Time: 12:36AM (PST)

Something I just thought would be funny and fun.

Enjoy.

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I looked away from my homework as I heard the garage door grumble open.

I furrowed my brow in concentration, trying to figure out if Esme had left the house without me knowing.

I heard the loud engine of the car as it pulled into the garage.

'Wait… 8.0L quad-turbo W16 engine…'

I felt my eyes light up as I scrambled off my bed and raced down the stairs.

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(Emmett's POV)

I got out of my jeep and slammed the door shut.

"Baby?" I heard faintly from inside the house.

I closed my eyes and smiled, I missed the sound of her voice.

The garage door swung open.

"Babe?" she stood at the door way staring at me for a second as if making sure I was really there.

I grinned as I opened my arms, waiting for her to fill the gap.

"Baby!" she squealed.

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(Rosalie's POV)

I rushed over to Emmett, launching myself at him.

He began to kiss me deeply and hungrily, we've been a part for so long I'm surprised neither of us exploded.

Reluctantly I pulled away, "where is every body else?"

"Jasper and Alice should be arriving soon, they left a couple of hours after I did," he told me as he led me back into the house. "Carlisle and Edward are still in Phoenix. Bella is in the hospital, she didn't exactly escape James unfazed."

"I see," was all I could say, "so James is…"

"He's gone. Jasper, Alice, and I made sure of that," he said with a grin.

I sighed, I'm glad he came home to me in more than perfect condition.

"I missed you," I told him.

"I missed you too," Emmett pulled me close to him before kissing me one more time.

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(Two Months Later)

"Is it just me or does graduation get more boring each time we graduate?" I said as I tossed my cap and gown on the couch.

"Really?" Alice started, "I think it gets more and more exciting."

I rolled my eyes, "Alice, you think people who mow their own lawns are amazing."

"That was one time!"

"You ran up to the guy and asked him why he didn't just hire someone to do it."

"I was just-" Alice was cut short, she was having a vision, "What in the world are they thinking?"

Alice looked slightly confused but also a bit frustrated.

"What is it?"

She didn't answer me, she just left the room. I followed her curiously, only to find myself in the dining room.

"Good god," was all I could say.

Alice and I stood in the doorway gaping at the mass quantities of food that took up the whole table. Steak, chicken, dinner rolls, mashed potatoes, broccoli, hot dogs, burgers, pies, orange juice, soda… there was just so much food.

"Bella… Is this all for you?" Alice asked.

I didn't notice till now but Edward and Bella sat in the corner of the room.

"I wouldn't be able to eat this much even if I wanted," she confirmed.

"Then whose is it?" I couldn't help but ask.

"Okay Jazz, who ever throws up first has to give the winner ten grand," I heard Emmett say as he and Jasper walked into the room.

"Right," Jasper nodded.

"You're not going to do what I think you're going do," I said.

"It is exactly what you're thinking," Edward said, "and my money is on Emmett."

Over the years, I had to admit each of us developed mild gambling problem. You see, after about twenty years or so, life gets boring. It was nothing major, we wouldn't bet on the usually things like: horse racing, poker, blackjack… none of that. Just little simple things like: who's car can make it to Canada first, who can seduce innocent bystanders the fastest… normal stuff.

There was only one rule… Alice could not participate, seeing as she could cheat. She didn't mind, she preferred watching over participating.

"How much are you willing to bet on Emmett?" I asked deviously.

Edward narrowed his eyes suspiciously, "twenty."

I smirked.

"Rose, you're going to bet against me?" Emmett almost pouted.

"No…" I said, "I think none of you are going to win. Fifty g's says that you both throw up."

I heard Alice and Bella snicker.

"This is easy money," Jasper said as he cracked his neck and knuckles.

"So wait," Bella said, "human food makes you sick?"

"Not sick," Alice told her, "just really uncomfortable."

She nodded in understanding.

"Are you guys ready?" Alice asked the two competitors.

They both nodded, I could see the determination on their faces.

"Ready. Set…… Go!"

They both began shoveling mountains of food into their mouths.

They were just about half way done until I saw both hesitate as they reached for some juice.

"This is so over," I said shaking my head with a smirk.

At that moment as they both gulped down their juice, they dashed out of the room.

My smirk turned into a smile as I slowly followed them, everyone did the same.

As we walked into the downstairs bathroom, there they were.

Emmett huddled over the toilet and Jasper over the sink.

"Oh god!" Emmett wailed, "Why?! Why did we agree to do this?!"

"You-" Jasper was cut short from the food his stomach had rejected, "have the worse ideas ever! I hate you!"

"My-" Emmett began to argue before forcing himself back to the toilet, "My idea?! This was your idea! I hate you even more!"

Alice and I made our way towards our husbands.

"It's okay Jazzy," she soothed him, "just let it out."

I rubbed Emmett's back soothingly, as I kneeled down so I was eye level.

He looked at me his face looked completely miserable.

I grabbed the towel that was on the counter and wiped his mouth clean.

"You can just deposit the money into my account…"

I turned to face Jasper and Edward, "…. that goes for you too."