A/N: Yo people, it's been some time again, hasn't it? Well another chappie for you all to enjoy. And sadly, it will be the last one for a long time since I need to focus on school a bit more (sigh) So LotU will be on hold and my other stories well...IIP is almost done so i'll work on rounding that one up and my other currently posted fic, The Tale of the Kitsune, is appearantly something people like so I'll post another chap for that one as well. And then within one months time atleast I'll start updating again and most likely multiple chapter per week since I'm still going to write but not as much as normal, so that's why updates will be mostly...none per week I guess, atleast untill I have less school things to worry about. (er...see extra a/n at the end for more stuff I wanted to add but...forgot to as I was hurrying to post this)
NeverDisappearing: have you caught up yet :) ? Yeah I know it's long but that's because as you must have noticed in my other A/N's that kayo-chan is forcing me to write so much, lol Anyway, don't forget to update your story, haven't received emails yet so maybe is screwing around if you posted any new ones and I didn't get a mail saying that there was a new one but i'll check it from time to time anyway XP
gatta read: LOL, just because of that chapter huh :p? Anyway hope you like this one as well :)
Arsenel: Ah, school stuff as well huh? Well no worries, it will all happen sooner or later XP Now as for to the A/N reply...Seen and read a lot worse then I can think of? I know no mean no offence but I'm not calling my self the DutchEroSennin for nothing ya know XP my mind can come up with enough XP Now for the story review reply: Well, yea ofcourse he prolly thinks Kayoko will stab him like a sec or so after she grabbed the kunai which she'll grab immediately after entering his room and stuff...I think XP ROFL Death by socks...About the bloodnose thing, A) it's less er...erotically tinted, B) Pressure XD...And yeah I know, presses limits/m rated content...thou it was nothing really visually, I think... Don't fall asleep this time, this isn't supposed to be a bedtime story really XD
Ann-nee: ...Almost as side splitting as...THE Never Cut Twice...(eyes turn to hearts), (worships) I'm unworthy! (bows more) (/me adds Ann-nee to fav. authors). Arashi-sama being bi-polar? you mean having both positive and negative polarities? hmm...Yeah prolly, lol. ya know the last sentence in your review litterally made me drop down and burst out in tears of laughter XD, no special reason it was just so...well...typical I guess, lol, no offence meant tho XP Ow yeah your 'lil bro' emailed me about some things but I was too lazy to reply trough email so I'll do it here :) Though I like the IchiRuki match up for bleach I haven't really read much bleach fanfiction as of yet, and none involving IchiRuki atleast...so can't help really there. and thank him for recommending the FFVII, I'll look into it when I have time
Now on with the story! watskeburt XP
Chapter 37:
"Reporting in." A woman with a pair of slit golden eyes landed behind a man wearing a black robe which was covered with red clouds.
"What? I don't remember giving you any assignments where you have to report important matters..." The man replied.
"Sorry Arashi-sama, but I have my...uncertainties about your choice for that one...As you know I've been keeping a close eye on those four these past five years and well...I wonder..." The woman stated but was silenced by a hand motion of Arashi.
"I'm the leader of the Akatsuki organisation. It's alright for you to have doubts and think about my decisions, however you're different from me so naturally your decions are different from mine." Arashi stated.
"But that one has been monitored for quite some time now...We had reports from our Country of Wave spies that they were certain they saw that Jinchuuriki and also felt it's chakra and the evil radiating from it. Now these spies are cowards but we still need to heed their words and..." The woman said but was once again silenced.
"Those four...Read out loud all the notes you made about them..." Arashi said.
"But why would..." The woman said, "Just do it, that's a command." Arashi interupted.
"...Hai." The woman said as a golden light lit up in the darkness.
"First subordinate. Name, Dorimaru. Chakra capacity, C rank. Ability with his weapon of choice, A rank. Taijutsu is ranked C, Ninjutsu A rank and Genjutsu has a B rank. Special notes taken, Dorimaru is a tamed falcon that is trained as ninja by his master. Due to the fact that he isn't a summon he has less chakra then animals that come forth trough summons or that were trained their entire life. However he takes human form to fight and wields a katana that is blood bound. This katana has been confirmed to be a relic of a recently destroyed clan and the katana is named the Spirit Katana, due to the fact that spirits are sealed inside the blade. Due to the fact that these spirits can provide strength to their weilder and apearantly even communicate with them, the wielder has access to not only jutsu that the spirits might let him onto but it's also an extension of chakra as long as it stays close enough to the wielders body." The woman said.
