62 Things the Avengers Are Not Allowed to Do.

Loki: The author does not wish to speak, and so because I apparently have a cold and evil voice, I have been asked (forced) to say the following:

Kai got a couple of reviews saying that some people are republicans (whatever that means. Stupid midgardians.) or that they will stop reading if there's anything else on politics because it sucks all the humour out of the chapters.

Firstly - She doesn't care what you are. She's not intending to offend anyone. At all. It's a joke. A fanfic. It was on the list. (Not specifically Mitt Romney. He was just her victim).

Secondly - There is one more kind of politics related chapter in the future, near the end-ish. It will include Romney, because it's amusing, but it's more to do with the Avengers, not him.

Thirdly - She doesn't actually HAVE a political view. At all. Period. Full stop. If anything, she wants me, Loki Laufeyson for President/PM. Because she will kneel, like a good midgardian.

Alright?
Good.
Now that her mini rant is over (which is apparently nowhere near what it was in her head), we shall proceed with the chapter.

Enjoy it whilst it lasts, you mewling quims.
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"TONY HEY WHAT THE HELL, HOLY SHIT THAT'S HOT. AAAAAA-"

"SOMEONE GET ME SOME WATER. OR A FIRE EXTINGUISHER."

"HOLD ON CAP, WE'RE GOT THI-"

There was the sound of a lot of water splashing everywhere, followed by a tense silence.

"Tony. What. The. HELL. Have. You. Done. To. My. HAIR." Steve growled, his clothes a sodden mess.

The genius in question swallowed nervously as he stood next to Bruce in the science lab, biting his lip as they both glanced at the charred piece of hair that was smoking a little on the top of the Captain's head. "I swear, Steve, I never meant to set your hair on fire-"

"The hell you did." Bruce muttered, making Tony grimace and elbow his lab partener in the side.

"That looked like more than an accident Tony." Coulson stated, his face seriously disapproving.

"Look, Cap, I'm sorry! What can I do to make it up to you?" He asked, his arms spread out wide in the 'what' gesture. "Name it. If it's a new hairdo or a wig, or a new shield, or-"

"Move the Dodgers back to Brooklyn. You can do that can't you? Just buy them and move them." Steve snapped quickly, folding his arms over his chest. The water squelched a little as he moved, making him want to squirm out of the drenched clothes.

"Ok." Tony nodded, acting as though it was a completely normal thing to ask for, whereas Bruce spluttered a little beside him, successfully managing to turn it into a cough.

"Stark, I don't care how rich and powerful you are. You're not doing it." Coulson warned, making Tony sigh in exasperation as he turned back to a still irritated Steve.

"Sorry capsicle. Looks like I'll just have to make you a 'sorry' card. Crayons and all." He apologised with a shrug of indifference.

Rule number 40: Tony is not allowed to buy the Dodgers and move them back to Brooklyn to apologize for lighting Steve's hair on fire.

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For any of you who don't know who or what the Dodgers are, they're an American baseball team. Don't be alarmed if you didn't know, because I didn't either. I had to do some research. XD
I mean, hey, I'm British. ;D
ALL THE BRITS IN THE HOUSE SAY AAAAAAYYYYYYYYOOO!

By the way, WE'RE TWENTY CHAPTERS AWAY FROM THE END. D= REVIEW QUICKLY! AND EVERY CHAPTER FROM NOW! ^_^
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