A/N: 303 REVIEWS! I love you guys :') I'm just going to quickly use this moment to mention I have two new one shots, "I remember you, Ianto Jones" and "Old Friends" I recommend you read I remember you Ianto Jones first. Okay, moment of promotion over :D xx

-BIG C, INNIT has entered the conversation-

-Sexy Techie has entered the conversation-

-Jones, Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has entered the conversatin-

-I love sex has entered the conversation-

BIG C,INNIT says- YOOOO! Oh thank god you guys are here, I need help

Sexy Techie says- ...Right, I'm off.

BIG C,INNIT says- what? :(

Jones, Ianto Jones says - remember last time you said you needed our help on here?

BIG C,INNIT says- no?...

Jackie Chan says- We ended up being witnesses to your break up with your transsexual dalek girlfriend!

BIG C,INNIT says- Ah... sorry bout dat guys. This time it's a... wait... she was transsexual?

I love sex says- -facepalms-

BIG C,INNIT says- Anywayz dis tym it's way more serious... I'm in trubble with da bank, innit. I'm in oodles 'a debt, ya get me?

Jackie Chan says- I swear you still had loads left over from your album?

BIG C,INNIT says- Yeah, I had loads, but den I went on ebay...

-Timey Wimey Lord has entered the conversation-

Timey Wimey Lord says- Did I hear ebay? oooh, you wanna stay away from that site. I don't like the Master going on it either, last time he did he bought 5637 wind-up frogs

-Here come the drums has entered the conversation-

Here come the drums says- I put them in Martha's bed :D hee hee

BIG C,INNIT says- I went a little...over board on my purchases...

i love sex says- Okay, lets here it, what did you buy?

BIG C,INNIT says- fifty four pairs of thermal underwear, two litres of petrol

Sexy Techie says- But you don't even have a bloody car!

BIG C,INNIT says- six elastic bands, two rocks from Mt Everest

Jones,Ianto Jones says- ROCKS?

Here come the drums says- From MT EVEREST Ianto, from MT EVEREST :P

BIG C,INNIT says- four toilets, two thousand and fifty sx snails

I love sex says- SNAILS?

BIG C,INNIT says- I called them all Bucky :D Four sets of soap, a pot of used vasaline

Sexy Techie says- ewwww!

BIG C,INNIT says- a broken laptop, a sports car, a cruise ship

Jones, Ianto Jones says- YOU BOUGHT A BLOODY CRUISE SHIP?

BIG C,INNIT says- a model submarine, some buritos,

Timey Wimey Lord says- wtf?

BIG C,INNIT says- My own personal scuba diver instructor,

Jackie Chan says- Can you even sell them on ebay?

BIG C,INNIT says- A stuffed walrus, a crystal duck for my mantlepiece

Here come the drums says- oh. My GOD.

BIG C,INNIT says- And 200 cds of ABBA's greatest hits.

Timey Wimey Lord says- But you hate ABBA!

BIG C,INNIT says- I know riighhtt! Silly losers, dey tink day can sing!

Sexy Techie says- ...I will never understand you.

Timey Wimey Lord says- I hate ABBA as well. Their songs are so annoying.

Jones,Ianto Jones says- Really?

Here come the drums says- huh.

Timey Wimey Lord says- Oh no. Don't either of you even think about-

I love sex says- I'm leaving before I get injured

-I love sex has left the conversation-

-Jackie Chan has left the conversation-

-Sexy Techie has left the conversation-

Jones,Ianto Jones says- ... YOU ARE THE DANCING QUUUEEEN!

Here come the drums says- YOUNG AND SWEET ONNNLLYY SEVENTEEENN!

Timey Wimey Lord says- stop it!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- DANCINNNGGG QUUUEEENNN!

Here come the drums says- FEELLL THHEEE BBEEAATTT OFFF THE TAMMMBOORRINNE OH YEAHHHH!

Timey Wimey Lord says- Stop it! You know I hate that song!

BIG C,INNIT says- Seriously, stop it!

Jones,Ianto Jones says- SONG CHANGE!

Timey Wimey Lord says- Don't even THINK about singing-

Here come the drums says- I'VE BEEN CHEATED BY YOU, SINCE I DON'T KNOW WHEN

Jones,Ianto Jones says- SO I MADE UP MY MIND, IT MUST COME TO AN END

Here come the drum says- LOOK AT ME NOOWWWW, WILL I EVER LEARN, I DON'T KNOW HHOOWWW

BIG C,INNIT says- gahh, stop it!

Jones, Ianto Jones says- BUT III SUDDENNLLLYYY LOOOSEEE COOONNNTTRROOOOLLL!

Here come the drums says- THERE'S A FIRE WITHIN MY SOULLL! JUST ONE LOOOKK AND I CAN HERE A BELL RINNGGF

Jones,Ianto Jones says- ONNE MOOREE LOOKK ANDDD I FORGETT EVERYTHIINNGGGG

Here come the drums says- OHHH, OHHH OHHH OHHH

Timey Wimey Lord says- DON'T YOU BLOODY DAR-

Jones,Ianto Jones says- MAMMA MIA!

-Timey Wimey Lord has left the conversation-

-BIG,C INNIT has left the conversation-

Jones,Ianto Jones says- ahhh, that was fun :')

Here come the drums says- Do you even like ABBA?

Jones,Ianto Jones says- nope. You?

Here come the drums says- God no! Ahh, funny times :')

-Here come the drums has left the conversation-

-Jones,Ianto Jones has left the conversation-

-BIG C,INNIT has entered the conversation-

BIG C,INNIT says- good...I'm alone...

BIG C, INNIT says- ...

BIG C,INNIT says- ... Mamma mia, here I go again My my, how can I resist you? Mamma mia, does it show again? My my, just how much I've missed you Yes, I've been brokenhearted Blue since the day we parted Why, why did I ever let you go? Mamma mia, now I really know, My my, I could never let you GOOOOO!

-Jones,Ianto Jones has entered the conversation-

Jones,Ianto Jones says- Big C...what are you doing...

BIG C,INNIT says- Ermmm nuthing. Not singing ABBA or anything, coz dey suck, innit. I like rap! Brap brap...

Jones,Ianto Jones says- Sure Weevil, sure...

A/N: No offence to anyone who likes ABBA xD review as always, much love xxx