Blaze: well here's chapter 35 finally

Darth: finally

Darth: Blaze?

Darth: where did Blaze go?

Palpypie: have you seen Vader?

Darth: no, have you seen Blaze?

Palpypie no

Darth: oh okay (pulls out firebomb)

Palpypie: ah come on! (Takes off running)

Darth: (laughs) here's chapter 35 and Blaze hopes that you like it

Blaze: (on Naboo) hahahaha

Anakin: (also on Naboo) hahahaha

Padmé: grrrrrrrr Ani's mine!

Blaze: (glares at Padmé)

Padmé: (glares at Blaze)

Anakin: (sighs) not again!

Chapter 35

The Stolen Cappuccino Part 2

Somewhere On Coruscant…

"Hey, do you have any idea as to where we are?" Palpypie asked gazing around with narrowed eyes.

"You don't know where we are and you've lived on Coruscant how long?" Dooku the Friendly Ghost asked raising an eyebrow.

"Well, I've never been to the lower levels and we did end up here when we were running from that maniac stranger," Palpypie muttered.

"I think we're near a cantina but I don't know which one," Oilcan said. Oilcan had been at the bottom of the ocean where Poseidon had tossed him when he first came here in the last chapter. "I am going to shoot that damn God."

"I doubt you would be able to kill him, he's a God," Palpypie muttered in reply.

"I WANT MY DAMN CAPPUCCINO!" The stranger screamed, stabbed Durizzle and ran off, still screaming like a maniac. He was followed quickly by three others and Palpypie narrowed his eyes when he recognized the three of them.

"Damn Potter," Voldymuffin muttered stalking over to join them.

"What's with you?" Palpypie asked curiously.

"Harry found me, stabbed me with a candy arrow he stole from Blaze and then pushed me into a sarlacc pit that just happened to be there," Voldymuffin muttered angrily and a string of curses in a hissing voice came out of his mouth.

"Hey, I said no cussing," Blaze snapped appearing out of nowhere before slamming a large slab of stone on Voldymuffin's head.

"Blaze, come to the dark side," Palpypie called.

"Screw you, I have my own problems to deal with, all my groups have split up, my dad's destroying Coruscant and I haven't had any candy in twenty-four hours!" Blaze screamed, slamming a glass sculpture on Palpypie's head before disappearing but not without leaving a series of curse words that caused Galbycakes to pale.

"My name's NOT GALBYCAKES!" Galbycakes screamed.

"My name's NOT PALPYPIE!" Palpypie yelled.

"Where did that come from?" Tiny asked curiously.

"How should I know?" Frosty meowed with a shrug.

"WHERE IS MY CAPPUCCINO? I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER…" the stranger broke off before stalking forward, stabbing Palpypie with his lightsaber before stalking off and muttering curses under his breath.

"Stop killing the dark lords dad," Blaze snapped making Palpypie alive before glancing at Palpypie. "By the way, someone left this for you. It's got a seal that only you can open so…" Blaze shrugged, tossed the note at Palpypie and disappeared.

"There's probably a bomb in here, Oilcan, er I mean Grievous, you open it," Palpypie said handing the note to Oilcan.

"Why me?" Oilcan protested. "And my name's NOT OILCAN!"

"Well, if it destroys you, we can rebuild you, we can't rebuild each other and Dooku's a ghost so…" Palpypie shrugged.

Oilcan scowled. "Fine," he muttered before gingerly opening the note and holding it at arms length but, noticing that it wasn't a bomb, pulled it closer before reading it.

Dear Dark Lords,

For one, you seriously need to come up with a better name for your group. I mean, come on, the good guys have an awesome name, the Revolutionaries, and you are only going by the Dark Lords. So come up with a better name already.

Anyway, that's not why I contacted you, I wanted to tell you something. The Revolutionaries, in spite of the fact that their leader, the authoress, is cute, (Don't tell that strange guy no one knows I said that), are a bunch of idiots.

I mean, come on, they don't even know where that stranger's cappuccino is and its' obvious who stole it. (And I am talking to you.) Where was I? Oh yeah, I want to join you, Lord Palpatine, please accept me. I cannot say if I'm as powerful as Blaze or insane Anakin or insane Luke but I will help you, no matter what.

Think about it and I will meet you at the top floor of the Imperial Palace at 2200 hours.

Sincerely,

Anonymous

"Anenomouse? Who the hell is anenomouse?" Oilcan demanded.

"That's anonymous, you idiot," Kronos snapped, speaking for the first time this entire chapter.

"Don't call me an idiot," Oilcan snapped angrily.

"I can call you whatever I want," Kronos snapped angrily.

"If you two don't stop it, I'm going to toss you off of the Senate Apartment Complex," Palpypie snapped angrily. He took the note from Oilcan before narrowing his eyes as he examined the note.

"It must be from the one that we never mentioned when we were discussing who should be my new apprentice," he said lifting his gaze from the note. "The sooner we find this man, or woman, the happier I'll be and…" a cruel smile crossed Palpypie's features, "…and then I'll have my revenge."

Galbycakes glanced over Palpypie's shoulder. "Oh, there's a second part," the Alagaesian King said before reading over the last sentence of the note.

