"Know Your Stars: The Total Drama Edition"
Rated T
Disclaimer: I do not own the entire Total Drama series or All That. Or the Know Your Stars sketches.
Chapter 37: Mr. Coconut
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..." The announcer echoed once again as a coconut with eyes and a carved mouth, not to mention messy green hair had taken the hot seat. Most weirdly, it happened to be Mr. Coconut.
"Mr. Coconut... he's Owen's gay lover!"
No response from Mr. Coconut, but strangely, just like a ghost controlling him, Mr. Coconut shook his head no.
"Mr. Coconut... his hair is made out of Marijuana!"
Mr. Coconut shook his head no at this statement coming from the announcer again.
"Mr. Coconut... his shell was made from dried skin shavings!"
Mr. Coconut once again shook his head no.
"Mr. Coconut... the best Total Drama competitor of all time!"
And finally, Mr. Coconut had nodded his head yes. At least the announcer got one fact right about him.
"And now you know... Mr. Coconut!" The announcer exclaimed proudly as Mr. Coconut looked at him real angrily. And then Mr. Coconut focused right at the camera backing away from him with a smile and a nod. "Yes. Nod Mr. Coconut. Noooooood..."
Wow, that was much more weirder than the Know Your Stars segment made about Pickle Boy. If you don't know what this chapter was referenced to, check this out: watch?v=eIHDC1MaRrg, and stop at 7:18. You'll see what I mean.
Next up will finally be Ezekiel! Will it be the last time? Find out right after you read and review! Woo woo woo, you know it!