Konnichiwa my fellow otakus! Lets see, there will be a a certain scene in this chapter that may be unsuitable for some people, so this chapter is rated NC 17(If I don't mention this then FF or MM will knock this chapter off the story)....do we like buying collector cards of our favorite anime characters? You guessed it! Takahashi is releasing her Inuyasha on collector cards like the ones you see in Japan. They are scheduled to be released sometime in October of this year......can't wait! I have been considering writing that Christmas chapter or I might just make it into a skit. Give me an idea and I will see what I can do.
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Kagome (Hurry? I will try...)
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Putz-6 (Arigato....)
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Alrighty folks.....Inuyasha-sama is not mine and is the property of Takahashi-sama....but Time Will Tell is the property of Kenuyasha-sama! Enjoy!
Chapter 35: Dream Sequence
It was late in the evening at the Higurashi residence. The snow started its decent over Tokyo while you could see some stars peeking thru the clouds. There were no lights on inside of the house, all except for the flashing of a television set.
Shippo and Souta were sleeping comfortably upstairs in the human boy's bedroom as his mother laid warm inside of her bed. Back downstairs, in the living room, our hanyou and houshi snuggled close to the two women they have loved for so long. Kagome was entering REM sleep, her head had seemed to slip off of Inuyasha's shoulder and end up on his chest. It looks as if she still wanted to hear his heartbeat, as to say that she has actually recognized the hanyou's steady rhythm by memory.
Inuyasha noticed the mikos's actions as he adjusted his body to let her lay comfortably on his chest. Miroku looked over as he watched Inuyasha, the houshi twitched an eyebrow as he asked "Uh...what are you doing man?"
Inuyasha continued to move his body while he lifted Kagome's legs on top of his lap "Helping Kagome sleep better...."
Now Miroku was even more confused, he scratched the side of his cheek "How is moving your body helping her sleep?"
"I'm adjusting my body so that she can listen to my heartbeat...." Inuyasha finished the job while he palmed the back of Kagome's head and nudged it closer to his heart. The miko sighed lightly, she actually seemed pleased to where her head laid. Inuyasha's ears twitched from the reaction, he seemed content on her response.
A look of surprise overcame Miroku "You are telling me that Kagome-sama has actually memorized your heartbeat from anyone else?"
Inuyasha looked over to Miroku and nodded "Yeah, I didn't realize this until we showed up back in our time period....."
Miroku was now interested "Please explain..."
"Okay..." Inuyasha said as he started his story on what happened to him and Kagome back in the Sengoku Jidai Era. While he told his tale, Kagome was in the middle of a dream. Here is her dream sequence........................................
"Osawari!" Kagome yelled. Nothing happened.
"Osawari boy!" she yelled out once more. Still nothing happened.
"Why won't the command work? I don't get it?" Kagome said as she pondered the situation.
"Okay one more time.....Osawari Inuyasha!" Still nothing "Okay, only one thing I can do...."
Kagome reached for a dog collar and wrapped it around Inuyasha's neck. She attached a leash to the collar as she smiled, thinking that this should work if the osawari command does not. Inuyasha looked happy sitting, hanging his tongue out of his mouth. He sniffed the air while a foot went to his head and started scratching.
"Now behave koinu!" Inuyasha wasn't even listening as he watched a car drive right by him. The hanyou growled loudly as he ran on all fours, chasing after the speeding car. Kagome forgot that her hand was wrapped around the dog leash, she was carried away by the strong pull of the barking hanyou. Barking? He was barking after a speeding car? "Whoa! Osawari Inuyasha!" The command had no effect as he chased the car down the road....it seemed like an eternity.
Inuyasha stopped the conversation as Kagome's eyes fluttered in her sleep. Miroku noticed this as well as he asked "Is she alright?"
"I think she's just dreaming......" Inuyasha said "I wonder what she's dreaming about?" he gently brushed away some of the hair covering her face, Kagome seemed to calm down a bit with the touch of his hand.
"Probably about you, loverboy...." Miroku replied with a smirk.
"Whatever monk..." Inuyasha snapped back. He looked over to Sango, she seemed bothered lying her face on Miroku's shoulder as he observed the reactions to her face. "Hey Miroku, check out Sango.." as he pointed a finger to her face.
Miroku turned his attention to Sango as he watched a terrifying frown covering her face "Oh boy...I don't like that look...it looks like she is about to kill someone......" Miroku replied nervously.
Sango was dreaming about something alright. Here is here her dream sequence....................................
Looking into Miroku's eyes, Sango said with all her heart "Oh Miroku, Ai shiteru.....do you feel the same way about me?" Sango eagerly waited for the houshi's answer as he looked away. The houshi didn't answer. He was in his own dream world, his mind was thinking about something else.
