A/N: Random crap floating in my odds n' ends file. I'm truly scraping the bottom of the barrel now, yup yup. But what else am I to do when my brain is as fried as it is?
Breaking News!
Shocking information has come to us courtesy of some eagle-eyed members of the AV club. It turns out we have a celebrity among us – a video game celebrity with winnings of thousands of dollars no less. But the identity of this celebrity? This editor almost blew his pants when he heard.
It appears, dear readers, that one Rachel Berry, lowest of the low (though still incredibly boner-inducing), is a nationally ranked champion of the video game world. A "lady gamer", if you will, allegedly specializing in the Marvel vs. Capcom and Street Fighter franchises. And next week, she's apparently going head to head with the current U.S. champion! Could anyone have predicted this?
When asked about this shocking turn of events, Head Cheerleader Santana Lopez had this to say, "Why the hell should I care if the squalling Ewok infant spends time being incredibly pathetic? She may be in glee club with me, but she's still a loser. We're not friends. We don't even talk. And I certainly don't stare at her lips when she's blathering on. Go away!"
There you have it, dear readers! Rachel Berry's claim to fame – something to support? Or something to ridicule? Stay tuned here, and I'll tell you as more breaking news unfolds!