AN: this is a really early chapter because i was excitted about this one. you will see why i am excited about it but not until a few chapters later. i hope all of you have a great morning..

the next day was saturday which was when they held detention. i got there early to show that i am a very good student and not a rude perion who would skip class on purpse.

laura was there second because she wanted to talk to me.

"how did you even know i got detention" i asked?

she said that everys tudent got texted the list of all the students wth detention over the weekend.

the teacher for detention was doctor scratch, who had a globe-like head, green suit on and spoke with a sexy irish accent.

he had a teachers assistant who was damara. she didnt speak but was mopping the floors (there was paint all over because doc scratch is a art teacher) ad when she missed a spot he would spank her hard. i think she liked it but she pretended to hate it. he never thanked her. very rudely filed his nails and he while we sat and waited.

on the board he wrote "detention for naughty chldren." john walked in, read the text and gulped. he was scared he was pgoing to get spanked probablly.

i wanted to make the room lighter and happier so i jokingly asked dr. scratch "are you even a real doctor" and he said he had a phD in whooping ass so i ddnt ask him questions any more

damara intentionally spilled paint on the floor and shook her ass and dr. scratch told her he was going to lock her in a closet.

,mr hussie walked in eating a tuna sandwich with bbq chips and cucumer lices. "sup" he said to doctor scratch casually. he looked at the group of students (there were more of us) and shook his head saying "what a patehtic bunch of losers.) he pointe d to me especially and said "this one skipped my class for no apparent rason and she desnt even come in unless its tuesday. also she was banging dave strider in the supply closet"

i screamed "THAT ISNT TRUE" everyone was laughng at me at john who was daves ex looked hurt

"stacia is that true"

"no im a virgin!"

this made hussie laugh even harder "ww what a loser" he foffered scratch some o f his sadnwich and them doc scratch helpfully pointed out "dude i ahve no mouth" and hussie said "i know i just like to remind you"

he walked away and put a post it note on scratches desk. it was small but i havd 20/20 vision so icould tell it said "dont ever give vriska detention you piece of shit"

wow he was so biased. i wanted to report him but i knew i couldnt.

laura when i turned around laura was comforting a crying john and assuring him i never had se with dave. he was nodding and yo could just tell that he was believing her.

then dace walked in and he was playin rap music on his ipod so loud we all could hear it. doc scratch confiscated his ipod and dave got very angry. he sat next to john and then john moved silently without saying a word.

"wow rue" said dave

john glared at him.

just then the door opened and suddenly everything smelled like black licorice. eridan was here.