"Um.....I will be right back Sango." Miroku said as he walked out the front door of the Higurashi house. As he opened the door, a piece of paper fell out of his pocket, landing on the floor in front of Sango. Sango walked over to the single piece of paper and picked it up so that she may read what it said. It read 'Single men only attend'. Sango was confused as she went over to Kagome to ask what the writing meant.
"Kagome-chan...what does this inscription mean?" Sango asked.
Kagome looked at the paper and shook her head "Um....oh boy..."
"Kagome-chan, please tell me...." Sango begged.
Kagome looked at Sango and said, biting her lip "Sango-chan, you just lost Miroku to a porn movie and it looks like he will be the leading man."
Back in the waking world.............The boys were checking out Sango's expressions as she wrapped her hands around Miroku's neck and started to strangle him "Wait until I get my hands on you Houshi-sama....." She muttered in her sleep.
Miroku gasped for air as he grabbed onto Sango's hands to loosen her grip. "Help Inuyasha...."
The hanyou chuckled "No way man....this is better than TV!"
"Inuyasha!" Miroku pleaded for assistance.
"Alright Miroku...." Inuyasha replied, trying to gain a breath from his entertainment. "I know of a way to calm her down. Lift your hand to her hair and stroke it........."
"Are you sure?" Miroku asked.
"Just do it!" Inuyasha insisted.
"Okay....." Miroku said while he shook his loose hand. He lifted that same hand to the back of Sango's hair and gently stroked it, lovingly. The taijiya let go of Miroku's throat, letting out a small sigh. Miroku sighed as well, he was very thankful that Sango loosened her grip around his neck. Miroku looked over to Inuyasha while he continued to rub her soft hair "How did you know that was gonna work?"
Inuyasha answered "I have been doing this sort of thing ever since we arrived over to Kagome's time period......I figured the touch of a familiar person can calm anyone down." Inuyasha looked down to Kagome's face and smiled "Besides, I have been wanting to do that ever since I met Kagome......." The hanyou leaned his head down to give Kagome a kisu on her head as he sniffed in her scent at the same time. He buried his nose inside of her hair, seeming to feel relaxed at her ever familiar smell. Inuyasha closed his eyes and slowly drifted into a light slumber.
Miroku watched his friends actions as he went to his thoughts 'It is strange to see Inuyasha so affectionate like this.....I don't know if I will get used to it. But then again....." Miroku smiled as he looked down to Sango's sleeping face 'I look forward to being with Sango......so, I know what he is feeling......' The houshi finished his thoughts as a yawn slipped from his mouth, he lifted his other hand to catch the yawn. He muttered lightly "Oh man, everyone looks so comfortable. Maybe I should catch a few winks...." The houshi laid his head against the back of the couch as he started to fall asleep. Miroku entered REM sleep as well.....here is Miroku's dream sequence..........................................
"Oh Sango, my dear....I can't believe you are doing this to me......." Miroku moaned.
Miroku was wearing his robes, back from his own time period, as he felt Sango's hands move slowly up his legs and eventually stopping in between his thighs. She tickled his skin, with her fingertips, as she moved her hands up into his robes, almost reaching his hips and kissing every part her hands touched. Sango teased and tortured Miroku, while he relaxed at the gesture. This was to good to be true, will he be able to fulfill his desires like he always wanted? "Oh Sango....." Miroku replied.
Looking down to where he thought Sango was located, he wanted more than anything to gaze upon her kirei na face and hopefully meet her eyes with his. But to no avail, there was nobody. "What the?......." Miroku asked confused. He felt something underneath his robe as he looked around. Maybe some other woman was putting the moves on him? No, but there was something there. He went to move his hand to pick himself up, but for some reason couldn't find it. "Okay...this is weird..." There was something stroking his manhood as he flinched. "No.....it ....it can't be!"
Miroku pulled his robes to the side as he witnessed his own hand seducing himself. But it wasn't just any hand. It was the hand that contained the kazaana. The Houshi's eyes quivered while the prayer beads came off from around his hand and the kazaana started its terrifying, yet pleasing appearance. Miroku didn't know what to think. Here he thought the woman he loved was giving him the experience of a lifetime. But instead, his hand was loving him back "Well, I guess you could call this safe sex......." Miroku shrugged his shoulders, giving in to his sexual fantasies........................................................
(Just a note......if you guessed it. Miroku is giving himself a 'blowjob' with none other than his own attack. Of course these guys didn't know what that meant. Considering they are from 500 years in the past, so, we'll let the houshi have his fun.)
Miroku continued his erotic dreams as Inuyasha slightly snored in his sleep. His nose still buried in Kagome's hair, keeping him at peace while he dreamed about something not so hentai like our naughty houshi. Here is Inuyasha's dream sequence........................................................................................
