The Demon Barber Is Alive!

by drivenbyrevenge

Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE

37. Chapter 37

The Demon Barber is Alive!

Chapter 37: Shortest Chap EVER!

A/N: Charlie, walks along, nervously when suddenly something pops out before him! It's a mad hat! Charlie follows the flying mad hat through the jungle, narrowly avoiding several patrolling kidneys, finally, they reach a tower, on top of which Evil Robina is sitting with a pineapple on her head.

"For the last time I'm not the pineappllle queen I'm the buenananana queen!"

Charlie faints. Then wakes up again.

INTERMISSION

An egg. Laid by hen. Cracked by hand.

A/N: Suddenly, driven flies down, using her Maximum Ride wings "OH NO! A pineapple in distress! Don't worry I'll save you!" She swoops down and grabs the pineapple and flies off again.

The mad Hat croaks and explodes.

Robina looks down at Charlie, "Why do I get the feeling that this chapter is pointless?"

Charlie dies then comes back to life.

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