Author's Note: I don't know if there actually is a jerk going around flaming people, considering how mean and insensitive some buttholes are I can only guess there are. And since there may be some people out there who do nothing but flame, I can only guess that they may include the word flame in their name. So if the new author introduced happens to resemble any existing authors in anyway, that was unintentional, but I do not apologize. If you're actually like that, then you're mean and need a life.

Anyway, again, if the jerk in this story resembles any actual puss filled boils on this site, then that wasn't intended, I just tried to create someone who seemed like a piece of crap, any resemblances to actual diarrhea eaters is strictly coincidental.

Gah I am not liking this chapter so much.

Anyway, I'm starting school so I WILL BE BUSY!

Orochimaru was outraged, why this review was even worse than the crap that PennameHere was always comiong up with. The vulgarities would make even that jerkwad Sai blush! How could anyone be so cruel? Orochimaru was almost in tears, the review was so mean, I'll spare you from reading the worst of it.

FlamingUp

This oozing rectal wart you try to pass off as a story was the worst thing I have ever read in my life. It's short, lacks detail, and has everyone completely out of character. It isn't even good enough to pass as a crack fic. It seems almost as if you write this story by taking a dump on your keyboard and allowing your magical turd to do all the work for you. I once had a wart on my (bleep) that leaked blood and it could have written something better than this. Keep on writing this crap, I look forward to having something to flame. Stuff like this piece of ass waste is the only reason I get up in the morning.

Orochimaru kept crying as he read the rest of the review. 'I'm going to use that new computer virus Kabuto created, the one that kills.'

Sai checked out the newest review for his Truth or Dare story.

He remained emotionless as he read the review.

FlamingUp

Is this piece of filth what you call humor? I haven't laughed this hard in...wait, I ws not laughing at all at this humorless piece of fecal matter. It is a dingleberry desperately clinging to the anus of this site. I hope you do the right thing and remove it sometime soon, it is not a pretty sight.

Sai began plotting in his sick and twisted ninja mind.

Kabuto collapsed on his bed, crying rivers of tears. How could anyone be so mean?

FlamingUp

This story makes me want to vomit and then write a 50,000 word essay on the vomit. Undoubtedly, my essay will be less sickening to read then this poorly written lemon. Sure, Orochimaru uses snakes, we get it, at least use some other euphemism at some point or this story will get boring. Oh wait, it did. Not that it would have been good anyway, seeing as you have the writing talent of a three year old llama.

'You will pay,' thought Kabuto.

FlamingUp sat at home at his computer, scratching his itchy behind. The thirty-year-old man was laughing at the things he had written,. thinking that he was being funny in some way. Really, he was just being a jerk.

"Do you want some dinner?" His mom called out.

"No thanks," he answered back.

He thought life wasn't going too bad, but things were about to go horribly wrong for him.

"Oooh, an email!" He gasped excitedly, reading the subject title: Hot Anime Henati!

He clicked on it excitedly, hoping for something good. What he got was a virus. His screen flashed brightly, entrancing him. It was a deadly new computer virus, the graphics were capable of causing your nervous system to shut down, thus killing you. He could tell the end was coming. That's when someone saved his life. Namahagetecno appeared out of nowhere, tackling him to the ground.

"Who are you?" FlamingUp asked, thankful to have been saved. "Thanks for saving me.

"My name is Namahagetecno," he said with a smile.

"You mean you're..." The man gasped in fear.

"Yeah, the guy you flamed. I only saved you so that I could hurt you badly..."

The man's screams of pain echoed throughout the night.

Namahagetecno returned to the hideout, smiling.

"So how did it go, Nama?" BoogiepopShippuden asked.

Nama simply smiled and said, "I had fun. So is it tea time?" He asked.

BoogiepopShippuden nodded.

Hinata heard her door open, she turned her head to see Namahagetecno there, holding a cup of tea. "I brought this for you," he said, setting it on her dresser. "It's really good," he said, "you should try some."

"Thank you," she said, standing up to grab the cup. Her steps were awkward, as if she wasn't putting all of her effort into moving. Her eyes were watery, she was about to cry. She kept moving but tripped, landing in Nama's arms. She buried her head in his chest, sobbing. "Please, I know what you're trying to do, don't hurt Naruto," she begged. "If he got hurt because of me I would never forgive myself," her tears kept falling to the floor.

Namahagetecno sighed, she was really starting to get to him. That's when he noticed something wrong. Nama pushed Hinata into a wall, causing her to poof. "Damn," he swore, "she was a kagebunshin. She must have been practicing while she was locked up. So where's the real one?"

He ran out of the room, determined to find the missing kunoichi.

"What's wrong?" NekoDoodle asked as she saw Namahagetecno running by.

"Hinata's escaped and we need to find her!" Nama called back.

"I'll get right on it." She answered.

Hinata had snuck out of the headquarters through shear luck, and now she was running for der life, darting through the forest. 'I have to get back to Konoha,' she thought desperately to herself. 'I can't let Naruto get hurt trying to save me.'

TBC- Whenever I feel Like! :P

Sorry it wasn't that great, and there weren't any stories this chapter, just flames. But we did get some progress in the main story. So that's good, right?

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