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Mobile Suit Gundam Disney
Episode 37 End of battle! Who has victory?
At the anime repair base where Angel Gundam is being repaired, Ev in her transformed Chicken Boo mobile suit and Foghorn Leghorn army faces Funtan in a Jubei Kibagami mobile suit! Funtan has a platinum glow and his mobile suit is powered up! With this power, Funtan shattered Neo Chicken Boo's right arm talons and sliced off its metal legs! Neo Chicken Boo's arm talons pierced the Blade Gundam and it hasn't moved since. The Transformer-like jet is down from a well-placed shot through with the talons! Neo Chicken Boo has flown high above the base and the Foghorn Leghorn army has recharged.
Ev: Army! Attack!
Foghorn Leghorn army has yellow particles spiral into their mouths and fire yellow light at Jubei suit! Scene shows the blasts' point of view going at the Jubei suit!
Funtan: This is the end!
The Jubei suit runs to his left and the Foghorn Leghorn army turns their heads to have the beams follow him! The Jubei suit jumps and slashes with katana and the slash goes through the air and takes the heads off of 4 of the Foghorn Leghorns at the joint between the upper jaw and lower jaw! The Foghorn Leghorns fall to the ground. Neo Chicken Boo aims its left arm talons down at the Jubei suit!
Ev: Payback!
Neo Chicken Boo fires off the tips of its talons as the scene zooms out giving the view of right in front of the talons! The Jubei suit is still in mid-air and time slows down! As the talons reach the Jubei suit, it blocks the mid -torso area with its katana and the talon deflects off of it! The other 2 talons go through the Jubei suit at the middle chest and the left lower torso area!
Funtan: Unngg! It's still up there! Good! Time to pay for Tokeru!
Time returns to normal flow and Jubei suit lands on ground with sparks coming out of the talon wounds!
Ev: I thought so! He can't dodge in mid-air! F-L squad! Attack!
The Foghorn Leghorn army has yellow particles spiral into their mouths and fire yellow light at the Jubei suit!
Funtan: Not this again.
The Jubei suit jumps backwards and slashes with katana! The slash takes out the Foghorn Leghorns at the mid-chest up! The Foghorn Leghorns slide apart at the slash and fall down!
Ev: Once again!
Neo Chicken Boo fires off the tips of its talons 5 times! As they reach the Jubei suit, he does a sweeping block with his katana and deflects 5 talon shots! But the other 10 make it by the block! 2 go through the left arm and 2 through the right arm! 3 go through the lower torso and 2 go through the neck! The last one goes by the gap between the gap of the left arm and the torso!
Funtan: That's his strategy? Fine then!
The Jubei suit slashes at Neo Chicken Boo and the slash flies up at its target! Suddenly 3 of the Foghorn Leghorns fly in front of the slash and block with their spiked fists by crossing their spikes and holding them in front of their torsos! The Foghorn Leghorns line up one above the other but on a side view and facing down at the slash! The slash goes through the Foghorn Leghorns and Neo Chicken Boo flies diagonally upward! The Foghorn Leghorns have spaces missing as if slices out from where the slash hit but the 2 halves are still connected by untouched spaces behind where the spikes covered it! The Foghorn Leghorns fall to the ground and split in half! Scene shows Neo Chicken Boo in the air and an uneven triangle with Ev in it appears over the scene!
Ev: Looks like I'm safe up here… (Scene shows the talons that and reduced because they have already fired off most of the talons tips at the Jubei suit! The talons have only 3 shots per talon left on the left hand!) But I have to make this next attack count!
The Jubei suit slashes at Neo Chicken Boo but again Neo Chicken Boo evades the slice by dodging to the left!
Funtan: He's too high! I'll have to lure him back down here! (Scene shows the remains of a building jutting out of the rubble) Or…
The Jubei suit runs to the building remains as the Foghorn Leghorns mouths begin to gather light particles. As Foghorn Leghorns mouths spray forth Jubei suit jumps on the building and back flips off of it! The yellow blasts disintegrate the building remains. The Jubei suit slashes with katana 3 times and the slashes head straight for Neo Chicken Boo! Neo Chicken Boo fires the tips of its talons off twice and flies upward! Time slows down as the slashes take off the right wing and the left arm of Neo Chicken Boo! Neo Chicken Boo falls while spiralling in the direction the left wing is boosting it. As Jubei suit tries to block with katana the talons go through Jubei suit in the mid gut/left chest/right bicep/right shin/left thigh and the last talon tip misses!
Ev/Funtan: (Scene shows a line going from the lower left to the upper right of the scene dividing it into triangles! Ev is in the upper left triangle and Funtan is in the lower right triangle) No!
As Neo Chicken Boo spirals down 2 Foghorn Leghorn suits catch it and the remaining wing stops spraying light! Jubei suit falls to the ground face down!
Ev: Ughh! He was too close for me to evade! But so was I for him! My robot is ruined! Lets go back to base. Mission competed.
WB guy on radio: But Ms. Ev… What about Mel?
Ev: (sounding regretful) There's no way he could've survived.
WB guy #2 on radio: But wasn't he just a robot clone? Can't we build a new one?
Ev: He was a teammate to us and gave his life for this victory! Don't ever forget that! You stay behind for a while to check for any survivors!
WB guy #2 on radio: Yes sir!
Ev: All men! Return to base!
Neo Chicken Boo and Foghorn Leghorns fly away back to where they came from! Remaining Foghorn Leghorn lands amid remains of Foghorn Leghorns defeated in battle! Suddenly people in WB suits come out of the remains!
WB guy #2: Looks like the slashes didn't hit the pilots. Everyone! Use your global positioning systems in your uniforms to find your way back to the WB base! I don't have enough room in my robot to take you back with me! (Notices something) What!
The Jubei suit stands up.
Funtan: (Scene shows Funtan inside of Jubei suit but there is light coming in from the front and back of the cockpit!)My suit is damaged severely. But I still will take you on! Then I'll get rid of those WB guys!
WB guy #2: I won't let you kill my men! (Scene shows black speed lines over the cockpit view of WB guy #2 as he charges! Raggh!
Foghorn Leghorn Charges with spiked right fist raised! Jubei suit slashes with katana and the blade is stopped by Foghorn Leghorn's spiked fist! Foghorn Leghorn punches with left fist and the spikes go through Jubei suit's chest! Foghorn Leghorn then kicks Jubei suit in the right shin with its left leg and rips Jubei suit by tearing the spikes in its chest diagonally upward! The rip goes from the chest past the shoulder to out side the body! Sparks fly from the robotic wound.
Funtan: AHHH! (Glares at WB guy #2)
As Foghorn Leghorn punches again with left spiked fist Jubei suit turns katana with left arm and slides it out of the right arm spikes and slashes Foghorn Leghorn across the mid torso! Foghorn Leghorn suit falls in half! Jubei suit falls down on its back and sparks stop flying! The platinum glow also stops!
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That's 37! And if it seems weird to have a mobile suit based on ninja scroll in a kid's thing think about this. In Hysteria they had a Rambo reference in the Shakespeare in Hollywood skit. Austin powers too.