An assortment of bags surrounded Inuyasha, teasing his nose. He didn't know which one to open first "Maybe the potato chip bag......" he talked to himself. He picked up the sealed package and ripped it open quickly. "Nah.....potatoes don't sound good. Maybe this one......" He threw the potato chips over his shoulder and reached for a bag of cookies. He continued as he ripped open the cookies and sniffed. The hanyou shook his head "No, too sweet............" he threw that bag to the side as he looked around, hoping to find something new. "Kuso...." he swore under his breath "I know there has to be something I haven't tried yet."
The silver, haired hanyou blinked his eyes when a bright red bag caught his attention "Huh? What's this?" he asked while he picked up the interesting looking package and forced it open to take a quick whiff. "This stuff smells different......" he placed the package down and reached inside of the bag to get a look at the contents. With his hand, he brought out a....a....what is it? "It's shaped like a dog bone....." he muttered to himself. He sniffed the familiar looking snack as he attempted to take a taste.
"Don't eat me....." a tiny voice called out.
"Nani?" Inuyasha looked around, looking for the crying voice. He didn't notice anyone around as he shrugged his shoulders. "Huh, it must be my imagination......" he brought the snack up to his mouth again as he heard the same voice.
"I said DON"T eat me!" The voice seemed more powerful than the last time it cried out.
"NANI?" Inuyasha's eyes bugged out of his head as he looked down to his almost new snack. The weird, yet familiar dog bone looked back him. "What the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked all confused.
"I am the all mighty, all powerful Milkbone dog biscuit!" The dog bone pronounced.
"Yeah right buddy and I am a pretty fairy..." the hanyou laughed. He pointed to the biscuit as to threaten it "I am going to eat you and there is nothing you can do about it!"
"You will be gomen..." the Milkbone warned.
"Whatever...get ready for you demise....." Inuyasha replied, lifting the biscuit to his mouth once more.
The Milkbone jumped out from Inuyasha's grasp. It stood in front of the hanyou just like it was trying to tease him. The snack started to grow bigger in size while Inuyasha looked on baffled. He chuckled "Well now, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.........."
"If you say so......" The voice from the dog biscuit grew deeper as it grew larger in size. At least 20 feet tall to br precise.
"Keh! Don't think your size scares me....." Inuyasha replied while grabbing for Tetsusaiga. "Oh no...." He realized he left his fang in Kagome's room. Now he was scared.
The all powerful Milkbone smirked down to the defenseless half inuyoukai and said "Hah! Now who's gonna eat who?"
Inuyasha's ears drooped down as he looked up "Um...you wouldn't, would you?"
"Better run...or I will eat you!" The Milkbone said while he laughed at the hanyou's frightened expression.
Inuyasha jumped to get a head start while the Milkbone kept up with the hanyou's pace, practically keeping on Inuyasha's heels. "I can't believe I am being chased down by a form of food......I will never touch any thing that has a red label on it! Even if that is the last bag of snacks on the planet!" he ran and ran as fast as he could, trying to distance himself from the disturbing food article called 'The All Mighty, All Powerful Milkbone Dog Biscuit.....'
The group slept on thru the night while their dreams or nightmares kept them going. Was it a warning of things to come, or just perhaps that the time travel situation started to scramble their brains into mush? Lets just hope they could make it thru the night without hurting each other, and especially, not remember a single thing when they all wake up.
The next morning, you could hear a snore echoing in the living room quarters. The half asleep, half youkai felt something brush against his nose as he muttered lightly, stopping him in mid snore "You know that I like it like that Kagome...." The culprit continued to tease Inuyasha's nose, making him sneeze in response "Ah-AHCHOO!!!!!" Inuyasha caught the sneeze in his hand while he opened his eyes. "Oh man...." he scratched his head, trying to think of what just happened. He looked down to his lap and observed Buyo looking back at him cross eyed. "What are you looking at Buyo?" he muttered grumpily.
Buyo responded back "Meow...."
"Woof....." Inuyasha played back, rubbing his eyes to get the sleep out. "Alright Buyo....where are Kagome and Miroku?" He looked around the living room while asking the neko.
"Meow...." was Buyo's answer.
"Sure....whatever you say pal." Inuyasha replied as he looked to the other side of the couch and witnessed Sango still passed out. Her head was laid comfortably on the cushions next to his side while her legs were hanging over the side arm of the couch. The hanyou chuckled "Huh, surprised Miroku didn't take advantage of this situation......." He yawned to wake himself up as he felt something bonk him on the head, very hard!
"ITAI!" Inuyasha cried out "Whoever did that is gonna pay!" he rubbed the pain on his head as he looked over to Miroku, who by chance was the one who bonked the hanyou on the head.
"Good morning sunshine....." The Houshi smiled "I couldn't help but over hear what you just said."
"Whatever Miroku...." Inuyasha whined as he continued to rub his sore head. "Why are you waking me up so early in the morning?"
"So that you can start your training...." Kagome walked up next with a smile to her expression.