"Hm, and the next one now..." Arashi said.
"Hai, Second Subordinate. Name, Uchiha Kayoko. Chakra Capacity is estimated at B rank, but it might be still increasing further. Ability with weapons, S rank, fully able to use her weapons in any situation for almost anything. Taijutsu skill ranges from B rank to A rank. Ninjutsu is A rank and Genjustu is B rank. Special notes taken from observation: Posseses the Mangekyou Sharingan. Prefers to use her double katanas for combat but when it comes down to Taijutsu she isn't weak either and prefers swift and powerful strikes combined with an amazing agility, which let's her able to escape from tight spots more easily then others would. Caution needed, posses extreme lust for blood, both mentally and physically it appears...She tries to use her Bloodline Limit only when absolutely neccesary, for she states 'that she'd rather be used to regularly fighting then to rely on something that her opponent might try to find a way around'. So far recorded, she only has the Tsukuyomi technique availible from her Mangekyou Sharingan but appearantly she also has something unknown to her Mangekyou Sharingan that we haven't figured out yet." The woman said.
Arashi nodded for her to continue.
"Member of our organisation. Name, Hoshigaki Kisame. Chakra capacity, S rank and has approxtimately 30 percent more then most Akatsuki members. Weapon jutsu is A ranked, only for the reason that he has yet to show movements that his Hidden Mist's peers can preform. Taijutsu B rank, Ninjutsu A - S rank and Genjutsu like all the others, B rank. Special notes taken, Hoshigaki Kisame, former Mist-nin and one of the Seven Shinobi-gatana. His blade, Samehada devours chakra and shaves instead of slicing. Is able to preform some high level water jutsu in places without water, though they are still weaker then normal. Over these past 5 years, Kisame has become more mature and only chases woman when he is off duty...Other details known about Hoshigaki Kisame are recorded on scrolls that are in our possesion after we took them from Hidden Mist." The woman said.
"Hai, hai...Last one." Arashi said.
"Latest member of our organisation. Name, Uchiha Itachi. Chakra capacity, A rank. Ability with weapon is B though he prefers using no real weapon other then kunai and shuriken. Taijutsu, A rank. Ninjutsu, S rank and Genjutsu, A rank. Special notes taken: Uchiha Itachi, the one who wiped out the entire Uchiha clan by himself. Has faced one of the Sannin and nearly defeated him. Posseses the Mangekyou Sharingan and has so far two techniques unlocked, the Genjutsu Tsukuyomi and the Ninjutsu, Amaterasu. Has learned jutsu from Orochimaru and it's possible that he even learned some kinjutsu from him. Further developed his own jutsu and advanced at an amazing rate these past five years. It appears that even though he's an cold emotionless assasin, Itachi rather kill men then women. Reasons for this are unknown. His goal is unclear to me. That's all." The woman said.
"And you doubt that those four can handle it?" Arashi asked.
"...I only think that that Bijuu is too dangerous to go for with just four people...I've read the records about it, we should definetely go after that one with our entire organisation." The woman stated.
"And that's where you're mistaken...You think it's possible for his Jinchuuriki to tap into it's full power, right? Unlike with the others, that's not possible. I know that. If we are able to gain the Kyuubi first then everything is set. His jinchuuriki is still young and weak so there's no need to hurry, but the sooner, the better." Arashi stated.
"Should I give those four that information? Or..." The woman said.
"Ha...Inform them. Our mission is about to start. I've readied nearly all of the preparations." Arashi stated.
Kayoko's eyes twitched and she stretched out as she let out a yawn.
"Damn...my back..." Kayoko said as she rubbed her sore back.
"Even though I'm used to sleeping the woods now a nice soft bed is way better...not to mention that I won't get a hernia in a comfortable bed." Kayoko mused as she slowly got up from her nice long slumber.
She stood up, yawned and stretched out. Kayoko looked to over to her side and smirked.
"Oi sleeping beauty, wake up." Kayoko said as she jumped onto Itachi and slapped him in his face.
Itachi rolled Kayoko off him as he still half sleeping let out a yawn.
"Cut me some slack, I've barely gotten any sleep these past few nights..." Itachi said grumpy as he rolled his head around to losen up his neck muscles.
"Hey, that's not my fault." Kayoko said and ran up a tree, jumping off after running on it for a while in order to have her body fully awaken.
"Actually it is because I needed to guard your ass...mostly." Itachi said as he rose up from the ground.
"What was that?" Kayoko replied as she narrowed her eyes at him.
"...Nothing." Itachi replied.
