A/N: Heyy I'm low on insperation. So thank twilight-nm-ecps for the next chappie.
OMG OMG OMG
Not again.
Ya again.
What is it then?
I FOUND FUNNYNESSITY!
Erm...
Charlie the Unicorn!
Oh god.
You've heard of it?
Emmett went through a huge phase. Now Rosalie is deathly afraid of it.
Ha!
- "Rosalie come up here!" Bella shouted and Edward covered his ears, knowing what came next-
What?
LOOKIE!
-She replays Charlie the Unicorn, and Rosalie widens her eyes.
"No..not...HIM!" She backs away.
"UNICORN! CHARLIE THE UNICORN!" Bella shouted loudly. Rosalie started screaming bloody murder, spun on her heels, and raced out the door. Emmett came up, curious as to why his wife was screaming.-
Supp?
Charlie the unicorn!
REALLY! OH I LOVE HIM! LET'S WATCH IT IN THE ZOO!
Ok! I'm sure Charlie the unicorn likes bagels!
WEE! I COMING! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
How can one human do so much damage to a clan of indestructable vampires?
A/N: Pretty good for someone who's never seen one of those, eh? And no I do not intend on seeing it. So, REVIEW!