Title: Blondes

Disclaimer: If I owned this would I be here? C'mon people, think!

Setting: Pick one. I'm too lazy/wired to decide.

Summary: Are blondes really that dumb? How long can you answer a blonde's question with another question? Do blondes really have more fun? How quickly do they react when put in a strange situation? How quickly can you annoy a blonde to the point that they scream? What is foreplay for a blonde? How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? How do you confuse a blonde? How do you keep a blonde in suspense? Reno plans on finding out...with Cloud.

Warnings: Um…hmm. Think I've used them all before-grins-. Basically, anything I can think up. I'll just see there my mind takes this…could be anywhere-grins-. If you've read any of my other stories…you know what you're in for. If not, you'll see!

Side Notes:
1) This story will have romance at the end…or very close to it.
2) If you have any suggestions, feel free to send them in a review.
3) Same goes for any ideas for future chapters...ideas, suggestions; they're different in my little world.
4) Will end in smut…as some of you who have read my fics already know!!
5) Each chapter will be a different question.
6) My spelling sucks...Wordpad...again...
7) Flames will not be tolerated-glares evilly-. This is your only warning.

Chapter Thirty Five: Distract

"Yeah, improvise!" Reno said as he practically inhaled a strip of bacon, not noticing how Cloud grinned as he ate another in the same way. "...Wha'?"

"Nothing," Cloud said, smiling to himself as he watched the Turk eat everything on his plate as he ate from his own. "Not a thing. ...Now, how could we improvise?"

"Uhh...let's jus'...go with it?" he suggested, grinning. Hearing this, the blonde chuckled.

"Sounds like a plan," the swordsman agreed, taking the redhead's hand once they were finished eating. He led the Turk back into the bedroom, not seeing how a large grin spread over the redhead's face.

"'M likin' where this's goin'!" Reno purred / cheered before eagerly jumping onto his bed, lying sprawled out in front of Cloud. "Mmm, take me, Pretty-boy!"

"'Pretty-boy'?" Cloud asked, chuckling softly as he looked down at the redhead. "You really think that will get me to 'take you'?"

"'S worth a shot." Suddenly, the thinner of the two had a devious look in his eyes. "Then again...if ya don' wanna come in me, I can still get off!" The blonde was puzzled for a few seconds before he saw the long fingertips slip down his chest while the Turk spread his legs even more, making the blonde fidget where he stood. Reno grinned as he watched the bulge in the front of the vibrant, pink apron grow as his hands slid down his body. He moaned obscenely as he hands rubbed down his hips and inner thighs, his cock standing rigid for Cloud's attention.

The Turk smirked as he watched his lover struggle to undo the knot he tied in the back of the apron. Once he was able to get the material away from his skin, the blonde lunged towards the bed, his body roughly colliding with the redhead's as he landed on top of him. As Reno caught his breath, he realized that Cloud was pressing needy kisses along his neck and shoulders, a hard heat pressing into his hip as rough fingers gently roamed down his sides. He moaned again as the fingers ran down his inner thighs, making his body arch off of the bed and closer to the swordsman.

"Ya didn't even let me jack off," Reno whined in Cloud's ear, his tone letting the blonde know that he was not actually upset with him.

"I guess I couldn't control myself," the blonde purred before he wrapped his fingers around the Turk's dripping cock. "You make it hard not to ravish you."

"I'll take that as a compliment, yo."

"Do you still want to masturbate in front of me?"

"Think ya can keep yer hands offa me, Cloudy-Cakes?"

"I highly doubt that."

"Deal!"

Cloud chuckled as he reluctantly rolled off of the redhead. Immediately he missed the warmth that radiated from the Turk. The blonde rose to his knees and positioned himself so he would be sitting between Reno's thighs, giving himself a good angle to watch the thinner man pleasure himself. The redhead looked up at him and grinned lustfully at him and ran his hand teasingly down his stomach, noticing how the blonde swordsman twitched in need.

The Turk moaned as he wrapped his long fingers around his cock, slowly tightening his grip around his base before stroking himself heatedly. He looked over at Cloud and watched as the leader of Avalanche licked his lips as he stroked his own cock. Reno grinned sensually at him as he spread his legs even more, knowing that the blonde would not miss the movement. As he continued to rub himself, the Turk arched his back and moaned, knowing that it would drive the blonde in a frenzy. Said blonde leaned forward, closing the gap between their bodies as they continued to pleasure themselves.

Finally, having had enough, Cloud lunged forward and trust his tongue into the redhead's mouth making Reno groan before kissing him back. The blonde pulled the Turk's hands away from his cock and he ground his hips into the pale man's underneath him, feeling how he arched into the friction. Reno fingernails dug into his back as his legs wrapped around the blonde's lower back, pressing their bodies even close together. The swordsman moaned as he broke the kiss, listening to how the redhead panted as he struggled to regain his breathing.