The two of them took turns refreshing themselves in a nearby creak and while one bathed, the other caught some fishes.
After that they quickly ate their fish breakfast and drank some fresh water. They disposed of their waste, as they learned to do so over the years.
"So many years have already past...Is Konoha still the same after all this time?" Kayoko wondered.
"Hurry up, we have to do this while it's still early..." Itachi stated as he stood on a treebranch.
"Hai, hai..." Kayoko replied.
"Sometimes I wish I'd just kill the bastard in his sleep...Though appearantly he has some sort of sixth sense about danger..." Kayoko mused.
"You'd bettter make sure that I get to see him. You promised me after all." Kayoko said as she landed next to Itachi.
"I know...I'll have you covered from a distance...Let's just hurry up..." Itachi replied.
"I am grateful you know...For letting me see him..." Kayoko said and embraced Itachi in a hug.
"If you don't hurry he might be awake and out training, you know..." Itachi said as he looked without any emotion on his face down towards Kayoko.
She was only slightly smaller then him after these past five years, but enough to make him look down towards her to face her.
"I know, I know." Kayoko said as she fixed her Akatsuki robe as well as the rest of her outfit underneath it.
"It's been so long...will he even want to see me? Or does he think I'm dead already..." Kayoko's face turned kind of sad and she let out a sigh.
"Let's go." Kayoko said and jumped off trough the woods.
Once she had reached the walls of Konohagakure, Kayoko stopped and activated her sharingan to see if there were any guards stationed.
She noticed a small dark wave over a part of the wall. Kayoko smirked as she knew Itachi put up a Genjutsu to cover them. She ran up the walls with Itachi following her at a distance and jumped trough the part where she'd be concealed from any of the guards.
Kayoko landed on sakura treebranch on the other side and halted for a moment.
"Konohagakure...My hometown...No, I have no real hometown anymore." Kayoko thought as she gave a quick look over Konoha.
"I'm...free." Kayoko whispered as she ran her finger over her hitai-ate.
"Do you want to see him or not?" Itachi whispered in her ear.
"Ofcourse I want to see him." Kayoko said and disappeared out of Itachi's sight. Itachi raised a smirk as he followed her.
Kayoko followed the path that they had pointed out the map two days before.
They had gathered information about Sasuke's current whereabouts and made a plan of how to get there with minimal possibility of being seen. She had memorized most of the path in a few hours, the last part she did a bit later after taking a short break to train.
After racing trough many alleys and running over a lot of roofs, Kayoko reached an appartment that looked pretty damn good to her.
"This must be the place...now let's see if I can find him." Kayoko thought as she hung upside down of the roof's extension. She walked over to a window and looked inside to see if it was the place.
Appearantly Sasuke liked sleeping with open curtains as she noticed the photo on his desk.
"My, he's grown up quite a bit, didn't he?" She thought after carefully studying the picture.
She noticed that Sasuke was still in his bed, facing away from her. Kayoko carefully used her chakra to silently unlock the window and sneaked inside.
She walked to the other side of his bed and kneeled down beside Sasuke's face. She gently stroke trough a couple of his hairlocks and caressed his cheek, raising a slight smile.
"He's so cute when he's asleep...Better not wake him up just yet." Kayoko thought as she rose up and turned around.
She walked to what was part of his desk and took a quick look on it. Kayoko found a paper which said, 'My goals in life'.
She quickly scanned trough the list and tried to restrain a giggle.
"My, my...'Gain power, kill Itachi and revive my clan', huh? If he plans on reviving the clan on his own he's going to be a busy little bunny in the future." Kayoko thought and couldn't help but softly giggle.
She then noticed something moving behind her and sensed danger. Kayoko spun around tilted her head to the side to avoid a kunai from hitting her face.
"Who the hell are you?" Sasuke asked as he stood barefooted on his wooden floor.
"My, have you really forgotten about me...Sasuke-kun?" Kayoko asked and stepped towards him.
"That voice...and...Could it be..." Sasuke's eyes widened in shock.
"Crap...I'm having one of those dreams again..." Sasuke cursed as he looked fierce towards the ground.
"You dream about me? Kawaii, but I'm not a dream." Kayoko said as she bend over to look straight to Sasuke's face.
Sasuke looked at her and carefully stretched his trembling hands out to Kayoko's face.
"It really is you, isn't it?...Kayo...ko..." Sasuke said wide eyed, saying her name in a near whispering tone. His eyes teared up and a single tear dropped down.
Kayoko wiped it off his cheeck with a single smooth motion of her hands and smiled at him.
