HK: Wow, you guys really came through for me on the disclaimers! Thanks for the great suggestions, I think I'm gonna have to write faster! Remember, more reviews mean more updates, and I'd love to know what you think! Well, it's very late cause of my internet, but here it is, the next chappy!
Hiei: Let's just get this over with, okay.
Disclaimer: HK: Hmm... I think we're on... HIEI!
Hiei: (wanders in wearing a hot pink sequined belly shirt and matching tight mini skirt) I hate you all.
HK: I know you love me really!
Hiei: No, I don't. HK doesn't own YH or Harry Potter, so GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!!
Draco settled back on a couch in the Slytherin common room. He was fairly sure that he was safe from the crazy demons, at least until dinner. They seemed to prefer hanging around Gryffindor... And no, he wasn't being bitter! He was glad... they were just plain crazy. And that ridiculous Hana girl... how could she do something like that? No one had ever said something like that to him... he wasn't even sure how to react to it. Good thing he'd have some time to cool down, relax, and think it over... as much as one could relax, when any one of your housemates could sell you out to Voldemort for as much as thinking the wrong thing. Suddenly, there was a crash behind him as the dungeon door swung back, and some relaxed chatting in some all too familiar voices could be heard. Draco jerked, and turned, staring in shock as first Yusuke and Jin, then the rest of the gang wandered in, ignoring the hostile and stunned stares and glares of the fellow Slytherins . Hana came through last, cheerfully arguing with Youko, though that stopped the moment she stepped into the common room and saw Draco. She just dropped the conversation halfway through a sentence with a squeal of delight, running forward and doing a flip over the back of the sofa to land sitting beside Draco, grinning at him.
"Hello, Dracky-chan!" Draco groaned, trying to pretend he couldn't see all the hostile glares.
"Hello, Hana." He soon regretted speaking, as Hana took that as encouragement to pounce on him and hug him.
"Where have you beeeeen? We've been looking for you for aaaaaages!" Draco was unable to hold back a small smile, and he hesitantly put an arm around her shoulders.
"Has anyone ever told you you're impossible to hate?" Hana looked up at him, grinned, and pushed up to poke her head over the top of the sofa to grin at Touya.
"I TOLD YOU SO!" Draco, now pinned on his back to a sofa, sweatdropped. Touya, now standing beside Jin with Jin's arm around his waist, also sweatdropped. Youko, however, rested an arm on the back of the sofa and grinned at Draco.
"Comfortable?" Draco glared at him, and Hana noticed, a devious smirk appearing as she wiggled back down and snuggled against Draco.
"Yep." Draco blushed, and Hana looked up at him, her cheek pressing against his chest. She giggled, then wiggled her way up and licked his cheek. Jin laughed, Touya looked confused, cause he's short and can't see, Shishi rolled his eyes, Suzuka wasn't paying attention because he was busy pushing Kuwabara into walls, Kuwabara was busy being pushed into walls by Suzuka, and Yusuke leaned against a wall, smirking.
"Wasn't Touya meant to be the kitten, Hana?" Hana giggled and mewed. Touya would have scowled at her, but Jin had randomly decided he wanted Touya to smile, and was therefore tickling him. Unfortunately for Touya, Jin knew all his most ticklish spots. He almost managed to keep a straight face, up until Jin, grinning devilishly, ran his tongue up the side of his neck. The reaction was immediate, and Touya practically melted into Jin, gasping and giggling as a satisfied wind master continued to play with him, taking one of Touya's hands and kissing the palm. Shishi rolled his eyes again, and Hana threw a cushion at his head. There was a frozen moment, then Shishi picked up the cushion, examining it carefully in the manner of one carefully restraining his temper. Suddenly a devious grin spread across his face and he whipped the cushion back and Hana ducked, squeaking as she half-slid behind Draco.
"PILLOW-FIGHT!" Yusuke grinned widely, diving for a sofa, grabbing a cushion, and spinning it like a Frisbee at Shishi.
"They're CUSHIONS, dumb ass!" Kuwabara dived for a couch too, laughing as Youko shrugged, scooping up one of the BIG cushions, the ones that are the seat of the sofa, and are outlawed by the Pillow Fight Convention, which doesn't exist. Suzuka gave up on Kuwabara, and went to sit in an arm chair along side Hiei and Kurama, who also decided not to participate... at least until Hana sneak-attacked Kurama over the head with a cushion, at which point he surrendered, laughing, and charging. Said 'cushion fight' continued for most of the rest of the break, with Draco at first trying to escape the mess, then, after, Hana shoved a cushion into his hands and got him to sneak-attack Kuwabara with her, joined in thoroughly. This seemed to shock and amaze the other original Slytherins as well, almost as much as the fight itself. The few of them who actually decided to join were immediately assimilated into the mass, while the other, more stuck up bastards either watched in shock, or left the room at high speeds after getting a cushion in the face or random other body part. Eventually though, all good things must come to an end, and the Great Cushion Duel of... Whatever was halted by the random arrival of Snape. He stared in shock for a few seconds, then opened his mouth to speak, before being rudely interrupted by Hana randomly freezing in the middle of a cushion beat-down with Shishi, and shouting out a random word.