"Eh? Training? What kind of training?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ojii-sama is waiting outside for you......" Miroku replied as he lifted his hand and held out Inuyasha's hakama and yukata "You need to go and change before you go meet ojji-sama......"
"Nani?" Inuyasha squinted his eyes "Why do I have to go and change my clothes......I like what I am wearing." he stood up from the couch and adjusted his t-shirt.
Kagome walked up to the hanyou and asked "Would you do it for me Inuyasha-kun? It is very important that you go change and meet gramps outside."
Miroku overheard Kagome while a smirk overcame his expression, he muttered "Oh, Inuyasha-kun....how to temo...."
"I heard you monk!" Inuyasha growled back. The hanyou sighed as he looked over to Kagome, the way she smiled and the way she asked him to go and change made him melt inside. He turned his head with a slight blush "I will go change, only because Kagome asked me real nice...."
"What am I? Chopped liver?" Miroku asked with a pout to the face.
Inuyasha walked over to the Houshi and grabbed his clothes from Miroku's grasp "You will be when I am done with you." Inuyasha let out a yawn as he threw his clothes over his shoulder "I will be back down in a few minutes....." he waved his hand as he started his climb up the staircase. Inuyasha went to his thoughts as he walked up 'I don't get it....what are they up to.....and why do I have to go see the old man?' The hanyou kept grumbling 'This had better be a good reason...or that monk will hear from me the hard way.'
Inuyasha continued his climb as Kagome and Miroku looked on. The both of them were relieved that they were able to get Inuyasha to go and change into his old clothes. "Are you sure that ojji-sama wanted Inuyasha in his old clothes for this type of training?" Miroku asked while he scratched the back of his head.
Kagome nodded "Gramps had me do the same thing when he trained me to heighten my spiritual powers." The mikos explained "This will help Inuyasha keep the youkai in balance, well, that's gramps and I think anyway....."
"This will be interesting....." The Houshi replied "I have seen this method done, but only by humans. It will be a different experience to see a hanyou attempt this."
Kagome nodded as she looked to the floor "I just hope it works. Poor Inuyasha, if I knew it was going to be hard on him like this......I would have done this sooner."
Miroku looked at the troubled miko as he placed a hand on her shoulder. He smiled to give her reassurance "Have faith Kagome-sama....with all that he has been thru, this should help."
"Arigato Miroku....." Kagome said looking back at the Houshi "You are a great friend.....we had better get going. Gramps is probably wondering where we are anyway."
Miroku nodded "Hai, lets go..." The two friends walked out of the house and headed toward the Goshinboku. Keeping in mind the training that Inuyasha will endure is going to improve him in every way possible, but what did Kagome mean that the training will keep the youkai in balance? Kagome was there to give him the courage to go on as the Houshi was there to support his friend in anyway possible.
End of Chappie 35. A warning to everyone.....FF has taken my 'Authors Apology' completely off of my story. It seems the skit did not fit the story so they took it off. If for some unknown reason you guys cannot find my story on FF anymore is because FF has taken it off. I don't want to lose all of my fans so if you cannot find me on FF anymore go to MediaMiner. I am making plans to move the story to another site, so that this will not happen anymore. I will keep posting on FF and MM, so don't lose touch with me until we can get things worked out. Did we like? Well, I am trying my best to post 3 chapters for this week. They have scheduled me to work until next Tuesday so that is why I am having a hard time keeping up the chappies. My typing is slow in the first place.....so hang in there till later my friends!
Our (Biggie) chibi glossary:
Chibi: small
Hanyou : Half-Human Half-Demon
Mikos: Loosely translated as a priestess but is-a virgin girl residing in a shinto shrine....there are 3 types of mikos....'pure' as in virgin, dark and live
Arigato: thank you
Houshi: monk (Miroku)
Taijiya: Demon exterminator (Sango)
youkai: demon
To temo: very sweet
nani: what
Itai: ouch
neko: cat
Inuyoukai: Dog demon
Tetsusaiga: Inuyasha's fabled sword made from his father's fang 'The Steal Cleaving Fang'
gomen : sorry
Kuso: damn, shit or fuck (depends on how toy express it)
hentai: perverted
Kazaana : Miroku's Wind Tunnel or Wind Rip
kisu: kiss
kirei na : beautiful
Ai shiteru :I love you
Sengoku Jidai era: Warren States Era or Feudal Japan (Approximatly 1467-1568)
hakama: Pants of the male kimono
Yukata: Inuyasha's white shirt that he wears under neath his haori
Haori: The shirt of the male kimono
Osawari: sit
Domo arigato: thank you very much
Konnichiwa: hello
Otaku: your honored house, but now is referred to as some who is obsessed with manga or anime
Hai: yes or acknolegement
Koinu: puppy
Kenuyasha has noticed that her reviewers are growing in tremendous numbers and would like to thank everyone of them. Domo arigato my new and old friends......
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AniMegurl (Hmmm....He may still get a private lesson.....)