"Ne Sasuke...You missed your neechan so much that you are crying on seeing me again?" Kayoko asked him.
All of a sudden Sasuke embraced Kayoko in a hug, but with a bit too much force, making both of them fall down to the floor.
"It really is you...Sandaime...he told me that no one aside from my brother survived...I believed that he killed you after leaving me there..." Sasuke said, almost actually crying for the first time in a long while.
"Hehe, you don't think he could beat your neechan that easily, now do you? Also Sasuke...your face is uhm..." Kayoko said and pointed at his head.
"Neechan this and neechan that...Do you really think that's all I thought of you?" Sasuke asked as he lifted himself up from her body and looked straight into her eyes.
"Sasuke...?" Kayoko said as she blinked at the young Uchiha. Then Sasuke suprised Kayoko for the second time that day as he threw himself onto her and kissed her.
Her eyes widened as she felt him pushing his tongue trough her lips and into her mouth but her eyes softened soon after as she let her tongue enters his mouth.
"...I guess...This might be his only chance to ever get a kiss from me..." Kayoko thought as she ran her fingers trough his raven hair.
However, the one who witnessed this little reuinion between the two Uchiha's was none other then Itachi.
"...He's making out with her the instant he sees her? Kami-sama... when I said, Pass my hormones on to someone else who needs them I didn't mean my little brother, you almighty retard...Well...atleast he has taste for women...unless he jumps every girl his age...Hmm...I don't like this." Itachi mused as he bit his lower lip in annoyance of seeing Kayoko, who he had become very close with over the past couple of years in terms of affection, making out with his little brother.
After letting Sasuke have his way with her for a while, Kayoko broke the kiss gasping for air.
"That...was...unexpectedly...long..." Kayoko said as she tried to regain her breath as quickly as possible.
"...What happened to...him?" Sasuke asked as he got off Kayoko and looked the other way.
Kayoko sat back up and looked at him for a while then closed her eyes and let out a sigh.
"...I can't tell you. I'm a nuke-nin like him and nuke-nin don't betray eachother even when they're enemies..." Kayoko said.
"Then...He's still alive, isn't he?" Sasuke asked as he looked firm at Kayoko.
"Yeah, right now as we speak he still is...Though that doesn't mean he's going to be dead anytime soon though." Kayoko replied.
"Then, how about you go and talk to the Hokage and ask if you can stay here...with me..." Sasuke said softly whispering the last part the last part, but Kayoko heard it anyway.
"Sorry, Sasuke...I can't stay with you..." Kayoko said and stood up.
"Uh...Why not?" Sasuke asked with wide eyes.
"...Well...I'm part of this organisation which I can't leave without risking your life and mine...So..." Kayoko said and looked trough the window, noticing Itachi leaning against a tree.
"I won't let go!" Sasuke nearly yelled as he jumped up.
"Sasuke..." Kayoko whispered as she looked straight into his determined eyes.
"I won't let you be taken away from me for a second time." Sasuke said and gritted his teeth.
"If you want me so badly..." Kayoko said and turned towards the window staring at Itachi in the distance.
"You'll have to become strong Sasuke...Very strong...and then maybe one day you can come and rescue me from my organisation. Though they are the ones that have been taking care of me all this time." Kayoko said, smirking at her last sentence and clutching her fists.
"If that day should ever come...Sasuke, please don't let a single soul aside from your own know that I've been here today and that I'm alive until you are strong enough to take me away from there. Untill then..." Kayoko said and closed her eyes.
"Kayoko..." Sasuke said, uncertain what to do right then.
"Sayonara." Kayoko said as she used simple sharingan hypnotizing jutsu to put Sasuke back to sleep. She walked back to his body, picked it up and carried him back to bed.
"...Should I leave him a momento?" Kayoko wondered and then walked to his desk and looked at his note of things to do during his life.
"...Rescue me, you cute little perverted kid. Love, Kayoko." Kayoko stated as she wrote it down on the piece of paper.
Kayoko smirked and walked back to the window. She swiftly jumped out and headed into the woods behind Sasuke's apartment to meet up with Itachi.
"What was that all about?" Itachi asked as he stood up straight.
"What was what about?" Kayoko asked with a smirk on her face.
"If I'd check the list of things you usually brutally slay people for during under-cover missions, I think I'd find a lot of items that you just did with my little brother." Itachi stated coldly.
"Ow my...Is the great Uchiha Itachi jealous of seeing me with his little brother?" Kayoko teased.
