Another little update :}

Amara - Cyprus! Can I come? *pouty face* You're so lucky -.- Well, we ARE supercool ass-kicking sorcerers! Yeah..

Tariana - Same, I think her and Sam are cute together, but her and Puck are best together :') And you totally got the supermegafoxyawesomehot thing right! Ahaha, a Fletch v. Kurt runway show...I have to write that now xD I got a Chris babes bobblehead YAYY :DD

I Two TheAlleyCat - Aw thankyou! I'm really glad you like it :)

Onyx Sprita - Whoot! I'm pretty sure your OC will be epic ;) Can I get a kebab?

Valkyrie grinned as she rocked her daughter. She had just given birth an hour ago and couldn't believe it.

She was gorgeous.

She had a tiny heart-shaped face, with full lips, button nose and huge dark eyes. Her hair colour was the same as Fletcher's, which slightly annoyed Valkyrie as he would probably boast about it for months and then try to smother her hair with gel.

Fletcher wasn't here right now - he was in London visiting old friends - but as soon as he heard she knew he would be back. Tanith appeared at her right hand side and gently took the baby. ''Val, you need some sleep. I can look after her for now.'' Valkyrie smiled at her friend and patted her daughter's head. ''Thanks, Tanith.'' ''Anytime. Though you should know that if I'm not Godmother I shall kick your ass.'' Valkyrie laughed again as she fell asleep.

Valkyrie yawned as she woke up, streched and smiled as she saw her baby beside her. She picked her up, and grinned as her blonde best friend entered the room. ''Val, he's here!'' Tanith squeeled. Valkyrie giggled along with her, ecstatic that Fletcher was about to see their child.

However, it wasn't Fletcher that entered the room.

A man, looking to be about twenty-eight and with baggy jeans flicked his hair back. He was an unhealthy white colour and wore the kind of gangster clothes Fletcher and Skulduggery loved. Druggie was the first thing that came to Valkyrie's mind.

''Hey baybee, sorry I'm late mah dealer was being a dewsh-bag and I was like fukket, so's dat mah little girl?'' Oh crap, he is a druggie. Valkyrie looked to Tanith for help, but the Adept was smiling proudly at her. ''Tanith, this isn't Fletcher,'' she whispered.

Tanith looked at her with a confused expression. ''Val, Fletcher was killed four years ago in the Belfast case, remember?'' Valkyrie gasped. ''But, he wasn't, he was in London and he was coming back because I gave birth and then this mug walked in-'' ''Hey,'' the mug protested, ''-and I don't know what's happening!'' Tanith leant down and smoothed her friend's forehead as a nurse entered the room.

''It's ok Val, you've just had a long day. Let Bobby take care of your baby.'' ''My kid's daddy is called Bobby! That's even worse than Fletcher!'' Bobby the frat-boy picked up her daughter and Valkyrie started struggling to sit up. ''No, give her back! Tanith, don't let him! WHERE'S FLETCHER? I want Fle-'' her yells were slowly cut off as the sedative the nurse had put in her drip took effect.

Valkyrie wrenched up on the sofa at Ghastly's, panting hard. Skul and Leo were watching TV and Fletcher was beside her listening to his iPod. ''Fletcher,'' she gasped, ''where am I? This isn't the hospital? Where's my baby?'' Fletcher's head snapped around to look at her. ''Baby? Oh shit, you're pregnant! Skulduggery's gonna kill me!''

She shook her head. ''No, I was in hospital, and I gave birth, and the father was some pimp-'' ''Ah, I'm definitely the dad then.'' She scowled at him then relaxed back down onto the sofa. ''It's fine, it was just a bad dream...''

In the kitchen, Tanith and Ghastly high-fived. Ghastly pushed the bottle of hallucinogenic pills down into his pocket. ''Best. April Fool. EVER,'' he chuckled.

What the hell was this?

I honestly don't know.