Twi Trek

by ThreeHotPotatoes

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.

37. Chapter 37

Twi Trek

Chapter 37

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"Aye, Captain," A-whora responded diligently, undoubtedly knowing if she lied, she was getting her ass spanked by her Vulcan lover later.

"What the fuck does 'a'lar' mean?" The look on her face would have been comical if I wasn't already shitting my pants.

"It means 'love', sir."

Well shit.

That was about how I felt at the moment. The nausea, the sweaty palms, the racing heart…all could be love. Though I should have McCoyty check me out to be safe.

"Boner, meet me in sickbay," I ordered, ignoring the looks from both Whitspock and A-whora.

"Do you need a prostate exam?"

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A/N: So 'a'lar' means love, huh? She loves him? He loves her? I'm drunk off my ass and watching our new rescued bunny shit everywhere and eat our drywall?

Yep.

So...DOES he need a prostate exam?

Damn...I guess I eventually need to enjoy het sex again, right? Ugh...such a hardship.

MWAH!

MR