badly written goth songs. Elyon
Alphonz Edward the 19th, Lord of the moruge de cheese
JOURNAL
PRISON! It would suck but i have plenty of time to practise my skills as the most freaking AWESOME singer-songwriter-poet in the world.
MWAHAHAHHAAAHAHAAAA Aragorn is starving to death. Elves don't need to sleep, so I stay up late and steal all his food.
Anyway, this is an example of My Art so far…
Ahem,
Misunderstood, alone and sad,
Everybody thinks I'm mad,
Because I dare to be myself,
But really it's only because the fuckers are JEALOUS!
Because I'm the best looking!
and
Wake me up inside
I'm not OK
I'm sorry, I can't be perfect
yeah I'm not Ok no I'm not o-fucking k
here I am now
entertain me
bring me to life
I am the champion
you all suck
Here's another, it's very touching
When you stuck your tongue inside his face
My heart was broken, it was intense, man, really intense
I wish you'd done it in another place
Now I have the urge to kill you with a tree
hmmmm…..
what rhymes with intense?
Fence. tents. sense. cents? hence…
When you kissed that dirty mortal scum
It made me want to kick his ass
no hang on! I've got it….
it made me want to kick his bum
something-something, something- cry
something, something, want to die.
I am so goth
I wish you'd fuck off
these aren't inspired by anything in particular. just pain
I AM A GENIUS
LATER
P.S the guy in the cell next to me is called Alphonz Edward the 19th, Lord of the moruge de cheese. in here for physical assault, stalking behaviour and violation of restraining orders. I think he dances to his own tango if you know what I mean? He stews his own kettle. He's round the bendy thing.
PPPS wonder who he stalked?
PPPS he doen