Matt: Well, we're doing something different this time around.
Max: Tell me about it.
Matt: Alright, in case you don't know us, I'm Matt, aka tgypwya, and this is Max, aka Max.
Max: Damn straight.
Matt: Just like Iggy is Bell's captive, Max is mine.
Max: And Neytiri is mine.
Neytiri: Unfortunately.
Matt: But anyway, Bell and I decided to do a collaboration-thing, and post it in both of our stories... "Iggy Ramblings" for her, "Me, Max and a Dog Kennel" for me.
Max: And you just now decided to write each others' A/N's.
Matt: Pretty much. So, because Bell's about to upload this to MM&aDK, I'm gonna cut the crap and get this done.
Max: Hang on, won't they remember us from that damn long Q&A chapter?
Matt: -shrug- Doesn't matter.
Max: Whatever...
Matt: Alright, so, enjoy the craziness!
Max: Disclaimer?
Matt: Right, we don't own crap, including all the YouTube videos that we ripped off. That good?
Max: -shrugs-
Matt: Oh, and if you didn't know, in America, "Z" is pronounced "zee", and in Australia, it's "zed". You kinda need to know that...
Max: Cut the crap?
Matt: Right, cutting crap. Now read and shower Bell with lots of fun reviews, okay?
Bell: ;( :D ;( :D ;( :D ;(
Matt: Stop PMSing dammit!
Bell: -bursts into hysterical laughter-
Iggy: …you guys are crazy
Bell: -continues laughing- I wish that Saint was here to be hyper with us!
Matt: Saint's asleep.
Bell: Let's email her then!
Matt: She's still asleep! Let's call her and wake her up!
Bell: SEEEEEHHHHHHHHNNNNNTTTTTT!
Matt: SEEEEEEHHHHHHHNNNNTTTTTT!
Bell: We're going to Candy Mountain Sehnt!
Matt: Yeah, Sehnt, we're going on an ad-ven-ture, eh. On an adventure, Sehnt. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!
Bell: Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh! Come with us, Sehnt!
Matt: Yeah, come with us Sehnt! We're going to Candy Mountain Sehnt!
Iggy: OKAY WE GET IT!
Matt: Look Sehnt, a Leoplurodon!
Bell: It's a magical leoplurodon!
Neytiri: Uh…
Matt: IT HAS SPOKEN!
Bell: IT HAS SHOWN US THE WAY!
Neytiri: -is confused-
Iggy: -is also confused- Where's Max? We need help…
Max: -is making out with Fang plushie-
Iggy: …
Matt: SEEHHHHNNNTTTTT! Guess what, Seeehhhhnnntttt? We're on a briiiddgggeeee, Seeehhhhhnnnnttttt!
Bell: Look, Sehnt, it's a zed!
Matt: No, Sehnt, it's a Zee!
Bell: Zed!
Matt: Zee!
Bell: Zed!
Matt: Zee!
Bell: IT'S A ZEED!
Iggy:…a what?
Bell: A ZEEEEEEEEEEDDDD, Oggy.
Matt: I thought it was Sehnt…
Bell: -shrugs- SEEEEHHHHHHNNNTTTTTT!
Iggy: -is now beyond confused-
Max: -continues making out with Fang plushie-
Iggy: DAMMIT, MAX!
Matt: Look, Sehnt, it's the choo-choo-shoe!
Bell: Chugga-chugga-chugga-chugga- SHOE SHOOOEEEE!
Iggy: What the hell are you guys on?
Bell: I'm PMSing, which makes me hyper, and my hyperness is contagious so Matthias caught it
Iggy: …I don't know what to say to any of that. Did you just tell me in a long form that Matt is PMSing too?
Bell: …Matt?
Matt: -looks down pants- Nope
Bell: Okay then…now where were we?
Iggy: I was asking Max what the hell she was doing!
Max: -stops making out with Fang plushie- What? What is so freaking important that I have t- IGGY! -hugs-
Iggy: Uh, yeah... -hugs back-
Matt: BELL! -hugs-
Bell: MATT! -hugs back-
Neytiri: NEYTIRI! -hugs tail-
Iggy: So are you guys done being high or n-
Matt: SEEEEEEHHHHHHNNNNNNNTTTTTTT! LOOOOKKKKK! A DOOR!
Bell: The door is everything! All That once was and all that will be! The door controls time and space! Love and death! The door can see into your mind! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!
Neytiri: Damn.
Max: So what's going on?
Iggy: Tweedle-Dee and Tweedle-Dumbass here are on drugs.
Bell: THE DRUGS ISH NOT IN ME SAYS MOMMY! I ish BLEEDIN' from mah NETHER REGIONS!
Matt: I'm on drugs though!
Max: ...Prescription doesn't count.
