(WHAT'S GOO- YADA YADA YADA STAR VS, STAR TREK AND WRESTLING, LET'S GO!)
The camera opened on an interview room where Renee young and Edge stood "MECCW Multiverse, Please welecome my guest at this time, interdimensional champion Edge"
"Thank you Renee, may I add you look very lovely today" Edge replied
"Why Thank you….now edge, why did you attack Elizabeth butterfly?" Renee asked
"...She had a belt, I had a title contract won from Mr. Kennedy, I signed to MECCW, I kept the title contract, and I cashed it in" Edge explained "She was an easy target really, no magical advantage, I had height, weight and strength advantage as well, and I had the advantage of her just being in a match!"
"Let me rephrase the question, I meant, how could you, a grown man, attack a child?" She asked
"Well I did it didn't I?" Edge smirked "And now i've got this belt!"
"You're despicable!" Renee responded
"You love it sweetcakes!" Edge smirked walking out of the room as Renee turned to the camera
"Well back to you Eclipsa" Renee responded
(Arena)
From left to right on commentary was Corey graves, Eclipsa and Saturn
"That Edge man has no respect for anyone!" Eclipsa stated
"I know, it's awesome!" Saturn replied
"For once I agree with Saturn" Corey replied
"You two are acting like delinquents!" Eclipsa shouted
"Did you say DEGENERATES?" Saturn asked
"...Oh no" Eclipsa stopped
"No, she said Deliquant" Corey said
"OOF, ok" Saturn replied as the generic ring announcer spoke
"Please welcome our musical guest of the night" The announcer began
"Musical guest?" Saturn asked
"Captain Kirk of the U.S.S. Starship Enterprise" The announcer said as a handsome man in a yellow 23rd century starfleet sweater walked to the ring
"KIRK VS PICARD! KIRK VS PICARD! KIRK VS PICARD!" The crowd chanted
"Who is this?" Eclipsa asked
"Some nerd thi-" Corey was interrupted by Saturn
"KIRK VS PICARD! KIRK VS PICARD!" He chanted "Wait…..Picard respects Kirk, and looks up to him, and Kirk would find admiration in Picard why the hell would they fight?"
"I…...Don't know, Who...this…..Picard man…...is!" Kirk responded to the crowd "I…..am here…..to sing a song…..by…...Freddie mercury" Kirk continued
"Saturn, I have a question" Eclipsa spoke up
"Yes mom?" Saturn asked
"Who is Captain Kirk?" she asked
"He's a spaceship captain and a human legend, he discovers new life and new civilizations, all while mingling with females of the local species and kicking the crap out of anyone in his way" Saturn explained
" and who's freddie mercury?" Eclipsa asked
"He's a singer from a band called Queen" Corey explained "One of the best singers ever"
"Is…..this the…...real life? Is this just….fantasy?" Kirk spoke "Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality"
"OPEN YOUR EYES LOOK UP TO THE SKIES AND SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" He sang "I'm just a poor boy…...I…...need no…...sympathy, Cuz….I am easy come….easy go, little high….little low"
"Anyway the wind blows…..doesn't…..really matter…..to….me!" Kirk continued
"He certainly can't sing" Eclipsa pointed out
"That he cannot…er maybe he can, but he's speaking this whole song….freddie mercury must be crying right now" Saturn replied
"Mama, just…...killed a man" Kirk spoke before a man with a thick mustache dived into the ring and began to beat on Kirk
"It's Freddie! Freddie mercury!" Corey shouted
"This is amazing" Saturn added
"This is confusing" Eclipsa said as Kirk stood up and began to fight back with his signature two fists followed by a dropkick, Mercury falling down before getting back up and hitting Kirk with a fist drop followed by a curb stomp
"I…..Thought you…would like it" Kirk said
"what you did was disrespectful captain" Freddie replied "I worked very hard on that song and you- you threw it all away!"
"A-ha! I see what he did there!" Corey said as Saturn chuckled
"I..Am sorry….Mercury" Kirk responded
"It's fine Captain" Mercury said "Wanna get out of wackjob land?"
