: Good dreams, bad dreams.)
Edgar: It has been a good day; I now have an alliance of four. With four in my alliance I now have the power to control one hundred percent of the voting outcome. The two million is all mine and nobody is going to stop me. And to be honest, having power over people and metaphorically crushing them under my foot simply feels great.
Bonnie: So Edgar is still here huh? Well, at least he's powerless. Can you imagine what would happen if he managed to become president or something? If we have a dodgeball challenge I might commit a bit of 'friendly fire'.
Craig: It sucks that Albert is gone; he was a pretty cool guy. Well, I managed to get Megan in the bottom two … maybe she'll change her ways. (Craig sighs). I suppose both you and I know that isn't going to happen. Was I really so much of a jerk that I deserve this hatred? Honestly, do I deserve it?
Megan: Edgar told me Emily joined our alliance but also told me they don't know I'm in it and it must stay that way. He said Albert was Craig's ally and had to go … I'd rather Albert have stayed, but if he was conspiring with Craig then too bad for Albert. We now have the majority so the next time we lose Craig is gone. And also, Molly totally deserved being slapped. She's worse than the Daleks! Maybe I could convince the Buzzing Bees to vote her off … hmm.
After a while Craig and Vinsun were the only two of the Sneaky Snails left awake. Craig decided that he needed to have an important talk with Vinsun and now was probably the best time.
"Hey Vinsun, can I talk to you for a moment?" Asked Craig.
"Sure Craig, what do you need?" Asked Vinsun.
"Well first of all, once again I am sorry for being a jerk before." Apologized Craig.
"Don't worry about it." Assured Vinsun. "And by the way, thanks for saving me from the crocodiles today."
"I just did what anyone would have done … well, anybody except Edgar anyway." Said Craig while frowning at the sleeping obnoxious nerd. "Anyway, I want to talk to you about something important … Ramona."
"Ok … what do you know about her?" Asked Vinsun nervously.
"I just want to know how long you've liked her." Inquired Craig.
"… For quite a while." Admitted Vinsun. "She's just such a wonderful girl and we've been friends since the beginning. She's pretty, funny and smart … I think I love her."
"You know what Vinsun? … I do too." Nodded Craig.
"I guess you want me to let you have her right?" Guessed Vinsun. "I suppose I can, consider it repayment for saving me."
"No Vinsun; I just want to say … may the better man win." Smiled Craig. "You deserve her … but I don't want to give up on her."
"Thanks Craig … like you said, may the better man win." Nodded Vinsun.
At that moment there was a yelp of fright as Emily woke up looking scared.
"Are you alright Emily?" Asked Vinsun in concern.
Emily was silent fora moment as she took a few deep breaths.
"I'm fine." Assured Emily. "I just had a really bad dream."
"Are you ok now?" Asked Vinsun gently.
"I think so … but I doubt I'll get back to sleep." Mumbled Emily shakily.
"You know Emily, hugs help me get to sleep sometimes … do you want a hug?" Asked Vinsun.
"… Thank you Vinsun, I'd like that." Smiled Emily as she crawled over to Vinsun and snuggled up to him.
"Looks like you've got two girls on the line my man." Grinned Craig.
"I'm just being nice." Assured Vinsun.
"Fair enough … so Emily, what did you dream about?" Asked Craig.
"… I don't want to talk about it." Mumbled Emily as she hugged Vinsun tighter.
As the three tweens settled down for the night they didn't notice that Ramona was awake and had heard the whole conversation between Vinsun and Craig and now had a faint blush on her cheeks.
(Pantry Confessional: All in love is fair.)
Vinsun: I hope Emily's alright, she looked really scared. I may love Ramona, but Emily is probably my best friend … I like her a mighty lot.
Emily: I had a horrid nightmare … I dreamt that Edgar won the contest and then bulldozed Vinsun's home anyway … while Vinsun and his family were inside. They were crushed to death and I wasn't able to help them. … I have to stop Edgar somehow.
Ramona: Whoa … do Vinsun and Craig like me that much? I feel really flattered. They're both nice boys and would both be very good boyfriends I bet. I'll need to give this more thought … am I ready for a boyfriend? … I'll sleep on it.
Oliver walked towards the confessional; now that everyone else was asleep he was going to take his chance to let Molly out of the confessional. As he approached the confessional he could hear Molly sniffling from within it. Oliver hesitated for a moment before he unlocked the door and opened it.