Matt: Aw…
Bell: It does considering they want to make sure that Matt doesn't get pregnant…
Matt: But Bell! I only have one pill left!
Bell: Yay!
Matt: Then three more months.
Bell: Aw...
Matt: But then I'll be hot, sexy, and not pregnant!
Bell: Yeah, that'd be weird...
Matt: What would you say if I told you I was pregnant?
Bell: I wouldn't believe you...
Matt: Yeah, me either...
Bell: So you wouldn't believe yourself?
Matt: Nope. I wouldn't believe it until a baby crawled out of my ass.
Bell: Why would the baby crawl out of your ass?
Matt: The other hole's too small...
Bell: Well, it's too small for woma-
Iggy: Can we change the topic?
Bell: No.
Matt: Beeeeelllllllllllllll…
Bell: What?
Matt: There's a dead Oggy in your room!
Iggy: ...Huh?
Bell: Oh noes! How did he get here?
Matt: Beeeellllllll, what did you do?
Bell: Huh? No, I've never seen him before in my life.
Iggy: ...Well, in that case, I've never seen you, either.
Max: You haven't... You're blind...
Matt: Why did you kill this person Bell?
Bell: I did not! Killing mutants is my least favourite thing to do!
Matt: But you killed Oggy!
Bell: No I didn't!
Matt: Alright, Bell, tell me exactly what you were doing before I randomly appeared out of thin air.
Bell: Well, I was sitting in my room
Matt: Uh-huh.
Bell: Reading Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu
Matt: Go on
Bell: When Oggy walked in
Matt: Yes
Bell: So I went up to him
Matt: Yeah…
Bell: And I stabbed him 7 times in the chest!
Matt: ...
Max: ...
Iggy: ...
Neytiri: ... Oh, look, a koala!
Matt: Beeeellllllllll, that kills people!
Bell: Oh, really? I thought his mutant powers...
Matt: How could you not know that kills people?
Bell: Okay, I'm wrong here, I kn-
Matt: Bell?
Bell: Yeah?
Matt: What happened to his ears?
Iggy: -grabs ears- Is there a problem?
Bell: His ears?
Matt: Yes, why are they missing?
Bell: Oh, well, I cooked them up and fed them to Neytiri.
Neytiri: -licks lips-
Matt: ...Beeeellllllllllllllll, why on Earth would you do that?
Bell: She was hungry, give me a break!
Matt: 'Tiiiiiirrrrrriiiiiiii...
Neytiri: Hey! My tummy was making the rumblies.
Matt: It can do that?
Max: -pokes Neytiri's belly- I guess so...
Bell: Neytiri! Ish you PREGNANT?
Neytiri: ...Uh...
Bell: QUICK! TAKE MATT'S ANTI-PREGNANCY PILLS!
Matt: Aw, I need those...
Bell: But whhhhyyyyyyy?
Matt Because… Becau… Be… -yawns-
Bell: It's 4 am Matt... Go to bed...
Matt: Noooooooo...
Bell: Yes... You need sleep...
Matt: Noooo... I want to talk to you...
Bell: Sleep, Matt...
Matt: No...
Bell: Come onnnnnn Maaattttttt...
Matt: Noooooooo...
Bell: Goodnight...
Matt: No...
Bell: Go to bed...
Matt: But I don't want to!
Bell: Pwease? For me?
Matt: -sighs- Fine...
Bell: -hugs tight- Good night!
Matt: -hugs back tight- 'Night!
Bell: Sleep tight!
Matt: I will!
Bell: I'll talk to you tomorrow!
Matt: Not if I do first!
Bell: No, I will!
Matt: Just you wait and see!
Bell: Oh, well, y-
Iggy: WILL YOU JUST F#$%ING GO TO BED ALREADY?
Neytiri: Shut up, Heartless Bitch.
Matt: -sigh- Well, I'm going to bed.
Bell: -sigh- Okay.
Matt: 'Night!
Bell: 'Night!
Matt: -hugs tight- I love you!
Bell: -hugs back tight- I love you too!
Matt: -kisses-
Bell: -kisses back-
Matt: -pulls closer- -kisses more-
Bell: I lov-
Iggy: FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MUTANTS GO TO BED ALREADY!
Max: ...Did I miss something?
Matt: Yeah... We're together!
Bell: -grins-
Iggy: ...thanks for telling us -gags-
Neytiri: ...Hey, look, a kookaburra!
Iggy: Oh, I wish I could see that!
Neytiri: I'm sure you do, Heartless Bitch.
Bell: Yes, Iggy, I know you want to see me and Matt making out but you cant. Ha. :P
Iggy: -facepalm-
Bell: -shrugs-
Max: ...So...
Matt: Okay, 'night Bell!
Bell: 'Night Matt!
Max: 'Night Iggy!
Iggy: ...It's night?
Neytiri: Go kick a puppy, Heartless Bitch.