Dear England
Now that I know it was a rumor I don't have to make 2PRussia's death as
painful and slow.
It didn't work, all it did was stink up the hospital ward for three days.
Also 1P France was so desperate that he ripped of his crotch cast along with
his jewels.
Feli will be fine as soon as the therapist seys he's ready and doesn't cry
ever ten seconds.
Both China's are fine, only their clothes caught fire.
Sure, just remember I killed some of those nations so watch out.
Sincerely Trenton Jones
P.S That must have been delightful.
P.P.S Uncle Matt was so **.
P.P.P.S I sent you some cranberries to finish the job.
Ello New Jersey,
Okay! I hope it works out for you!
Well, this is getting better! I hope it never works!
Okay. Tell him I say hi!
That's good! I hope it doesn't happen again!
That's great! I can't wait to see you at the party! And you don't scare me!~
England
P.S. It was, um, interesting...
P.P.S. I see!
P.P.P.S. Goodie! I can't wait to use them!
A/N: Sorry about the short answers!