Dean: * smiles* Hey, readers. Usually Paw would be doing this but...well...* looks at Cas*
Castiel: I warned her...
Dean: Well, Paw's took a little vacation down in Hell.
Sam: Flying Castiel airlines!
Dean: So, we're taking over as hosts.
Gabriel: And I was somehow dragged into this...
Dean: Nobody invited you.
Gabriel: Well, I kinda like it here.
Sam: Whatever, on with the show!
Damon: * tied to a chair* This is bullshit.
Stefan: * tied to a chair as well* I agree.
Dean: Nobody asked you people to speak.
Sheldon: This is nonsense.
Dean: You would be tied to a chair too, but Sam likes you.
Sam: It's cuz he's smart.
Dean: Suurree it is.
Sam: …
Dean: Okay, so lets start with the reviews, first up is Dawnie-7. Cas? You mind reading the review?
Castiel: * takes paper* ' :O Sheldon is coming? I will love you forever for this. And I swear I'm trying to keep up with this as fast as I can. Perhaps I should dip my hand into the jar of crazy pills for a little more energy...again, just a thought.'
Sam: * holds out jar* Feel free.
Dean: Don't go offering drugs to people Sam. You're a hunter not a drug dealer.
Gabriel: Maybe he is...
Castiel: Sam is not a drug dealer...
Gabriel: * pats Castiel's head* Your so silly, little bro.
Castiel: * awkward glance* ' SHELDON! I'M SOOO HAPPY! Oh and Locke, loooow, so very, very low.'
Sam: * pats Sheldon's back* It looks like you have a fan.
Sheldon: Stop touching me...
Sam: * withdraws his hand*
Locke: What? It was true!
Boone: No it wasn't!
Locke: Yes it was!
Locke and Boone: * Fights*
Castiel: ' Oh what the hell. Damon you look FAB. But in case you're not feeling your usual confident self, and I can't imagine why you wouldn't, here's some wet wipes.'
Damon: I'm feeling just peachy-
Dean: You stole my word, bitch!
Damon: Whatever. But what I really need is a pair of scissors...* Looks at Gabe* And some ropes to keep Loki at bay.
Gabriel: * smirks*
Castiel: ' Stefan, okay dude look. I know you're still a bit bitter about the whole pregancy thing (not with Rocky but with you and Damon.) but look on the bright side, it could be worse. Believe me it could be worse. I've seen it. Hell, there's one out there as we speak involving a lust spell between you two, and nither of you are resisting the temptation very well. In fact, I've got the new chapter in my mail box and I'm pretty sure you're about to cave. Just saying...'
Dean: Paw would have said that she had read that...but she's not here.
Stefan: * looks at Damon* I'm...I'm scared...
Damon: Stop being a sissy. I would slap you, but, you know, the ropes.
Dean: * smiles*
Castiel: ' And again Sheldon, you're too, too awesome. Star Trek t-shirt and request to Cas to have Will Weaton smitted.'
Sheldon: Thank you.
Castiel: I'll work on that.
Dean: I wonder what Paw did to you.
Castiel: She...well, it's a long story.
Sam: Why don't you share?
Castiel: Maybe later...
Sam: Whatever, carry on then.
Castiel: ' *knock knock* Sheldon *knock knock* Sheldon *knock knock* Sheldon * knock knock*'
Sheldon: For Gods shakes, what?
Castiel: ' Ha! I just love you man! I must say, even more than Damon right now. (Sorry!) I just don't know what I'll do in a few weeks when you two are on the same night. If you're on at the same time I'm just gonna die. How can I choose?'
Damon: I have competition with that? * sways head towards Sheldon*
Sheldon: Apparently you do.
Damon: …* shakes his head*
Castiel: ' Hugs for everybody else.' Now Sam will take over for the next reviewer.
Sam: Okay! This is from Vampirewithasecret, who says ' Damon I love you and all but thats not sad! Everyones just jealous that she has such an awesome storY! *hugs again* I like it here.'
Gabriel: Me too.
Damon: I would hug you back but I'm tied to a CHAIR!
Dean: Oh shut up, it could be worse.
Damon: How could it get any worse than-
Gabriel: * clears his throat*
Damon: Ooohh...right.
Sam: ' Stefan...you look like Edward Cullen...what can is say? That's enough of an insult there.'
Stefan: Yeah, well, you look like...Come back to me on that and I will tell you my witty remark!
Damon: She just called you Edward Cullen, the poor excuse for a vampire.