"...Let's hurry back to where we are supposed to meet Kisame and Dorimaru..." Itachi stated as he turned around.
"Alright..." Kayoko said.
Itachi was just about to jump away when he looked over his shoulder towards Kayoko. He let out a sigh as he noticed her drifting of in space as she looked towards Sasuke's window. Itachi moved towards Kayoko picked her up bridal style, shaking her out of her trance.
"What are you doing Itachi?" Kayoko asked as she blinked at Itachi.
"You were wasting time by trailing off in your thoughts...So I thought while you do that we can get out of Konoha..." Itachi stated.
"You were just jealous, weren't you?" Kayoko said raising an evil smirk.
Itachi looked down at her before looking back forward, focussing on his path once more.
"I AM better, right?" Itachi asked her.
"Hmm..." Kayoko said as she questioningly put a finger to her lips.
"...Kayoko..." Itachi said as he looked back down towards her.
"Ofcourse you are better baka, don't ask such useless questions." Kayoko replied sticking her tongue out at Itachi.
All of a sudden, Itachi dropped Kayoko out of his arms, grabbed her arm and twirled her around in the air once before throwing her towards a tree. Kayoko managed to land against the tree with her feet, but there was still quite an impact as leaves fell down from the tree.
"What thell was that for you jerk!" Kayoko yelled at him as a small amount of blood escaped from her mouth.
"You dropped your guard while we were in enemy territory. I thought you knew better then that." Itachi said as he landed on the treebranch next to her.
"Tsch...I don't need to keep my guard up, if anything you'll notice when something happens before me anyway." Kayoko muttered as she looked away.
"That's why you should sharpen your senses..." Itachi said as he tilted her head towads him and kissed her.
"My senses ARE sharp." Kayoko hissed after at him after the kiss.
"Your tongue is sharper..." Itachi said coldly.
"What was that..." Kayoko glared at him.
"You heard me..." Itachi said as he looked at her with a smirk.
"Then how about no more affection for you from me for a month." Kayoko replied.
"You wouldn't last...Let's get going." Itachi said after shrugging.
A while later Kisame and Dorimaru were heading towards the place where they would all supposed to meet up. Upon arriving at the scene, Kisame sighed as he looked at the two young Uchiha.
"Do I even want to know why you tied her up, Itachi? I know we're a bit late but I thought we had an agreement about this sorta thing." Kisame asked and let out a sigh.
"Just freakin untie me already Hoshigaki and leave your perverted thoughts out of it! That's got nothing to do with this." Kayoko yelled.
"...Care to explain then?" Kisame asked and perked an eyebrow at her.
"Just freaking untie me already, since that bastard isn't going to do it anyway." Kayoko said as she glared at Kisame.
"And 'do it' would be exactly...what?" Kisame asked as he sat down in front of Kayoko.
"...You know Hoshigaki, I recently heard an interesting rumor...It appears to be that the bigger the shark, the tastier the sharkfin soup is...And I'm really start getting a craving for some soup myself." Kayoko said glaring at him.
Kisame looked up towards Itachi and then looked back towards Kayoko.
"...Kids these days...Fine I'll release you, so quit your whining and threatening to make sharkfin soup out of me..." Kisame said and with a swift swing of his Samehada he cut the ropes lose.
"Finally...geez." Kayoko said as she loosened her wrists.
"Really next time you two plan on having a little private 'interrogation' with eachother do it out of my sight...And if possible keep it down cause it interrupts my sleeping." Kisame stated.
"I really don't know what you're talking about." Kayoko said fierce but her face flushed red anyway.
"Hehehe, Shall I repeat it for you?" Kisame asked grinning, Kayoko gritting her teeth and tightening her fists but still with a red blush on her face.
"Sharkman, let's not upset her today ok? I thought you had something to say to Itachi-san." Dorimaru said.
"Oh yeah Itachi, it's about..."
"It will have to wait." Itachi interrupted Kisame.
"But..." Kisame said.
"If our recent information about Orochimaru having build a new village then there is a possibility that he's going to have participants in the chuunin exam. I'm going to see if I can sneak into Konoha and find information about the Chuunin exam. After all, it starts in a few days from now." Itachi stated.
A short moment of silence between them followed.
"Then, I'm going." Itachi said and jumped off.
"I'll follow him to help out if necessary..." Dorimaru said and followed Itachi.
Itachi took his time to get into Konoha.
After waiting for the guards to pass over the wall section where the former Uchiha clan district was, Itachi jumped over and landed on the other side.