"Are you sure you're ready to go again?" Cloud asked, concerned about the comfort for his Turk.

"Ya've got two options, Cloud. Make me come, or watch me come," Reno purred. "Which is it?"

Instead of responding verbally, Cloud just reclaimed the redhead's lips with a low growl, his hands taking a hold of Reno's thighs. He rocked his hips against the Turk's, feeling proud of the loud moan that he received. The blonde found himself unable to wait and quickly entered the redhead, making him moan into his mouth again. He reveled in the hot, pleased sounds that came from the man under him as he sucked on his neck and began to thrust in and out of him, making the bed rock and marking the pale skin once more.

Cloud began to pant the Turk's name into his ear as he rammed deeply into the body beneath him. He could hear Reno screaming his name at the same time, making the blonde feel light and giddy inside. He grinned as he roughly stroked the redheaded Turk's cock, making him scream even louder until they climaxed. AS he rolled off of the thin man, the swordsman could not help but see the large, satisfied, goofy smile on the Turk's face. He knew that he was smiling also, but could not help it as he looked over at the small bedside table.

Suddenly, Cloud noticed a slip of paper that he had not seen before. Picking it up, he failed to notice the nervous look on the redhead's face. before he could even read what was on the paper, Reno had lunged on top of him and was attempting to see just how far he could ram him tongue down the blonde's throat. While the blonde was distracted, and the redhead was glad that he was so easily distracted, he took the paper out of his hand and crumpled it into a paper ball before throwing it across the room. Reno broke the kiss licking his lips as he looked down at the stunned, breathless blonde.

"Got something on yer mind, yo?" he asked sweetly while Cloud just blinked. Instead of answering him, the blonde just pulled him down for another kiss, making the Turk extremely glad that he was easy to distract.

End of Chapter Thirty Five

Review for the next chapter. Sorry fer the ridiculously long wait, got sidetracked...again. I had no idea what ta do fer this chapter so, I decided ta do another lemon! Enjoy! An' I know, it's short.

Thanks fer reviewing:

Bekas Strife: Knowin' him...he might not get very far... He's like a white girl runnin' in a horror film; he'd trip! -Laughs-! An' he will (talkin' 'bout Cloud findin' out, mind ya)!

Favrite of Chaos: Ohh...he'd have that recipe, too! Franks 'n' beans (thanks)!

Silver Tears 11: -Grins-...I could... The vein in his forhead would prob'ly look like it would burst-laughs-! Thanks!

yumie-darkness123: -Laughs-Yup! Yay! He can terrorize the other plushie-dolls! ...Then fuck some of 'em!

d0rkgoddess: Yup! -Snickers-Anythin' can happen! 'Cept m-preg-shudders-!

LittleLoneLiar: -Laughs-Nah, sweetie, scar, not scar, yanno, mental trauma? ...That makes me kinda curious... -Snickers-Never heard of it...or FOD!

CupCake-SweetTreats: Yup! -Grins-I'd be happy ta, sweetheart! 'M on vacation 'til the 7th so I've got plenty of time! ...Even then I'll have plenty of time! If ya need my e-mail address, jus' ask! -Laughs-I won't bite!

Organization13: -Laughs-I fear no stalker! 'M practically certifiable so, I think ya'll might be the one's ta worry-laughs hysterically-! Glad ta hear ya liked 'em! Happy stalkin'!

carefreecat: -Snickers-Could be... Wait no more!

Rin-chan101093: -Laughs-Nope! -Snickers-Well, hope ya had fun, an' sorry fer makin' ya wait!

tala-fangirl: Thanks, sweetie!

Toons: -Grins-Ya'll see! -Laughs-Well, 'm here ta remind ya'll!

GumLime Pirate: -Laughs-True! -Snickers-Thanks!

Kaisha Shiori: -Laughs-Poor Reno...least he'll have a fun shower! Thanks!

NiteKatS: Awww, thanks! Sure do! An' a sequel, too! ...Which 's odd, 'cause I've got short sleeves... Oh well!

Stoic-Genius: Yup! -Snickers-That was one of my favorite parts of his rant! Here ya go, sweetie.

D3OPH3ST: -Grins-Yup! 'S like ya can read my mind!

celes87: Aww, thankies! -Laughs-That can be easily explain...hopefully this chapter'll go over it!

Mako Blue Reactor: -Laughs-No worries! I plan on finishin' this one! Thanks fer the heads-up on the name change!

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