For you sick minded people out there, -winks-, the title isn't exactly what it means.

Anyway, update during school hours! Reason is, we got a snow day today. All the buses were cancelled and such, so I decided to stay home even though I could have gone. No point though in going. School is boring and I'd rather update. 8D

Screwed

"Where the Hell were you?"

I got off of the ground and turned around. "I should be asking you the same thing," I growled, glaring at the dark man that was holding the blond child close by.

"While you were jumping off of waterfalls, I was watching your brother."

"I wasn't just 'jumping off of waterfalls'," I said back tauntingly.

"Then how come you're soaked?"

"Because I felt like swimming!" I replied, sticking out my tongue.

"Funny," he said dully. "So what were you actually doing?"

"Talking to a Zora," I replied.

"You were talking a lot then. We've spent a lot of time here... So, now where are we going?" He still seemed a little bit agitated with me.

"Have you showed everything to Colin?"

Colin nodded, smiling up at me. "We saw Prince Ralis too."

"So, where next, Link?" Dark asked, still sounding irritated.

I frowned. "You choose."

"Lake Hylia," he answered wryly.

"Dark, you need stop being –"

He cut me off. "No, I don't. You pushed me off the waterfall," he hissed, "We left Colin up there all alone."

"It was just for a moment, Dark. You got back up there right away!"

"Can you guys stop arguing?" Colin intervened. "Make up, now."

"Fine..." Dark growled. He pulled me into a tight hug and he rested his chin on my shoulder.

"Dark –"

"Let me finish..." he murmured still holding me tightly. I kept my arms straight to my body, not hugging him back.

"We're in –"

"I don't care.

"Stop." I shoved him away from me, brushing myself off. The corner of my lip pulled up, showing my teeth and I growled. "I don't want others to know."

"LINK LOVES –!" he hollered. I panicked, slapping my hand over his mouth. He screamed 'DARK LINK!' but it came out really muffled.

"What is wrong with you?" I whispered harshly. I pulled my hand away for a moment.

"I was just showing my love for you, Link, Hero of Twilight!" he said loudly. All of the Zoras nearby stopped what they were doing and stared at us. My eyes went wide and I slapped my hand over his mouth again. He pulled my arm away and yelled, "That's right! I LOVE HIM!" This time I didn't cover him mouth. I just stood there.

Oh, I could tell he was really mad. Why else would he be doing this? All I did was shove him off of a waterfall, and that wasn't even that bad. It was the stupidest reason to be angry ever.

I looked across the waters noticing Drakier standing there with another male Zora. He was looking at me questioningly as well as the other Zora, trying to figure out what they had just heard. Maybe that was the Zora that he loved?

"I LOVE YOU, LINK!" Dark hollered, pulling me into his chest.

I snarled, trying to push him away. I was furious with him. Drakier looked shocked. I watched his lips move: 'You and him?', they seemed to ask. I nodded sadly. He noticed my expression and I watched him dive into the water. I watched his gleaming body swerve through the water and he surfaced the water, showering us in it.

"Hey, could you let him go?" Drakier said to Dark. His emerald eyes looked fierce.

"I love him though," he replied mockingly. He pressed his cheek hard against mine.

"He doesn't seem to love you at the moment..." Drakier growled, climbing out of the water. He stood up straight, staring down – wait – down at us? He was a lot taller than us. He could have been at least six and a half feet tall. "Could you let him go?" His long hair made him look even more dangerous.

"What is he to you?" Dark growled up at him. Even though Dark was short, he still looked as frightening.

"Just a friend," he snarled at Dark.

"Good," Dark hissed. "Because he's mine. And I don't want you near him."

"I can go near him anytime I want to!"

"I won't let you."

"How could you stop me, shrimp?"

"I may be short, but I'm a lot tougher than you think." Dark's eyes were narrowed and he pulled away from me. I could tell he was really angry now.

"Try me, bud." Drakier raised his hands, curling them into fists.

Dark threw a punch at the angry Zora and I dove between them, taking Dark's fist to my face. My face jerked back from the impact and I groaned in pain.

"You'd rather protect this asshole than your boyfriend?" Dark snarled at me.

"Don't call me an –" Drakier grunted, as I held him back, trying to stop the fight from escalating.

"Drakier, be reasonable," I murmured, still holding him back. I looked over at Colin. He stood off to the side, watching all of this. He shouldn't have been watching this. Drakier stopped forcing against me and I let him go.

"That's right..." Dark taunted, cracking his knuckles. "... be afraid."

"I'm not afraid!" Drakier yelled.

"Stop." I turned around, pulling the Zora into a tight hug. "Please stop."

"Link, I –" He didn't finished. I looked up at him and he blushed down at me.

I felt some hands forcefully pull me back and I felt a hand fly across my left cheek. "Link! What the Hell?" Dark yelled at me.