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Kagome (Hurry? I will try...)
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My Way (Inuyasha ...the Uncontrollable-Hanyou-Sex-Machine- You got that right!)
Kat (Arigato my friend...)
Demon chick 39 (Update...that I did.....pocky?)
Putz-6 (Arigato....)
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Kagome Higurashi (Miroku and a Playboy, huh? I have something better....just wait!)
Spyrofate (Arigato my best friend! Did you actually refer me to all of those people? WOW!)
FoxylilRaven (Oh good idea! Muh..ha..ha!)
Saggitarius's Finest (Here, I will share one of my 20 pounds of sugar with you...YUM!)
And Fire-Princess-051390 (Fluffy, fluff....yummy yum!)
Alrighty folks.....Inuyasha-sama is not mine and is the property of Takahashi-sama....but Time Will Tell is the property of Kenuyasha-sama! Enjoy!
Chapter 35: Dream Sequence
It was late in the evening at the Higurashi residence. The snow started its decent over Tokyo while you could see some stars peeking thru the clouds. There were no lights on inside of the house, all except for the flashing of a television set.
Shippo and Souta were sleeping comfortably upstairs in the human boy's bedroom as his mother laid warm inside of her bed. Back downstairs, in the living room, our hanyou and houshi snuggled close to the two women they have loved for so long. Kagome was entering REM sleep, her head had seemed to slip off of Inuyasha's shoulder and end up on his chest. It looks as if she still wanted to hear his heartbeat, as to say that she has actually recognized the hanyou's steady rhythm by memory.
Inuyasha noticed the mikos's actions as he adjusted his body to let her lay comfortably on his chest. Miroku looked over as he watched Inuyasha, the houshi twitched an eyebrow as he asked "Uh...what are you doing man?"
Inuyasha continued to move his body while he lifted Kagome's legs on top of his lap "Helping Kagome sleep better...."
Now Miroku was even more confused, he scratched the side of his cheek "How is moving your body helping her sleep?"
"I'm adjusting my body so that she can listen to my heartbeat...." Inuyasha finished the job while he palmed the back of Kagome's head and nudged it closer to his heart. The miko sighed lightly, she actually seemed pleased to where her head laid. Inuyasha's ears twitched from the reaction, he seemed content on her response.
A look of surprise overcame Miroku "You are telling me that Kagome-sama has actually memorized your heartbeat from anyone else?"
Inuyasha looked over to Miroku and nodded "Yeah, I didn't realize this until we showed up back in our time period....."
Miroku was now interested "Please explain..."
"Okay..." Inuyasha said as he started his story on what happened to him and Kagome back in the Sengoku Jidai Era. While he told his tale, Kagome was in the middle of a dream. Here is her dream sequence........................................
"Osawari!" Kagome yelled. Nothing happened.
"Osawari boy!" she yelled out once more. Still nothing happened.
"Why won't the command work? I don't get it?" Kagome said as she pondered the situation.
"Okay one more time.....Osawari Inuyasha!" Still nothing "Okay, only one thing I can do...."
Kagome reached for a dog collar and wrapped it around Inuyasha's neck. She attached a leash to the collar as she smiled, thinking that this should work if the osawari command does not. Inuyasha looked happy sitting, hanging his tongue out of his mouth. He sniffed the air while a foot went to his head and started scratching.
"Now behave koinu!" Inuyasha wasn't even listening as he watched a car drive right by him. The hanyou growled loudly as he ran on all fours, chasing after the speeding car. Kagome forgot that her hand was wrapped around the dog leash, she was carried away by the strong pull of the barking hanyou. Barking? He was barking after a speeding car? "Whoa! Osawari Inuyasha!" The command had no effect as he chased the car down the road....it seemed like an eternity.
Inuyasha stopped the conversation as Kagome's eyes fluttered in her sleep. Miroku noticed this as well as he asked "Is she alright?"
"I think she's just dreaming......" Inuyasha said "I wonder what she's dreaming about?" he gently brushed away some of the hair covering her face, Kagome seemed to calm down a bit with the touch of his hand.
"Probably about you, loverboy...." Miroku replied with a smirk.
"Whatever monk..." Inuyasha snapped back. He looked over to Sango, she seemed bothered lying her face on Miroku's shoulder as he observed the reactions to her face. "Hey Miroku, check out Sango.." as he pointed a finger to her face.
Miroku turned his attention to Sango as he watched a terrifying frown covering her face "Oh boy...I don't like that look...it looks like she is about to kill someone......" Miroku replied nervously.
Sango was dreaming about something alright. Here is here her dream sequence....................................
Looking into Miroku's eyes, Sango said with all her heart "Oh Miroku, Ai shiteru.....do you feel the same way about me?" Sango eagerly waited for the houshi's answer as he looked away. The houshi didn't answer. He was in his own dream world, his mind was thinking about something else.
