Before the trial can begin, Donald and Goofy are required to fill out a sheet of paper with their information. A moment that I dread just due to how easily something so simple can screw up.

Current Location: Waiting Room, "Judge Doom" Memorial Courthouse, Disney Town

Timeframe: After KHII;Before Re:coded

Word Count: 459 words.


Twelve Angry Little Goofs III - Rock McKickass

"Your full name is really thatlong?" asked an impatient Donald. The duo had finally made it to the courthouse, by were required to fill out a piece of paper to certify their citizenship. The wizard had finished his, and was becoming fed up with how long the knight was taking.

"Are ya sayin' yours isn't?" queried Goofy as he looked up from his paper, his left eyebrow raised.

" 'Course it isn't! Because my parents weren't actin' ridiculous when they named me!" Donald crossed his arms with a stubborn look, as if his family was better by default due to shorter names.

"Gawrsh, well, if ya think you're so great. Let me see what you wrote down on yours 'den, ahyuck!" Goofy snatched the paper while the duck's guard was down. Donald didn't even realize it had disappeared from his grip until seconds later.

Upon reading the paper, Goofy became suddenly baffled. Almost all of Donald's answers consisted of made-up nonsense.

"W-what? ! Donald! You put your name down as Rock McKickass? !"

Donald placed his hands on his hips and scowled at what he believed was another example of Goofy's inferior intelligence, "Wak! Of course I did! What did you put down for your name?"

"What are ya yappin' on about? We were supposed to put our real names!"

"Huh? Wait. You mean, we weren't supposed to make a name up?"

"Gawrsh, of course not! Donald, you could go to jail for this kind of stuff. It's fraud, ya know. Besides, even if you were trying to make it look fake. At least be more convincin', I don't think they would take 123 Neverland Ave. as a serious answer..."

"Wak! Why didn't ya tell me before! Gimmie 'dat pencil, I need to erase my answers 'den!"

Goofy was about to hand over the pencil, when it dawned upon the two that the pencil was of the classical kind that was produced without an eraser of any sort. "Uhh, Donald?"

"Ahh, ya Goofy?"

"This pencil...Doesn't have an uhh-."

"An eraser?"

"Yup."

"Aaaaaaaaah!" Donald scramled around the waiting room, making a mockery out of himself in front of the other to be jury members. If he didn't do something quick, he would be forever known in prison as "Rock McKickass, the guy who still buys pencils without erasers."

Goofy heaved a sigh, he decided he would let Donald scream and make a fool out of himself while he solved the situation himself. Apparently Donald had overlooked the solution of crossing out your answers.

Which is what the knight did in the midst of his wizard friend panicking. (Only to have the frantic romp end when the duck collided with a vending machine on accident.)