P.S this message will self-destruct in one minute

"One minute? Wait a minute, we finished reading this note fifty seconds ago!" Oilcan exclaimed. Don't ask how they were able to speak all of that in fifty seconds because no one knows.

"Hurry, get rid of that note," Galbycakes shouted and Palpypie quickly used the Force to toss the note into the sky and it blew up in a bright flash of light.

~*~

The Senate Apartment Complex, Coruscant…

"Has anyone found my cappuccino?" the stranger asked as he walked into the living area of the Senate Apartment Complex.

"Not yet," Harry reported.

"It's not at the Senate Building," Nemesis said walking into the room.

"It's not in the Jedi Temple," Snape said walking into the room.

"It's not at the cantina," Obi-Wan said walking in, well more or less staggering in, Qui-Gon was supporting him and muttering something about Obi-Wan drinking too much.

"What were you doing at a bar?" Nemesis asked curiously.

"Well, I thought it might be there," Obi-Wan said in a slurring voice before he collapsed, unconscious, on the ground.

"Where's Nsane?" Nemesis asked examining as all the Revolutionaries came into the room. "And where's Blaze?"

"Blaze said something about helping Murtagh keep insane Anakin and insane Luke in line," Qui-Gon replied.

Nemesis nodded before stabbing Brom with her pitchfork and Brom glared at her. "I thought you liked me," he protested.

Nemesis shrugged. "I was bored," she said in reply and stabbed Brom with her pitchfork again.

"FIND MY CAPPUCCINO!" the stranger screamed and disappeared.

~*~

The Imperial Palace…

Palpypie narrowed his eyes as he walked into the topmost floor of the Imperial Palace with everyone of the dark lords just behind him. "You?" he said his eyes shooting wide with shock when he spotted who was there.

Nsane popped up, pulled out her lightsaber, detached the flamethrower before torching Palpypie and, laughing, made him alive again before disappearing.

"Ah come on!" Palpypie yelled.

"DEATH TO ALL THE DARK LORDS AND WHERE THE HELL IS MY CAPPUCCINO?" the stranger yelled at the dark lords, who knows why he put everything in capital letters. "ONE OF YOU STOLE MY CAPPUCINO, I KILL YOU! I KILL ALL OF YOU!"

"Show me that you are worthy enough to be my apprentice and kill Padmé, Blaze and the stranger!" Palpypie shouted.

"Yes, my Lord," the man said and disappeared rapidly.

"Oh you want war is it, you just declared war on the wrong people!" the stranger yelled before disappearing.

~*~

Naboo…

"We have not yet found the cappuccino," the General of the Polar Bear army said walking up to join Anakin, Luke and Blaze.

Blaze, who was busy eating a chocolate cream pie, didn't reply. "Hey, Anakin, go long!" she shouted suddenly and pulled out a football before tossing it at the random man who was going to be Palpypie's apprentice with such a Force that it knocked the man on his ass.

"Why did you do that?" Anakin asked.

Blaze shrugged. "Cause he was there," she replied before shooting a bunch of candy arrows at the man who, yelling in fury, pain and slight fear, ran off. "Chicken shit," she muttered.

The stranger popped up and, seeing the random man running off, glanced at Blaze. "Okay, you got the warning, now off to torture the dark lords," he said before disappearing with an evil laugh following him.

Blaze glanced at the spot that the stranger disappeared. "What warning?" she asked. "What the hell was that about?" She shrugged before disappearing and Anakin gazed at the spot where she was standing.

"Where did she go?" he asked.

"Venus," Luke said.

"Hey! Look what I found," Padmé shouted and held up the stranger's very large cappuccino.

"It was that big and we missed it?" Luke asked staring at the cappuccino in shock.

"We better get that to the stranger," Anakin said with a slight shrug.

As they walked off, Anakin spotted a ice cream truck. "ICE CREAM!" he shouted and ran off toward the truck with Luke and the Grand Army of Polar Bears just behind him, completely forgetting where they were going in the first place.

Padmé sighed before walking off to deliver the cappuccino to the stranger who thanked her graciously.

~*~

The Imperial Palace...

Nsane popped up beside Palpypie, torched Palpypie, pushed Palpypie into a volcano pit and disappeared. The volcano instantly spat out Palpypie. "I don't want him," the volcano said angrily.

"Ah come on!" Palpypie shouted.

"My Lord," the man said appearing in front of Palpypie. "I was unable to kill Blaze, the stranger and Padmé but I was able to do something else." He muttered something in Palpypie's ear and Palpypie smiled.

"Very well, you have done well, my young apprentice, henceforth you shall be known as Darth Saevitia," Palpypie declared smiling rapidly in spite of the fact that a bubble of chocolate cream exploded above them and instantly covered all of the dark lords in chocolate.

A/n what do you think?

Blaze: Saevitia means rage in Latin by the way

Darth: that's cool, let's go already

Blaze: all right, I'm coming, I'm coming

Nsane: thanks for letting me co-host

Blaze: no problem

Nsane: well, off to torch Palpypie

Palpypie: noooooo!

Blaze: (laughs) please review and I'll post chapter 36 as soon as I possibly can but I doubt it will be anytime soon and sorry if that chapter wasn't that funny.