"COGITATE!" The others subsequently froze as well, and Hana took the opportunity to resume beating Shishi over the head with a cushion. Of course, Shishi spent no more time wondering what the hell Hana said, and soon those two had resumed their manic beating of each other with cushions. However, since Kurama was Kurama, and anal about rules and such, as soon as he saw a PORN (Person. Of. Random. 'Nfluence. Just because I wanted Kurama thinking of porn. XD) he had to start behaving respectfully, to keep up the illusion that he was not only sane, but a vaguely good person. Draco, also very susceptible to PORN (XD) snatched the cushions away from Shishi and Hana as soon as he realised they weren't about to stop on their own. Being a pair of retards, they continued beating each other with empty air for a while, completely oblivious to the stares of those around them, and the fact that Draco was holding their cushions about three feet away. When they finally did notice, Hana shrugged, turned, and pounced on Draco, bearing him to the ground. Draco twitched, more than a little surprised to find himself suddenly on the ground, on his back, being straddled by a manic demon-vampire hybrid. Said maniac was grinning suggestively at him. He was also painfully aware of Snape, who was looming suspiciously over the sofa, and trying to attract some attention. The only person not giving him any was Hana, and she seemed unlikely to change this, as she was bored, and really didn't feel like paying attention to random PORNs, and she decided she didn't want Draco to either. She demonstrated this by running her tongue slowly along his neck, pausing to suckle gently on his jugular vein, her fangs growing just enough to become prominent and scrape gently across his skin. Draco gasped, and Snape cleared his throat. Kurama zipped over to Hana and shook her, hoping to distract her from her current prey. She didn't move much, lifting her lips from Draco's skin to hiss in Kurama's direction.
"You should know better than to interrupt me before feeding, Kurama. You've been there, after all." Draco sat up with a jerk.
"You were going to WHAT?!" Hana shrugged, sliding back with the speed and grace of a cat.
"You weren't complaining. Besides, according to Shishi and Kurama, it's a very pleasurable experience." Draco looked wildly from Kurama to Shishi, but Snape interrupted, clearing his throat.
"Ahem. Is there a good reason why Slytherin house has been noticeably absent from dinner? The meal has started, and most of the seats at the table are, as yet, unfilled. Remedy this." There was a clattering rush as the students hastened to comply, pouring out of the common room until only the demon crew and Draco remained. Snape sneered down at Hana, who was still perched contently on a cushion. Kuwabara edged towards the door, much like Draco wished he could as his once-favourite teacher gave him a cool, disdainful look.
"Well, Draco, it seems you are getting along very well with our foreign guests... however, you will not be neglecting your studies, I assume." The responding silence was mutinous. Snape was going to have to learn that taking a challenging tone around any of the demons was not a good idea. After a while, Suzuka rolled his eyes, standing from his arm chair and brushing past Snape.
"I hope you don't mind, but all this tension is very bad for my skin, and if I don't eat dinner, my hair will become lifeless and dull. Come, Shishi." Shishi rolled his eyes as Suzuka latched onto his arm.
"If our resident beauty queen demands." Suzuka smirked, sweeping from the room with Shishi in tow.
"Oh, but I do." Jin and Yusuke exchanged grins.
"Looks like Suzuka finally made his move."
"That he did, Urameshi!" Yusuke grinned, throwing an arm across Jin's shoulders.
"Might be a bit better if he wasn't so obvious though. He's reminding me of the guy from Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now that was a creepy movie!" Jin laughed, even though he hadn't seen the movie. Touya, who had, and rather liked it, frowned and turned away, folding his arms. Karasu, ever ready to cause some trouble and have some fun, was watching Snape intently. Snape found this rather disturbing, and edged slightly away from the disconcerting crow. He decided it might be better for him to just leave, which he did, calling back that they had all better report to the hall in time for dinner, or suffer the consequences. Hiei and Kurama exchanged looks, and shrugged, before shepparding their less-mentally balanced friends toward the hall.
Shishi: Only two more to go. Finally.
Youko: Well, HK has got a lot of suggestions on who should replace us...
Shishi: I didn't know Duo was an option.
Youko: Yeah, well, HK likes to be open-minded. It gives her brain a chance to escape.
Shishi: What brain?
Youko: Good point... well, anyway, please remember to leave a review, suggestions are always welcome!
Shishi: Unless they involve us staying down here.