"Of…..Course!" Kirk replied as the two left
(Cafeteria)
Star, Cressida, Luna and Elizabeth sat at a table
"So let me get this straight, ALL 3 OF YOU ARE MY DAUGHTERS?" Star asked
"Yes" Edge sat down with them
"Edge is it? I get the feeling I know you, Who are you really?" Elizabeth asked
"I'm Justin Towers" Edge joked
"YOU ARE?!" Star shouted excited
"No, not really, Love sentence is fucking horrible" Edge replied "I'm edge, that's all you need to know, and all you need to know about these three is" he started with elizabeth "She's violent and can't do magic" he then pointed to cressy "She's a nervous wreck" and then finally luna "and she….she's basically "
"Are you an Evil starco kid?" Cressy asked
"...Noooooooo" He said
"You seem like it" Elizabeth replied
"I'm not evil though, i'm misunderstood" Edge smiled
"You married vicki gurrero for power" Randy orton walked by "and you screwed over your best friend, and you stole lita from kane"
"Are you a starco child?" Elizabeth asked
"Maybeeeeee" Edge smiled "...Yes" he chuckled to himself
"What? Prove it, where's your wand or cheek marks?" Star asked sceptical
"...I don't have any cheek marks, they faded as a baby, as for the wand, I never recevied it…..oh but I do have a tattoo of you mom" Edge lied
"...Where?" She asked before he pulled his pants down showing a tatto of star right above one of his buttcheeks
"...Your not really my kid are you?" Star asked
"No he's not, I placed that Idea in your heads beacuse i thought it was funny" Sting said walking to the five before clapping, making Edge blink, his mind clearing of the MECCW and his tattoo
"...What the hell? Where am i?" Edge shouted looking around "WHAT THE FUCK!" He pulled up his pants after seeing star "Who''s she? Where's lita?"
"Lita?" Star asked
"Yeah Lita….My wife" Edge replied "…Sting? Is this your company?...Am I champion?" Edge asked looking down at the belt
"Yes and Yes and no, you're basically intercontinental champion" Sting explained
"and these kids? Who are they? And why do I have a tattoo of her on my ass?" Edge asked
"….Sting, did you mindwipe edge?" Star asked
"…..Yes" Sting replied "and then I gave him a tattoo of you"
(Backstage)
Selene walked through corridors alone before bumping into festivia
"Hey! Selene is it?" Festivia asked
"Yeah…..Festivia…why are you half my height? We're the same age" Selene pondered
"I'm eight…..time travels a bitch sometimes" Festivia replied "And multiverse theory, er Fact…..Selene, we should go get some tea and talk this over"
"O-okay" She replied "You're Eight? How?"
"Just follow me, we'll talk in a minute" Festivia stated walking to a room with some spiny computer chair "Take a seat Selene"
"alright" She said sitting down
"there are infinite timelines, MECCW is a meeting point between them, You and I come from differing timelines, I from one where Mom runs away with a monster husband and I'm adopted by her ex-husband, King shastacan, and the one you come from…which is…indiscribable through my words" Festivia explained
"…so, in your timeline you become queen?" Selene asked "That's amazing festivia!"
"Yeah…but at what cost? Generations of lying? Deception?" Festivia cried "What cost?"
"Festivia, please calm down" Selene said "It's not your fault"
"You think I don't know that? I have no way to change what happened!" Festivia shouted
"Then don't, Everyone in your mewni knows who your brother is, And they still accept you! Saturn doesn't seem to resent you…only person he really resensts is me because he thinks in my timeline mother is a ped-o-phile? Whatever that means" Selene explained
"….I guess your right Selene" Festivia said "thanks" She hugged the older princess
"Festivia no matter what universe, or what timeline, you are and shall always be, my friend" Selene said
"Did you just quote Star Trek?" Festivia asked
"Star what?" Selene asked
"Star Tr- nevermind, thanks Sis" Festivia smiled
(Arena)
"Welcome back to MECCW, I'm Saturn Butterfly on commentary with Eclipsa butterfly and Corey graves" Saturn said "And right now, Kenny, The Cleaner is going to face Mina Loveberry!"