Stefan: Yeah, well, she loves you! * sniffles* I want some love, bring Paw back you bastards!
Castiel: She'll climb out.
Sam: Okay, well that's it from Vampirewithasecret. I'll pass it on to-
Gabriel: Me! * takes paper*
Sam: Well I was going to say Dean but...
Gabriel: ' It is just 9:30pm here Paw...But we are seeing the dot...I hope it gets bigger closer to midnight...Awesome chap as always...The chap before it...I had tears running down my cheeks and could not stop laughing...I read it twice...'
Dean: I'll have to tell Paw when she gets back.
Gabriel: ' Tell Stefan I am soooo sorry that Cas sent him to hell...That was not on the list..But did he get to see any familiar faces down there?'
Stefan: It's okay, but oddly enough, I saw Katherine. O.o
Damon: Really?
Stefan: * nods* Yeah, she said some stupid angel smote her down there.
Castiel: * raises hands* It wasn't me.
Everyone: * Looks at Gabe*
Gabriel: Hey, I may be an ex-archangel but that bitch deserved it!
Dean: Uh...
Gabriel: ' Tell Boone Sweet loving as always...Glad I could make him scream...'
Dean: * looks at Boone* Really?
Boone: * blushes*
Sam: * chuckles*
Gabriel: ' Sam and Dean I will take you to the back room next time...I would love to make a sandwhich with them...I would be in the middle of course...hehe'
Castiel: I feel impure...
Dean: Dude.
Sam: You've...
Castiel: Shut up.
Sam: Okay.
Gabriel: ' Jack and Locke I am guessing that Locke won...If he did, did you enjoy being his bitch?'
Jack: No! I didn't! He's eeevvviiillll!
Locke: Mwahahahaha
Jack: * cowers*
Gabriel: ' Cas a box of French chocolates...Be careful, they will make you horny as hell... Smiles and winks...'
Dean: Looks like he's going to have some fun tonight!
Sam: * laughs*
Castiel: …* take chocolates*
Sam: Be careful Cas...
Castiel: I'm always careful.
Gabriel: ' Paw...the next part will be tricky...It is for Damon... thought I would pop in and let him have his revenge if he can...I am a Druid witch...Way older than him...He is 150 yrs old and I am, well lets just say Merlin is my Uncle...We believe in peace over war, but when pushed we kick ass...'
Damon: Bring her in!
South: * walks in*
Dean: Watch out, Cas is horny.
Castiel: I haven't eaten any of them yet!
South: * turns to Damon* If I did not like you, I would not put you through hell all the time...It is so much more fun than professing my undying love for you or that I think that you are sooo freaking sexy...Where is the fun in that...hmmmm?
Damon: Well...if you let me out of this chair I could show you how fun I can be. * winks*
Dean: If he stood out of that chair I have given Cas permission to smite his pretty ass straight to Hell. Let Alastair deal with ya'.
Stefan: * screams* No not Alastair! No! * crys* No! NO! No!
Damon: Stefan...
Stefan: NOOOO!
Damon: STEFAN!
Stefan: huh? What?
Damon: Calm down.
Stefan: okay.
Gabriel: Well, that's all the reviews.
Paw: * runs in* YOU SON OF A BITCH! * tackles Cas*
Dean: O.O
Castiel: Whoa, hey there. * smiles*
Paw: * confused look*
Dean: He uh...* shows french chocolate box*
Paw: Oh...that's...* gets off him*
Sam: You okay...Paw?
Paw: No. No I'm not OKAY! I dragged myself out of Hell!
Sam: * smiles* Welcome to the club.
Dean: I had a little help...
Castiel: Well, at least you learned your lesson.
Paw: Yeah. Never trade Castiel's chocolates for hard candy ever again.
Damon: Can you untie me...
Paw: ...nah. You'll be okay. * Turns to Cas* See, this is why I like Crowley better.
Castiel: You still love me. You know you do.
Paw: * walks off*
Dean: Okay, well, Pawprints25 and her gang are signing off for now. We would like to thank Dawnie-7, Vampirewithasecret, and SouthernHemmy for reviewing.
Sam: Love.
Gabriel: Tranquility.
Castiel: And-
Paw: * shouts* Who stole my chocolates?
Castiel: * runs*
Gabriel: I'mma stay here for a little bit.
Sheldon: This is insanity.
Dean: Well what did you expect?
Castiel: AHHH!
Paw: * chases him with a hockey stick* GET BACK HERE!