I do not own Phineas and Ferb or the game Candy Crush. Any line that does not sound familiar is probably mine. The rest are quotes from this particular Phineas and Ferb episode.

Happy Halloween!

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Perry approached the pile of the leaves and cast a quick glance over his shoulder to make sure no one was watching. Someone suddenly sprang from the leaves, catching the platypus off guard. "Boo!"

Perry chattered in fright and stumbled backwards. Isabella collapsed to the ground and giggled madly, pieces of leaves stuck in her raven hair. "Sorry, Perry. Phineas looked like he was having so much fun scaring everybody that I just had to try!"

…

Take One

Perry dropped into his lair and was immediately greeted by the sight of Francis in a Carmen Miranda costume. The platypus pressed his paws to his bill and shook with laughter. Francis rubbed his forehead and groaned. "Who thought it would be a good idea to put me in a dress? This is going to take for-Heinz, stop taking pictures!"

Take Three

"Okay, Agent P, who do I look like? Huh, what do you think?"

Francis and Perry stared each other for a few seconds before a grin curled across Perry's bill.

"Oh, come on! I'm freezing! Why can't I wear a sweater?"

"No one will get that you're supposed to be Carmen Miranda if you're wearing a sweater."

"Oh please. I don't even think half our audience knows who Carmen Miranda is."

Take Four

"Sir, I found your dosimeter," Carl said as he walked on set. "It was-ha ha ha ha!"

"You're one to talk!" Francis snapped as Carl dropped to the floor in laughter. "Have you looked in the mirror lately?"

"At least I'm wearing straps," Carl managed to get out through his giggles. "Your dress looks like it's going to fall down any minute."

Just as the words left his mouth Francis' dress slipped down his body. The man stood in his underwear, his face blank and the only sound in the studio being muffled giggles as everyone tried to contain their laughter.

"Not. One. Word," Francis growled. "Heinz, if you don't put that camera away I'm going to come over there and shove it down your throat!"

…

"That's the plan! I'm checking out my Queen of the Vampires costume even as we speak," Vanessa said cheerfully. "It's pretty cute."

"Great, I'll be there!" Monty confirmed. "I'll be dressed as the Scarlet Pumpernickel."

"Sounds…creative."

"Did I mess something up?"

"Big time," giggled Vanessa.

…

The doorbell rang insistently and Heinz grabbed a bowl of candy before he headed for the door. He threw it open and was immediately assaulted by eggs. Heinz spluttered and wiped the yolk off his face, casting an irritated glance at the smirking platypus. "Hilarious. But be prepared for retaliation!"

…

Take One

"I had to sign for it and everything!" Heinz exclaimed, gesturing to the old, ancient castle. "It's a real castle with...with a moat! Who delivers a moat?! But it's a pretty cool moat. Why don't you take a closer look?"

The German man picked the platypus up and tossed him into the murky water below. Perry chattered in annoyance, bobbing in the water with his soaked hat hanging over his eyes. Heinz laughed. "And behold my retaliation!"

Take Two

"It's a real castle with...with a moat! Who delivers a moat?! How'd they even get that on the plane? It's from my Great Aunt…Henry…Hawkersomething. Did I get it right?"

"Not even close," said the director.

…

"Well, my dad gave me permission to use his castle and then all I had to do was call the best party planners in town," Vanessa explained.

A beat of silence passed and Candace and Vanessa looked at the large wooden doors expectantly. "Uh…guys?" called Candace.

"Oh, shoot! Sorry!" Phineas called, sounding distracted.

Vanessa frowned and pushed the doors open, revealing Phineas and Ferb crowded over Ferb's cellphone. "Come on, guys! We're trying to work here!"

"Sorry." Phineas grinned sheepishly. "But Candy Crush is a terrible addiction. Once you start playing you just can't stop."

…

"Alright, the first clue is in the letter. Let's see here… My treasure awaits you, keep on the trail. A ride up the stairs from under a veil. What kind of twisted gibberish is this?" Heinz demanded, squinting at the paper in his hands.

Perry approached a veil and yanked on it, revealing a chair attached to a rail. Heinz brightened. "That's it! Henrietta's chairlift! Oh yeah! Here." Heinz patted his knee. "You can sit here Perry the Platypus."

Perry shook his head and started jogging up the stairs. Heinz shrugged. "No? Alright then, suit yourself." Heinz pushed the lever and the chair slowly started up the rail. "We're coming for your treasure Henriettaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

The chair flew up the railing. Heinz struggled to keep his grip but ended up sailing off and tumbling down the stairs, knocking into Perry on the way down. The two lay in a heap at the bottom on the steps, dazed and disoriented.

"Did anyone get the number of that recliner?" Heinz mumbled.

…

Heinz slid slowly down the window pane and landed in the moat. He sputtered to the surface, brandishing a piece of paper. "Ha, I got it!"

An alligator sprung up beside him, growling madly. Heinz screamed in panic and charged out of the water. "You didn't tell me you were using a real alligator!"

The director smirked. "Surprise!"

…

"Hey, look at you! You're Isabellarella!" Phineas exclaimed.

Isabella giggled. "If I lose a slipper tonight, you know where to find me."

"That reminds me…" Phineas mused and walked away. Isabella turned around and kicked her foot in the air, dislodging her slipper in the process. It flew through the air and struck Phineas in the back of the head. "Ouch!"

"Oops, sorry!"

"You did that on purpose!"

"I did not," Isabella defended. "It's not my fault your head is big."

…

"I got squirrels in my pants! I got squirrels in my pants!"

The soundtrack blared as smoke filled the wide room and the lights flashed. The holographic ghosts appeared, one by one, until the last hologram (and the largest) fizzled to life in the middle of the room-Francis in his underwear.

Everyone in the room burst into hysterical laughter. Francis scowled and stormed away from the set. "Dang it, Heinz! Come out here so I can kick your butt!"

…

Heinz frowned, glancing around the cramped elevator. "Why did she make us come all the way up here if the clue is all the way down-?"

The elevator jerked to life and started careening downwards, twisting and spiralling. Heinz screamed in panic until the elevator stopped in the middle of the run. "What just happened?"

"The elevator stopped working," the director shouted up to them.

"We're stuck?!"

"Er…just for a little bit."

"How long is a little bit?" Heinz demanded.

"Uh…three hours," the director admitted.

"Get me out of here!"

…

Take One

"I find that I am haunted by you."

Monty lifted Vanessa up and twirled her around, only to stumble over his own two feet and crash to the ground. Vanessa groaned in pain and rolled over, rubbing her head. "Smooth move, Pumpernickel."

"Oh, let it go!"

Take Three

"Oops, sorry," Monty apologized.

"It's alright," Francis responded. He suddenly jerked as the voice registered and he gasped, eyes wide. "Monty?"

The flap of his knight helmet slammed over his face and Francis frantically went to lift it back up, only to find that it was stuck. "Help!"

…

Heinz brightened when dozens of money bags spilled onto the floor. "At last! Wahoo! I'm rich! I am rich! I am comfortably well off!"

He tugged the bag open just a little bit and screamed shrilly when dozens of black spiders started crawling out, skittering up his arms and down his stomach. "AGGHH!"

Vanessa watched in amusement as the German man raced around the studio, slapping his body and howling like a crazy person. "Nice one, Phineas."

Phineas scratched his head in confusion. "But…I didn't do it."

"Francis?"

Francis shook his head. "Wasn't me."

"Then…" Vanessa frowned. "Who did?"

Slowly, the heads turned to stare at the director, who was smiling sheepishly. "Hey, even the Boss Man needs to have some fun once in a while," he said with a grin.