"Um.....I will be right back Sango." Miroku said as he walked out the front door of the Higurashi house. As he opened the door, a piece of paper fell out of his pocket, landing on the floor in front of Sango. Sango walked over to the single piece of paper and picked it up so that she may read what it said. It read 'Single men only attend'. Sango was confused as she went over to Kagome to ask what the writing meant.
"Kagome-chan...what does this inscription mean?" Sango asked.
Kagome looked at the paper and shook her head "Um....oh boy..."
"Kagome-chan, please tell me...." Sango begged.
Kagome looked at Sango and said, biting her lip "Sango-chan, you just lost Miroku to a porn movie and it looks like he will be the leading man."
Back in the waking world.............The boys were checking out Sango's expressions as she wrapped her hands around Miroku's neck and started to strangle him "Wait until I get my hands on you Houshi-sama....." She muttered in her sleep.
Miroku gasped for air as he grabbed onto Sango's hands to loosen her grip. "Help Inuyasha...."
The hanyou chuckled "No way man....this is better than TV!"
"Inuyasha!" Miroku pleaded for assistance.
"Alright Miroku...." Inuyasha replied, trying to gain a breath from his entertainment. "I know of a way to calm her down. Lift your hand to her hair and stroke it........."
"Are you sure?" Miroku asked.
"Just do it!" Inuyasha insisted.
"Okay....." Miroku said while he shook his loose hand. He lifted that same hand to the back of Sango's hair and gently stroked it, lovingly. The taijiya let go of Miroku's throat, letting out a small sigh. Miroku sighed as well, he was very thankful that Sango loosened her grip around his neck. Miroku looked over to Inuyasha while he continued to rub her soft hair "How did you know that was gonna work?"
Inuyasha answered "I have been doing this sort of thing ever since we arrived over to Kagome's time period......I figured the touch of a familiar person can calm anyone down." Inuyasha looked down to Kagome's face and smiled "Besides, I have been wanting to do that ever since I met Kagome......." The hanyou leaned his head down to give Kagome a kisu on her head as he sniffed in her scent at the same time. He buried his nose inside of her hair, seeming to feel relaxed at her ever familiar smell. Inuyasha closed his eyes and slowly drifted into a light slumber.
Miroku watched his friends actions as he went to his thoughts 'It is strange to see Inuyasha so affectionate like this.....I don't know if I will get used to it. But then again....." Miroku smiled as he looked down to Sango's sleeping face 'I look forward to being with Sango......so, I know what he is feeling......' The houshi finished his thoughts as a yawn slipped from his mouth, he lifted his other hand to catch the yawn. He muttered lightly "Oh man, everyone looks so comfortable. Maybe I should catch a few winks...." The houshi laid his head against the back of the couch as he started to fall asleep. Miroku entered REM sleep as well.....here is Miroku's dream sequence..........................................
"Oh Sango, my dear....I can't believe you are doing this to me......." Miroku moaned.
Miroku was wearing his robes, back from his own time period, as he felt Sango's hands move slowly up his legs and eventually stopping in between his thighs. She tickled his skin, with her fingertips, as she moved her hands up into his robes, almost reaching his hips and kissing every part her hands touched. Sango teased and tortured Miroku, while he relaxed at the gesture. This was to good to be true, will he be able to fulfill his desires like he always wanted? "Oh Sango....." Miroku replied.
Looking down to where he thought Sango was located, he wanted more than anything to gaze upon her kirei na face and hopefully meet her eyes with his. But to no avail, there was nobody. "What the?......." Miroku asked confused. He felt something underneath his robe as he looked around. Maybe some other woman was putting the moves on him? No, but there was something there. He went to move his hand to pick himself up, but for some reason couldn't find it. "Okay...this is weird..." There was something stroking his manhood as he flinched. "No.....it ....it can't be!"
Miroku pulled his robes to the side as he witnessed his own hand seducing himself. But it wasn't just any hand. It was the hand that contained the kazaana. The Houshi's eyes quivered while the prayer beads came off from around his hand and the kazaana started its terrifying, yet pleasing appearance. Miroku didn't know what to think. Here he thought the woman he loved was giving him the experience of a lifetime. But instead, his hand was loving him back "Well, I guess you could call this safe sex......." Miroku shrugged his shoulders, giving in to his sexual fantasies........................................................
(Just a note......if you guessed it. Miroku is giving himself a 'blowjob' with none other than his own attack. Of course these guys didn't know what that meant. Considering they are from 500 years in the past, so, we'll let the houshi have his fun.)
Miroku continued his erotic dreams as Inuyasha slightly snored in his sleep. His nose still buried in Kagome's hair, keeping him at peace while he dreamed about something not so hentai like our naughty houshi. Here is Inuyasha's dream sequence........................................................................................