Already in pain from receiving Dark's punch, I held my ground. Caressing my damaged cheek, I smirked. "I thought close friends were able to hug," I said mockingly.

"You're close friends with this fish?"

"I'm a Zora, thank you very much," Drakier mumbled, rolling his eyes.

I nodded. "I like him."

"I thought you liked me!" he hissed, looking like he wanted to knock me out.

"I like him as a friend, Dark!" I exclaimed uselessly. "I don't love him!"

"He seems to like you," Dark said simply.

"I-I don't like him!" Drakier blushed. "I've only just met him!"

"You asshole! You're blushing!" Dark went at him with his fists again. I stood in the way.

"Stop!" I hollered, grabbing his hands.

"You're... mine." He panted at me.

"I know."

"Then let me teach this fish a lesson!"

"No!"

Dark pulled his right fist out of my grip and punched me in the face yet again. I held my jaw, growling at him. I punched him back.

"Link..." He held his cheek as well. "Why?"

"You won't hurt my friend."

He warped behind me right in front of Drakier. I grabbed the back of Dark's tunic and I tugged him back into a head lock.

"Stop," I said into his ear. "We don't need to fight for no reason." I kept my arm around his throat and he looked up at me, baring his teeth. He slammed himself against me, knocking me down. I wrapped my foot around his ankle pulling him down on top of me. He got onto his hands and knees, pinning me down. He made a fist but didn't hit me. I flinched, closing my eyes.

"I'm sorry." He sighed. "I'm so sorry..."

I slowly opened my eyes, staring up at his face. I cocked an eyebrow.

"I didn't mean it."

He leaned in towards my face and took me into a kiss. My eyes went wide. I tried pushing him off, but it was no use. I felt like crying. Everyone knew. It was bound to get out from the start. But the sad thing was that I started kissing him back in front of everyone. I couldn't control myself. My anger went from despair and to the need to be one with Dark again in an instant.

He pulled back, looking at me sadly. He started crying.

"I'm s-so sorry!" He pulled me into a really tight hug, pulling me to sit up. My eyes were wide. "I just..." He covered his mouth. "Oh no!"

"Dark?"

"S-sorry!" he whispered quickly. He jumped back. I stayed on the ground, looking up at him carefully.

"Link?" Drakier called to me. I looked up at him. "Why didn't you tell me?" I looked at him in confusion. "Why didn't you tell me you like males?"

"I – didn't want anyone to know..." I said quietly. He picked me up and hugged me tightly.

"I don't care. We're still friends."

I smiled, hugging him back.

"Link..." Dark's voice called from behind me. I let go of Drakier and turned around. "Can we g-go, please?" I nodded. "I am sorry, Drakier..." he whispered. Drakier nodded, crossing his arms.

"See ya, Link," Drakier murmured. "I hope you come to see me soon."

"Will do. I promise you. Tell me how it goes with your friend."

He nodded, grinning crookedly.

0o0o0o0o0

"We need to talk. And I don't care if Colin is here or not," I stated. Dark sat down on the grass and Colin crawled on his lap. I stayed standing.

"Before you say anything –" he paused, wrapping his arms around Colin. "– I know I'm in trouble."

"That you are."

He held Colin close to him as if he wanted protection.

"First of all, you threatened my friend."

"I thought he liked you. You're mine."

"I know I'm yours. And I already know he likes another man."

Dark's long ears perked up. "'Another man'? So, he is...?"

I nodded. "So I know that he doesn't like me."

"And I threatened him and hurt you..." he said quietly, more to himself than me.

"Yes, you did threaten him and you made me bleed." I held my cheek. "And you did something else that I'm really mad at you for."

He looked up at me. His eyes looked frightened, but the rest of his face remained calm.

"You – you let them all know." The thought of knowing that everyone else was aware of Dark and I suddenly hit me. I fell onto my hands and knees, looking at the ground. "You let them know!" I looked up at them, glaring harshly and they both flinched. "You friggin' –" I stopped, and tears started pouring out angrily. "They all know!" I glared back down at the ground and I punched it. "We're fucking screwed, Dark! ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!" I took my hands off of the ground and I held my head tightly. "It was bound to get out from the beginning and I knew you would be the one to tell! I KNEW IT! Triac's going to kill us! We're just... screwed. Just s-screwed..." I collapsed onto the ground, sobbing into the grass.

The both of them never said anything. They left me crying. They most likely had no idea on what to say.

Dark was probably just figuring out what he had just done. How he just screwed us over...

Colin, on the other hand, was most likely really confused. He probably didn't know how gays can get into trouble. I didn't even know how 'we' got into trouble... but it was obviously some really bad way.

"We're screwed..." I moaned.

Sad Link = Sad

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