"MECC DUBS MECC DUBS!" The crowd chanted
"The following contest is set for one fall! And is for the #1 contendership to the MECCW Earth championship! Introducing first, from Mewni, This is Mina!" the ring announcer shouted
"Oh, we're going with Asylum entrances" Saturn said
"What does that mean?" Eclipsa asked
"TNA entrances" Corey explained as Mina walked to the ring
"FUCK YOU MINA! FUCK YOU MINA!" The crowd chanted "WE WANT KENNY! WE WANT KENNY!"
"AND FROM WINNIPEG, MANITOBA, CANADA! THE CLEANER, KENNY OMEGA!" The ring announcer shouted
"KENNY! KENNY! KENNY! KENNY!" the crowd chanted as Kenny walked out before running and jumping into the ring
"Kenny Omega, having the crowd back him" Eclipsa stated before the bell rang
"Yeah, if star can see this she's probably pretty sad that Mina's getting thrown to the dogs!" Saturn replied before Kenny grabbed a microphone "NO! SHUT UP! YOU ONLY LOVE ME…..BEACUSE I BEAT HER! I KNOW YOU'LL ALL THROW ME TO THE DOGS FOR THE NEXT ACT!"
"…What?" Mina asked "What are you talking about? Calm down abit psycho"
"I-I remember back in japan, when I had a match with Tetsuya Naito….and I could distincly, Distincly remember the crowd chanting his name, NAITO, NAITO NAITO, go ahead say it with me NAITO NAITO NAITO!" He chanted the last Naito chant with the crowd "And…..It was, It was only after I won, oh yeah, only after, that anyone in japan would chant my name…..and it's the same here, You chanted MINA MINA MINA until I beat her last week" Kenny spoke "And now you chant KENNY, KENNY, KENNY!...What I'm trying to say Mina…..Join me, together we can be unstoppable" Kenny stuck his hand out
"What's Japan and who's Naito?" Eclipsa asked
"Island country on earth and wrestler" Corey replied
"Join forces with me! We can be like Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage! We could be like me and Ibushi! We could be…like Mike and Maria kanellis" He winked
"OOOOF!" Saturn shouted
"Heh" Corey giggled before explaining who Mike and Maria were to Eclipsa
"….Deal Kenny" Mina shook Omega's hand
"OH MY GOD!" Saturn shouted
"THIS IS CRAZY!" Corey shouted
"This is insane!" Eclipsa added
"…..This is america" A man in the crowd said
"No, We aren't doing that, sorry" Saturn said
"Awwwwww ok" The man in the crowd sat back down
(Cafeteria)
In the cfeteria Solaria sat with Mick foley who held up a macaroni necklace
"And that Solaria, is how you make a cardboard sword" Mick explained
"That's amazing Mick!" Solaria smiled "thank you!"
"No problem" Mick replied as the warrior queen got up and left
Afterwards Abyss walked passed "Mick" he said disgruntled
"Abyss" He replied as the monster left
"hi Mick" Austin waved walking the opposite direction of abyss
"Hey Mick" Star spoke walking the same direction as abyss was with her three daughter's following her
"Hey Star, who are your friends? Drinking buddies?" Mick asked
"…..They're my daughters actually, Cressy, Luna, Elizabeth meet Mankind" Star replied
"Hey kids, My names Mick" Mick explained
"Nice to meet you Mick, I'm Luna" Luna replied "And these are my sisters Cressida and Elizabeth"
"Luna! We don't know who this guy is or what he can do!" Cressida panicked
"Relax Cressida, if he lays a finger on you I'll cut his head off!" Elizabeth replied grabbing a sword
"…" Mick stared in awe and fear "What?"
"Girls, mick isn't gonna hurt you!...unless you try to kill him" Star explained
"Oh….Sorry" Elizabeth apologized