An assortment of bags surrounded Inuyasha, teasing his nose. He didn't know which one to open first "Maybe the potato chip bag......" he talked to himself. He picked up the sealed package and ripped it open quickly. "Nah.....potatoes don't sound good. Maybe this one......" He threw the potato chips over his shoulder and reached for a bag of cookies. He continued as he ripped open the cookies and sniffed. The hanyou shook his head "No, too sweet............" he threw that bag to the side as he looked around, hoping to find something new. "Kuso...." he swore under his breath "I know there has to be something I haven't tried yet."
The silver, haired hanyou blinked his eyes when a bright red bag caught his attention "Huh? What's this?" he asked while he picked up the interesting looking package and forced it open to take a quick whiff. "This stuff smells different......" he placed the package down and reached inside of the bag to get a look at the contents. With his hand, he brought out a....a....what is it? "It's shaped like a dog bone....." he muttered to himself. He sniffed the familiar looking snack as he attempted to take a taste.
"Don't eat me....." a tiny voice called out.
"Nani?" Inuyasha looked around, looking for the crying voice. He didn't notice anyone around as he shrugged his shoulders. "Huh, it must be my imagination......" he brought the snack up to his mouth again as he heard the same voice.
"I said DON"T eat me!" The voice seemed more powerful than the last time it cried out.
"NANI?" Inuyasha's eyes bugged out of his head as he looked down to his almost new snack. The weird, yet familiar dog bone looked back him. "What the hell are you?" Inuyasha asked all confused.
"I am the all mighty, all powerful Milkbone dog biscuit!" The dog bone pronounced.
"Yeah right buddy and I am a pretty fairy..." the hanyou laughed. He pointed to the biscuit as to threaten it "I am going to eat you and there is nothing you can do about it!"
"You will be gomen..." the Milkbone warned.
"Whatever...get ready for you demise....." Inuyasha replied, lifting the biscuit to his mouth once more.
The Milkbone jumped out from Inuyasha's grasp. It stood in front of the hanyou just like it was trying to tease him. The snack started to grow bigger in size while Inuyasha looked on baffled. He chuckled "Well now, the bigger they are, the harder they fall.........."
"If you say so......" The voice from the dog biscuit grew deeper as it grew larger in size. At least 20 feet tall to br precise.
"Keh! Don't think your size scares me....." Inuyasha replied while grabbing for Tetsusaiga. "Oh no...." He realized he left his fang in Kagome's room. Now he was scared.
The all powerful Milkbone smirked down to the defenseless half inuyoukai and said "Hah! Now who's gonna eat who?"
Inuyasha's ears drooped down as he looked up "Um...you wouldn't, would you?"
"Better run...or I will eat you!" The Milkbone said while he laughed at the hanyou's frightened expression.
Inuyasha jumped to get a head start while the Milkbone kept up with the hanyou's pace, practically keeping on Inuyasha's heels. "I can't believe I am being chased down by a form of food......I will never touch any thing that has a red label on it! Even if that is the last bag of snacks on the planet!" he ran and ran as fast as he could, trying to distance himself from the disturbing food article called 'The All Mighty, All Powerful Milkbone Dog Biscuit.....'
The group slept on thru the night while their dreams or nightmares kept them going. Was it a warning of things to come, or just perhaps that the time travel situation started to scramble their brains into mush? Lets just hope they could make it thru the night without hurting each other, and especially, not remember a single thing when they all wake up.
The next morning, you could hear a snore echoing in the living room quarters. The half asleep, half youkai felt something brush against his nose as he muttered lightly, stopping him in mid snore "You know that I like it like that Kagome...." The culprit continued to tease Inuyasha's nose, making him sneeze in response "Ah-AHCHOO!!!!!" Inuyasha caught the sneeze in his hand while he opened his eyes. "Oh man...." he scratched his head, trying to think of what just happened. He looked down to his lap and observed Buyo looking back at him cross eyed. "What are you looking at Buyo?" he muttered grumpily.
Buyo responded back "Meow...."
"Woof....." Inuyasha played back, rubbing his eyes to get the sleep out. "Alright Buyo....where are Kagome and Miroku?" He looked around the living room while asking the neko.
"Meow...." was Buyo's answer.
"Sure....whatever you say pal." Inuyasha replied as he looked to the other side of the couch and witnessed Sango still passed out. Her head was laid comfortably on the cushions next to his side while her legs were hanging over the side arm of the couch. The hanyou chuckled "Huh, surprised Miroku didn't take advantage of this situation......." He yawned to wake himself up as he felt something bonk him on the head, very hard!
"ITAI!" Inuyasha cried out "Whoever did that is gonna pay!" he rubbed the pain on his head as he looked over to Miroku, who by chance was the one who bonked the hanyou on the head.
"Good morning sunshine....." The Houshi smiled "I couldn't help but over hear what you just said."
"Whatever Miroku...." Inuyasha whined as he continued to rub his sore head. "Why are you waking me up so early in the morning?"
