Sorry for the short chapter, this is just a story chapter so we can get to more parts. Also, I will be updating chapter one for just so reasonable purposes. And I will get to my other story some day, i'm working on it. Enjoy.
Chapter 35: If you wanna get out of Bronze Alive
It's the next day after Keyori and the boy's incident. The two struggle to escape from bronze.
Fiora reads in the text book that she has, "That is why Noxus got the nobel peace prize in 15 CLE, since they slipped the judges tickets to a One Direction concert. Any questions anyone". Rengar raises his hand, "How do you get out of elo hell?". Now Katarina stands up, "All these fucking feeders, you make me stuck in elo hell!" Kat runs out the door, either she's on her period, or she lost her daggers. The world will never know. Everyone ignores this and listens to Fiora, "Let me guess, it's because of the new class for the exceedingly high students based on your team rank in League of Legends?". Everyone starts to blurt and yell about Challenger this, Challenger that, Master this, Master that. Fiora throws her book on the ground, everyone shuts up, "Look, you're in bronze for a reason. So shut up, we have an assembly in one hour". Fiora falls back in her chair, puts her feet up, and opens a magazine of male swimsuit models. Rengar throws over his bag to the seat next to Draven's, "I don't got any lunch money…". Draven looks at Rengar, with his eyes staring into Rengar patiently. "'Kay… Ya fuckin' scrub" they now get into an argument about why paper is so damn heavy.
The bell rings, "Be at the assembly after lunch!" Fiora yells at the students running out the door.
This story has no real purpose yet, but soon it will, as the wise Morgan Freeman would put it. Yes, Morgan Freeman is on vacation. He is in Shurima doing a research article on why there is so much gold. My name is Steve, i'm still not sure why I am here.
Draven and Rengar sit with Draven's team, they eat their food while on the subject of school. "So wait, their is really gonna be a field trip that is gonna be an overnight stay for a few days at Bilgewater?" Nasus ask. "That's the gist of what I heard around the gossip tree" Rek'Sai says with her normal sassy attitude. "Hmmm, i've never been to Bilgewater. Anyone been there before?" Manhri ask. "Dude, you've never been to Bilgewater?!" Nasus ask surprised for a fine connoisseur of arts like Manhri, never gone to Bilgewater. "Dude, you don't even know, there is so much alcohol there, pirates to the eye can see, and the sluttiest of women around. My friend" putting an arm around Manhri "You are gonna like the way you look, at Bilgewater" putting an arm out like if he was showing Manhri the sky, or some imaginary thing they are looking at. "I mean, do you really think all I want to do is get drunk at random bars and get into fights with pirates?" Manhri ask Nasus. "I mean I want to" Rengar says, "Agreed" Draven says afterwards. "I mean, MF's Dad owns a really cool bar, and he doesn't care about our age" Sona suggest quietly. Draven adds, "Hey, I know Gangplanks Dad rolls in money all day, maybe we can go do some stupid shit with him". Sona rolls her eyes, "I'll talk to MF about it later, and I can see what I can do for us". Rek'Sai gasp, "Your friends with that hoe! How!? She has such complex eye shadow that she uses. How does she like you, you don't even wear eye liner in the first place, or mascara?". "I'm a nice person" Sona says to not be rude, Rek'Sai nods her head understanding Sona.
The bell rings, "So this is going to show the Challenger and Master tier classes are, right?" Manhri ask. "Let's just hope we got in" Nasus says.
Everyone gets seated in the auditorium. Kolminye speaks, "Listen up everyone, we have a few things to talk about" everyone stops talking. "So today we are announcing two things today. One being the people in Master and Challenger Division. And the trip to Bilgewater that the people in Master and Challenger will get to go on" everyone starts freaking out about the rumored trip. "I will now announce the teams for the Master Division first" everyone shuts up and listens. "First is Team Ionia_Squad_Up" Soraka gets reported. "Team Eurodance" Draven doesn't know who they are… "Team Bromacia" Garen and his friends dance like idiots. "Team The_Gr8_Eye" Who the fuck are they. "Lastly, Team Barbarius" Darius stands up, "What was that, I couldn't hear you over this Barbarius!" the entire team chants Barbarius and sit down after being yelled at by teachers.
"Next is the five Challenger teams, starting with Team Last_Friday_Night" Yasuo's team (Knocked up). "Team Real_Princess'" Ezreal and Lux high five while Kat and Talon facepalm. "Team Gypsies" Miss Fortunes team. "Team 5NinjaClash" the ninja's are no where to be found, except Ahri. "Lastly, Team Draven" Draven gets up "You know whats better than Barbariuses, Draven! Ya fuckin' burrito!" Darius infuriated "EYYY! Did you call me a burrito" this time they just go quiet on their own. "Also because of Team Shurima, we have Caitlyn Fitzwilliam in Master and Rengar Predator in Challenger. For teachers, we have moved Professor Swain to Challenger replacing Silver with Professor Gnar, whilst Master Divisions new teacher, the singer of Maroon five Adam Levine!" No one understands where people get the money to hire celebrities in this story, but it happens. "Good luck, and have fun on the fields of justice!" Kolminye ends with.
"Ryan, did you not get crumpets with my tea. Get me my fucking crumpets right now! I mustn't stop watching this assembly!" -Keyori