"The Village of Hidden Leaf...It's been a long time..." Itachi thought as he quickly changed his appearance with a simple Henge no Jutsu, not wanting to be detected by any Leaf-nin.
"So they rebuild the Uchiha clan district only without the clan this time...I guess it makes sense..." Itachi thought as he walked trough the streets of the district.
Itachi stopped in front of what used to be his house and what was now one large candy shop.
"...It's pink...don't tell me that..." Itachi muttered as he sneaked around what was once his home.
He quickly made his way to the window that was from his former room.
"..." Itachi silently looked trough the window and sweatdropped at the sight of his room being filled with boxes that contained chocolate bars.
"Hmm...What is he doing? Does he know someone that lives there?" Dorimaru mused as he sat on a rooftop far behind Itachi.
"Come to think of it, I don't really know that much of Itachi's life in Konoha." Dorimaru said and rubbed his chin while pondering about what it might be.
He then noticed Itachi entering the building and he quickly moved closer to him.
"God there's chocolate everywhere...if we still lived here Kayoko would be living in my room instead of at her own house..." Itachi thought as he looked at the huge amount of boxes filles with chocolate bars.
Other then that, Itachi noticed trough the huge ammount of piled up boxes that the walls were bright pink as well. A shiver ran down his spine that this happened to the place where he used to live for 14 years of his life.
He noticed a door leading to the room that used to belong to Sasuke, that wasn't there before. Itachi opened the door and headed in it, wondering what happened to his little brother's room.
Meanwhile Dorimaru was staring trough the window as Itachi entered the other room.
"A...pink room? What the..." Dorimaru thought as he instantly noticed the bright pink walls.
Just when he was about to enter the room as well, a door other then the one Itachi used opened up and two blonde girls wearing pink uniforms walked into the room.
"Uh oh...Doesn't look like this will be very pretty..." Dorimaru thought as the girls now also entered the room Itachi was in.
There was a short moment of silence before all of hell broke loose.
"Kyaaaaaaa!" The girls screamed and after that it went all quiet.
A few moments later Itachi dragged the two girls out of the room, both of them being tied up and gagged. He let out a sigh as he let his Henge no jutsu fade and then with a few quick movements he made the girls float mid air trough the use of shurikens and a couple of wires.
"Ah! You're the fake inspector!" One of the girls tried to say but it sounded more like, "Awh! Yowre duh fwake inspectwar!"
"...I can kill you any moment I want to so if you scream, you're dead...understood?" Itachi asked as he reached with his hand towards the gag that covered their mouth.
The two girls nodded in agreement and so with a couple of swift movements, Itachu ungagged them.
"Now, what exactly did you want to say?" Itachi asked instantly after ungagging them as he stared at the two girls.
Forgetting to retract his hand, one of the girls bit Itachi's hand as hard as she could. Itachi stared at the girl, not even winching from the bite.
"I suggest you let go off me now before I start using this kunai for all it's multiple purposes..." Itachi said as he flicked a kunai out with his other hand.
"That's for getting our shop expelled from that town you little..." The girl said as she let go off Itachi's hand.
"...Shop? Expelled...?" Itachi repeated as he shook life back into his bitten hand.
"Five yeas ago! You remember now, mister 'I'm the inspector'..." The girl glared at Itachi.
"...Five years ago, huh? Inspector...Ah I see. That's where I know your faces from." Itachi said.
"You had us expelled from our town and our salaries were cut in half by Miss. Manager...And now you don't even care? It's all your fault." The girl replied.
"...I find your lack of hatred for me disturbing...also since I'm annoyed by the fact that this room is pink...So I'm going to torture the two of you." Itachi stated, feeling the need for torture for some awkward reason.
"You hate pink! And don't you think being tied up this tight is torture enough! I think you actually made my breasts a cup smaller with this!" The other one finally spoke up.
However, Itachi didn't listen and was busy in his mind to figure out how to let go off all of his frustrations.
"...Hmmm...Torture...Let's see...What can I do..." Itachi mused as he looked around the room.
His eyes stopped at the boxes that were filled with chocolate bars.
"...The two of you...like chocolate?" Itachi asked.
The two girls slightly nodded and stared at him, wondering what he was going to do to torture them.
"Then let's see how long your minds can resist seeing me eat chocolate..." Itachi stated as he grabbed a bar of chocolate out of a randomly selected box. He began chewing it down as the girls blankly stared at him.
"Hm, do you want some already? Are your weak little minds already desiring for chocolate...Now the two of you shall hate..." Itachi started but was interupted by one of the girls.