"So that you can start your training...." Kagome walked up next with a smile to her expression.
"Eh? Training? What kind of training?" Inuyasha asked.
"Ojii-sama is waiting outside for you......" Miroku replied as he lifted his hand and held out Inuyasha's hakama and yukata "You need to go and change before you go meet ojji-sama......"
"Nani?" Inuyasha squinted his eyes "Why do I have to go and change my clothes......I like what I am wearing." he stood up from the couch and adjusted his t-shirt.
Kagome walked up to the hanyou and asked "Would you do it for me Inuyasha-kun? It is very important that you go change and meet gramps outside."
Miroku overheard Kagome while a smirk overcame his expression, he muttered "Oh, Inuyasha-kun....how to temo...."
"I heard you monk!" Inuyasha growled back. The hanyou sighed as he looked over to Kagome, the way she smiled and the way she asked him to go and change made him melt inside. He turned his head with a slight blush "I will go change, only because Kagome asked me real nice...."
"What am I? Chopped liver?" Miroku asked with a pout to the face.
Inuyasha walked over to the Houshi and grabbed his clothes from Miroku's grasp "You will be when I am done with you." Inuyasha let out a yawn as he threw his clothes over his shoulder "I will be back down in a few minutes....." he waved his hand as he started his climb up the staircase. Inuyasha went to his thoughts as he walked up 'I don't get it....what are they up to.....and why do I have to go see the old man?' The hanyou kept grumbling 'This had better be a good reason...or that monk will hear from me the hard way.'
Inuyasha continued his climb as Kagome and Miroku looked on. The both of them were relieved that they were able to get Inuyasha to go and change into his old clothes. "Are you sure that ojji-sama wanted Inuyasha in his old clothes for this type of training?" Miroku asked while he scratched the back of his head.
Kagome nodded "Gramps had me do the same thing when he trained me to heighten my spiritual powers." The mikos explained "This will help Inuyasha keep the youkai in balance, well, that's gramps and I think anyway....."
"This will be interesting....." The Houshi replied "I have seen this method done, but only by humans. It will be a different experience to see a hanyou attempt this."
Kagome nodded as she looked to the floor "I just hope it works. Poor Inuyasha, if I knew it was going to be hard on him like this......I would have done this sooner."
Miroku looked at the troubled miko as he placed a hand on her shoulder. He smiled to give her reassurance "Have faith Kagome-sama....with all that he has been thru, this should help."
"Arigato Miroku....." Kagome said looking back at the Houshi "You are a great friend.....we had better get going. Gramps is probably wondering where we are anyway."
Miroku nodded "Hai, lets go..." The two friends walked out of the house and headed toward the Goshinboku. Keeping in mind the training that Inuyasha will endure is going to improve him in every way possible, but what did Kagome mean that the training will keep the youkai in balance? Kagome was there to give him the courage to go on as the Houshi was there to support his friend in anyway possible.
End of Chappie 35. A warning to everyone.....FF has taken my 'Authors Apology' completely off of my story. It seems the skit did not fit the story so they took it off. If for some unknown reason you guys cannot find my story on FF anymore is because FF has taken it off. I don't want to lose all of my fans so if you cannot find me on FF anymore go to MediaMiner. I am making plans to move the story to another site, so that this will not happen anymore. I will keep posting on FF and MM, so don't lose touch with me until we can get things worked out. Did we like? Well, I am trying my best to post 3 chapters for this week. They have scheduled me to work until next Tuesday so that is why I am having a hard time keeping up the chappies. My typing is slow in the first place.....so hang in there till later my friends!
Our (Biggie) chibi glossary:
Chibi: small
Hanyou : Half-Human Half-Demon
Mikos: Loosely translated as a priestess but is-a virgin girl residing in a shinto shrine....there are 3 types of mikos....'pure' as in virgin, dark and live
Arigato: thank you
Houshi: monk (Miroku)
Taijiya: Demon exterminator (Sango)
youkai: demon
To temo: very sweet
nani: what
Itai: ouch
neko: cat
Inuyoukai: Dog demon
Tetsusaiga: Inuyasha's fabled sword made from his father's fang 'The Steal Cleaving Fang'
gomen : sorry
Kuso: damn, shit or fuck (depends on how toy express it)
hentai: perverted
Kazaana : Miroku's Wind Tunnel or Wind Rip
kisu: kiss
kirei na : beautiful
Ai shiteru :I love you
Sengoku Jidai era: Warren States Era or Feudal Japan (Approximatly 1467-1568)
hakama: Pants of the male kimono
Yukata: Inuyasha's white shirt that he wears under neath his haori
Haori: The shirt of the male kimono
Osawari: sit
Domo arigato: thank you very much
Konnichiwa: hello
Otaku: your honored house, but now is referred to as some who is obsessed with manga or anime
Hai: yes or acknolegement
Koinu: puppy