Hello, everyone! Today's react was suggested by malaynamonkey2004, and let me just say- when I say it, I died laughing. malayna, who just so happens to be my very amazing beta for these reacts, suggested a JACOB SARTORIUS REACT! Oh my gosh, I died. That is just too funny. Actually, she suggested Jacob for one of my famous people reacts, but it was so funny that I just had to do one by itself. That's how much it made me laugh. When I'm sad, I go watch Jacob Sartorius music and laugh at his inability to attempt to look cool. Thanks, malayna!
*I am very sorry if I offend you by slightly making fun of Jacob Sartorius. I understand that we may have opposing views, and I am certainly not trying to make you mad if you love Jacob Sartorius with all your heart.*
R.R.
swan123: Ooh, that's also a good idea! Lol, that would take a lot of explaining, though… Sophie trying to explain to Keefe who MLK was…. that wouldn't end well.
malaynamonkey2004: I'd be glad to do those. JACOB SARTORIUS IS THE BEST! I don't love him (like at all,) but he makes me laugh because he is SO DARN CHEESY!
Dust Bunny (Guest): So psyched that you got a real account! Love the name! Thanks for the ideas!
DustBunnyFromTheLostCities: I am? Huh, maybe I am! Lol, I never really thought of it that way. Also, is it okay to call you Dust Bunny, since your username is a *bit* long? If it's not, it's totally cool- I'm fine either way :)
~Maddie~
Keeper of the Lost Cities React: Jacob Sartorius (A/N: LOL I'm cracking up right now)
Sophie: "Huh, I've never heard of him."
Maddie: *chuckles* "Really?"
Sophie: "Maddie, who's Jacob Sartorius?"
Keefe: "Yeah, who is he? I wanna see if he's better looking than me." *tries to flex, then fails*
Fitz: "Keefe, he definitely looks better than you. Trust me."
Keefe: "Oh, you wanna go then? C'mon! Let's fight!"
Tam: "Someone's been watching waay too many cheesy videos on Youtube."
Keefe: "Wham! Pow! Watch my fists fly!" *pretends to punch Fitz*
Linh: "Keefe, I'm not sure you wanna go there."
Fitz: *flexes successfully*
Sophie: *blushes and tries to hide it*
Keefe: *is sad because he couldn't flex right and Fitz could*
Sophie: "Right. Anyways...Maddie, WHO is Jacob Sartorius?"
Maddie: *is rolling on the floor laughing and crying*
Keefe: *whispers* "She's not okay."
Maddie: *kicks Keefe* "I can hear you, y'know."
Keefe: "Ouch!"
Biana: "Seriously, who is Jacob Sartorius?"
Maddie: "He's a singer, but it's probably better if you just watched the video." *presses play*
*when "Sweatshirt" ends*:
Keefe: "He is the coolest guy EVER! He has great hair."
Sophie: *mumbling* "What has our world come to?"
Tam: *loses it and bursts out laughing*
Tam: *rolling on the floor*
Tam: *bawling his eyes out*
Dex: "Tam… are you okay?"
Keefe: "SOMETHING'S WRONG! TAM IS LAUGHING! I THINK THE WORLD IS ENDING AND WE'RE ENTERING A PARALLEL UNIVERSE!"
Sophie: "How do you even know about parallel universes?"
Keefe: "I dunno."
Sophie: "Weirdo."
Tam: "He is such a DORK! Man, he thinks he's so cool, with his weird hair and all….. *looses it again and dies laughing*
Linh: "Tam, you need to calm down. But seriously, that guy needs an ego check."
Biana: "OH MY GOSH HE IS SO CUTE! But he totally fails at trying to be The Master of Coolness."
Keefe: "Yeah, because that role has already been taken… by me."
Fitz: *sarcastically* "Sure, Keefe."
Dex: *whispers to Fitz* "He's such a dork."
Fitz: *high fives Dex*
Biana: "Why can't he be an elf?"
Sophie: "Ugh, he would be such a terrible elf."
Tam: *dead serious* "Y'know, he kinda reminds me of someone…"
*everyone looks at Keefe*
Keefe: *looking in a mirror* "Yup. Hair on fleek." *notices everyone* "What?"
*everyone dies laughing*
Keefe: "What?"
*everyone keeps laughing*
Keefe: "Seriously, WHAT?!"
Maddie: "Guys, wanna see the videos he made on musically?" (A/N: Sorry, I know that's not how you spell it, but FF doesn't let me right musically properly)
Everyone: "YES!"
Keefe: "WHAT WERE YOU LAUGHING AT? TELL ME! NOW!"
[END SCENE]
Ahhh… I'm still laughing….. Thanks for reading!