"Ano..." She said.
"Hm?" Itachi replied as he chewed on more chocolate.
"Why would it torture us to see you eat chocolate?" The girl asked confused.
"...Because you like chocolate, desire chocolate and therefor..." Itachi started but was interupted by the other girl.
"We eat chocolate almost the enitre day, so we have no desire for chocolate that much at work..." She said.
"..." Itachi sweatdropped as Dorimaru did the same as he was watching all of this.
A few moments later Itachi had created a total of three Kage Bunshins and he and each of the bunshins were hold a chocolate bar above the girls' bodies.
"Alright now I shall give you extreme pain, trough melting and heating up this chocolate hot enough to make it liquad and burn onto your skin." Itachi stated and along with his bunshins he exhaled a powerful, yet small and precise flame, melting the chocolate.
The liquad chocolate dropped slowly but steadily off the remaining chocolate and onto the girls' bodies.
"Now you will hate me and...Why are you two enjoying this instead of cringing in pain?" Itachi asked as he removed the chocolate from their bodies when he heard the girls softly moan.
"Hey! What are you stopping for! That felt so good!" One of them exclaimed.
"Not to mention it smelled very nice and chocolate-like." The other one added nodding.
"I wish all the boys smelled like chocolate." The first one sighed.
"Yeah, I'd want a bite of every one of them if they smelled like chocolate." The second one said and sighed as well.
"..." Itachi sweatdropped more and Dorimaru was wondering what Itachi was going to do this time to torture the two girls.
"That's enough, I have enough of physical torture...from now on I'm going to mentally torture you for as long as I can keep up..." Itachi said as he activated his Sharingan.
"Mental...torture?" The girls asked as they blinked at Itachi.
"Tsukuyomi." Itachi said activating his Mangekyou Sharingan ability.
"Why won't my jutsu work on you two?" Itachi asked as his eyes twitched and the girls shrugged in reply.
"What is it supposed to do?" One of them asked.
Itachi sat down on the ground indian style and closed his eyes as they still twitched.
"It's a special genjutsu I aqquired that is supposed to let me and whoever I'm looking at enter the world of Tsukuyomi, where I can control time, space and even the mass of objects. It's where I'm supposed to take a person's mind tom netally torture them...But why won't it work on you two?" Itachi pondered out loud.
The girls looked at Itachi, who was still pondering and was twitching with his eyes, and then looked at eachother in confusion.
"I don't recall having a mind..." The second girl said.
"Me neither..." The first one replied.
"..." Itachi and Dorimaru sweatdropped to no limit until Itachi stood up from the ground.
His eyes twitched and his head was acting spastically.
"So... you two...think you are able to escape my needs for torture...right?" Itachi asked while still being spastic.
The two girls looked at eachother and then shook their heads.
"Well you won't escape...my wra----th!" Itachi exclaimed as he turned around towards the bunch of stapled up boxes filled with chocolate bars and used Amaterasu on it, destroying each and every single bar of chocolate stored there, not to mention the fact that the pink wall was less pink now.
"No----! You killed our chocolate!" The girls wailed and started crying waterfalls of tears.
"I did it! Muwhahaha! I tortured them! They're suffering! Now! If you want to hate me, detest me, kill me and live in an unsightly way...struggle and break free and cling onto your precious chocolate." Itachi then let out a evil laughter that didn't really fit him.
"You're a cruel cruel man!" The girls wailed as they continued crying and Itachi continued laughing.
Itachi then noticed a shocked Dorimaru sitting with wide eyes in front of the window, making Itachi stop his outburst of laughter, cough once before walking towards the window. Once he had climbed out of it he looked straight forward.
"...Exactly how much of this all have you seen?" Itachi asked nonchalant.
"...Everything..." Dorimaru answered as he still somewhat shocked looked at Itachi.
"If you tell anyone about this, you understand I'll have to make you go trough horrible pains, right...?" Itachi asked.
"If you ever laugh like that again I'll tell, if not I won't..." Dorimaru replied.
"...Understood. Now..." Itachi said and let out a cough.
"Let's go." Itachi stated calmly as he changed into his disguise with a Henge no Jutsu and then quickly headed off with Dorimaru back towards camp.
Soon after they were back at their camp that was conceiled in the depth of the forest that surrounded the walls of Konohagakure.
"Took you long enough." Kayoko stated while sitting up high on a tree branch as Itachi and Dorimaru entered camp.
"Yeah." Itachi replied and looked up to Kayoko.
"What is it?" Kayoko asked.
"Nothing special." Itachi replied.