Molly looked up and managed to weakly smile when she noticed Oliver standing next to her.
"Hi Oliver." Greeted Molly weakly. "Is my time out over?"
Oliver nodded and gently pulled Molly out of the confessional. He could see that Molly's eyes were red from crying and her left cheek had a bright red mark on it where Megan had slapped her with her hairbrush. Oliver gently gave Molly a hug to comfort her while Molly sobbed.
"I've really messed up." Mumbled Molly. "I thought being a bad girl would get people to treat me like a normal person … but now everyone hates me. I'm gonna get voted off for sure now with no friends remaining … do you still like me Oliver?"
Oliver nodded as he released Molly from the hug. He speedily wrote Molly a note and passed it to her.
'Why do you want negative attention to badly?'
"I just don't want to be perfect like everyone seems to think I am. All my life I've been treated like I'm really special and some kind of angel … but I'm just like everyone else. All I want is to be normal and not treated differently. Everyone also thinks I need protecting from everything … I thought coming on this show would help me be treated normally … but it didn't work. I asked Ramona for help with being bad, but all it's gotten me is hatred and a slap across the face." Sniffled Molly. "Maybe I should just quit the game…"
Oliver firmly shook his head and wrote Molly another note.
'Why don't you apologize to everyone at breakfast tomorrow and tell them why you did it. They'll understand.'
"Are you sure it'll work?" Asked Molly nervously. "What if they beat me up?"
Oliver wrote Molly a third note.
'Just show them you are sorry; a meaningful apology can go a long way. And if things get violent I'll protect you.'
Despite being upset Molly managed to smile and hugged Oliver again.
"Thank you Oliver." Smiled Molly gratefully. "What would I do without you?"
Oliver just smiled and hugged Molly back.
"Well, shall we get back to Second Class?" Asked Molly with a tired yawn.
Oliver nodded as he and Molly left to go to bed.
(Airplane Confessional: I'm back!)
Oliver: Molly's going to have a lot of apologies to make, but hopefully things will turn out alright. However, she told me she won't be getting rid of her spear … I guess all of us have a wild side.
Molly: Part of me knows I don't really deserve forgiveness after how mean I've been … but I'm still going to try and apologize, because when I saw sorry I always mean it.
(Jumbo Jet Cockpit)
Chris sat in the Jumbo Jet Cockpit while Chef Hatchet flew the plane with one hand while playing with a paddleball in the other.
"Are you sure it's safe to play with a paddleball while flying a plane?" Asked Chris uncertainly.
"Maybe." Stated Chef Hatchet.
"Good enough for me." Shrugged Chris. "So, Albert is gone and so are the French stereotypes. Edgar's alliance is getting bigger and several romances are starting to form. So, where will we visit next? Will Molly be able to make amends with the others? Will Emily reveal her true self to the others? How will Gareth and Amy's new relationship fair? Will Pandora's schizophrenia hurt her chances? And who will be the next person vote out of the game? Find out next time on Total Drama Tween Tour!"
Votes
Albert: Megan
Bonnie: Megan
Craig: Megan
Edgar: Albert
Emily: Albert
Megan: Craig
Ramona: Albert
Vinsun: Albert
Albert: 4
Megan: 3
Craig: 1
Buzzing Bees: Karrie, Ling, Molly, Oliver, Pablo, Robbie, Terrence, Zora
Rotten Roaches: Amy, Dil, Gareth, Jarvis, Jethro, Lars, Natasha, Pandora
Sneaky Snails: Bonnie, Craig, Edgar, Emily, Megan, Ramona, Vinsun
Spooky Spiders: Bea, Benjamin, Suki, Ted, Tony, Winter
Voted Off: Cuthbert, Vicky, Penny, Dexter, Elvira, Jade, Darby, Morton, Henry, Sophie, Albert
Farewell Albert. I quite liked Albert; he was a really funny character. I was able to get a lot of comedy out of him by portraying him as a complete stereotype despite him not wanting to be a stereotype. In the end though he had the least plot out of everyone remaining so this was where he had to go. Sorry to those who are disappointed.
Next Time: The contestants evade Jack the Ripper in London … and the Ripper is someone that a lot of us know and love.