Disclaimer: boo!

Bella Edward Alice

Edward!

Bella?

I experienced something horrific today!

What was it?

I walked into Alice's room…

Yeah, I tend to avoid that.

But you don't understand! It was…-shudder- Go see for yourself.

-Edward goes out of curiosity and returns.-

Wow.

I KNOW. EVERYTHING IS PURPLE.

I see she's going through a phase?

Purple is amazing, thank you very much. Do not judge me!

Your pen is purple too.

I know. And yours isn't. -grin-

-whispers to Eddy-Poo- I think Alice has a problem.

I'm right here! Gosh.

Heh.

And just for that we are going shopping.

Nooooo!

Oh, yes. And we are scoping out any available purple item in the mall.

Alice…

Bella…

I hate you.

I love purple.