"Itachi, just so you know...Neechan pretty much will preach your ass for doing other things before listening to what she has to say." Kisame stated. who was leaning against a tree.
"I know, Then I'll go talk to her now and then we'll talk about it, Kisame." Itachi stated.
"My, my...No need to hurry with that last. From what I've heard there's little business to discuss for us at the moment...We have our time. Though she wanted to give the new mission directly to you instead of me." Kisame replied as he lowered his hat a bit and sat down on the ground to rest a bit.
"...Then I'll hurry anyway..." Itachi stated and walked off into the woods to gain some distance from camp and make contact with Neesan.
"Take your time Itachi, I'll need to prepare lunch in a while anyway." Kisame stated, hoping that Itachi would still hear it.
Itachi walked to a small open location in the forest, far enough from the camp to not have Dorimaru or Kayoko hear anything. Though they were all part of the Akatsuki, only the nine members were allowed to receive certain mission details and other business, while other matters where allowed to be openly discussed.
Itachi flashed trough the handseals and a few moments a shadow appeared in front of him with a pair of golden eyes staring at him.
"Finally came huh, Itachi?" Neesan said in a somewhat deformed voice.
"Hah, Sorry to make you wait...What is it that you want to discuss?" Itachi asked.
"Arashi-sama has told me to let you know a couple of things. First of all your team is assigned to watch over the Kyuubi Jinchuuriki during the chuunin exam. We've received rumors that the Shukaku of the Sand's Jinchuuriki will also be attending to the chuunin exam. We could gain some interesting information from their performance among...other things. However you are not yet to capture either of them. Appearantly Orochimaru's recently Hidden Village of Sound is also attending and said snake might be around as well then...Thus any notification of the Akatsuki's presence should be avoided. I doubt I need to explain to you why right?" Neesan replied.
"No need to, obviously that snake would somehow send a message to Konoha then of dangerous S ranked criminals sneaking around their exam and wage war against us...Or something along those lines..." Itachi stated.
"Hah...We have no idea what his goals are but Arashi-sama strictly told me that the Akatsuki must be invisible to the world for a bit longer as he's still perfecting that jutsu...However, you are still to monitor the Jinchuuriki during the exams and seeing how you and Hoshigaki Kisame might stand out too much I suggest sending one of your subordinates...Also if the Jinchuuriki are proven to be a direct threat compared to our strength, capture them immediately. If you judge that they aren't even able to do some huge damage to you on their own, there is no need to capture them immediately if trouble arrives." Neesan reported.
"Then...The first two exams aren't something special...If they are strong they'll get trough it rapidly and the third exam is in approxtimately one month's time...Shouldn't we be doing other missions?" Itachi asked.
"No...Not yet...But you are right to a certain point...The main exam is still far away and the second one is amusing to judge their skills though. One person should be enough to monitor them for the five days the exam lasts. The remaining three of you should keep out of any possible sight of Konoha-nin. After the five days of the exam are over, contact me or Arashi-sama again and we'll have a mission ready for you to pass time for the coming month." Neesan said and then disappeared.
"One person to monitor them, huh..." Itachi said as he turned around and headed back towards camp, knowing that he'd have something to discuss with Kisame later on.
A/N: Yeah..So I kinda forgot to add a couple of things I should've, also to edit the grammar a bit more...
First of all, yaay for Kayo-chan! For without her this chapter wouldn't exist! Really she created the main part of it. I only needed to edit it because it was already made at the beginning of the story or so and therefor needed to be edited due to events in LotU ofcourse. Though the Itachi torture thing and the stats given at the beginning are all mine, the rest of the chappy goes to Kayo-chan, so yay for her:)
Now for what Arsenel said in a previous review about the shotgun thing being pointed at me by Kayo-chan if I didn't write (well aside from whenI have a legit reason like schoolwork XP) An msn convo between me and Kayo-chan
Me: You know, someone reviewed and said that you should use something other then a shotgun
Me: Cause you might shoot both my arms off and then I couldn't write at all anymore...
Kayo-chan: Whoever said I was aiming near your arms...you have legs too.
Me: Yeah...but if you 'accidentally' miss there...I'd rather like to keep that part of me withuntil I die XP and even after that I'd rather not lose it
Kayo-chan: Hehehe (grins)
Me:I think you want me to write now too instead of doing other things right?
Kayo-chan: (nods and points shotgun at legs)
That was about it I guess XP It ain't percisely everything but I don't have the logs with me right now. Ow well XP
Till next time people, and don't forget to review XP