This Chapter is Meant for August 9, 2013

I was on my knees, hand over my ears. I was shaking and trembling from pain. The pain was still unbearable, but I had no idea what to do to make it stop. Some more tears fell and I cursed myself for crying. I gasped when I felt someone roughly, but also somehow gentle in a way, took my hands off my ears. My eyes widened.

"K-Kid...?" His face looked blank. I smiled slightly. I see. He's going to attack me when I'm in a weakened state. That's so typical of him. I sniffled slightly as I frowned. This is way worse than period cramps, goddammit. I closed my eyes, waiting for the impact of pain. It's not like I don't deserve it. Wait, forget that. I don't deserve this. My eyes widened when he gently cupped my cheek, making me look at him in the eyes.

"Are you alright?" My mouth gaped open slightly. He wasn't being sarcastic or mocking me. He was genuinely worried about me. I sniffled some more. I hate being pitied. I smiled slightly. I think I know what I'm supposed to do to make the pain go away now.

"Kid," I mumbled. He looked at expectantly. I smiled childishly. "gomen." I punched him in the face, causing him to fly off at least a couple of meters. Immediately, pain was replaced with exhaustion. I panted as I dropped to the ground. I panted lightly as I smiled. How did I know this was going to work? Simple. Hitting Kid always made me feel better.

"I see...I just -Pant- need to release -Pant- a-any...extra...energy..." I mumbled before I passed out. When I woke up, I realized I was in my own room. I struggled getting up, it wasn't an impossible feat, but it wasn't an easy one either. I looked around, it was dark. I snickered, even though it was always dark in the submarine. I looked at my watch, it was the middle of the night. I shrugged and got up, immediately going to kitchen. My bags were still there. I opened one and pulled out a loaf of bread. I teared off the plastic covering and bit into a slice. My mouth immediately curved upwards. It was both sweet and tart, just like a real strawberry. I licked my lips and continued to eat.

"So the first thing you do after you wake up is eat. That's logical." A voice sarcastically remarked. I giggled slightly. I held a slice of bread in front of him.

"Want some?" He immediately looked disgusted and shook his head. I raised an eyebrow. Does he not like bread? I tilted my head. Or is it he doesn't like strawberries? I need to know. How else am I supposed to use it against him then?

"No thanks, I'm not a fan of bread." I shrugged and inwardly smirked. Ah, bread is it?

"Suit yourself." I answered before eating my fifth slice. I had to admit, it was really good. Law continued to look slightly disgusted before he took a seat beside me. After eating three or five loaves, Law decided I had enough. He stopped me from taking another loaf and moved all the bags into the cabinet using his devil fruit. I pouted.

"Meanie. Why you so mean to Bread-kun?" I asked in a childish voice. He shuddered and I snickered. He seems to really dislike bread. This will be useful in the future.

"I just don't like bread." I laughed quietly since the crew should be sleeping right now. Oh right, sleep. I nearly forgot.

"Oi Law, why aren't you asleep?" I asked. He raised an eyebrow at me.

"Says the one that ate six loaves of bread in one sitting in the middle of the night." he answered sarcastically. I pouted again and crossed my arms.

"Says the one that's afraid of bread." I replied sarcastically. He looked annoyed at me.

"I'm not afraid of bread." I smirked as my face darkened. I got up and started heading back to my room. Before I exited the kitchen, I stopped briefly.

"Oh, but you will be." I sadistically replied. I giggled creepily and started heading back to my room leaving a slightly disgusted Law in the kitchen. When I woke up, I felt like my entire body was sore. Goddammit, I need to exercise more. As soon as I opened the door, I was greeted with a foot to my face. I flew backwards, colliding with the wall. I groaned and held a hand to my head. I sighed in relief when I realized it wasn't bleeding. I glared at the person at the door for the lovely good morning greeting. He was smirking, yet still somehow looked pissed at the same time.

"I almost forgot. Payback for that time." With that, he turned around and started heading off somewhere as if nothing happened. I groaned again and struggled to get up. I forced a smile, well who doesn't love getting kicked in the face seconds after you wake up? I frowned unhappily.

"Me." I mumbled before I started heading to the kitchen. After eating, I started on my chores. It was dusting all the furniture. I sighed. I had a feeling this was also part of Law's revenge. I pouted. I already got kicked in the face, wasn't that enough? I grabbed a duster. I raised an eyebrow when someone put a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and immediately felt my heart sink. Oh God no.

"Revenge Part II. Wear this or I'll throw out all your stupid bread into the ocean." My mouth gaped open at the outrageous outfit. It was a French Maid costume that had an impossibly short skirt and it was strapless. I shook with anger. Law couldn't have possibly picked that out himself. I growled. This must be the work of Shachi and Penguin. I'm supposing this is also part of their revenge for making them kiss that time at the ball. I angrily snatched it out of his hands, he smirked at me. I unhappily made my way to my bathroom to change. I cringed. While it did fit me, it was just long enough to cover my underwear and it showed some of my bust. I blushed at the humiliation. I hesitantly walked out of my room. I cursed them, damn them all! I gasped when I heard some people walking towards me from behind. I turned around to see it was Shachi and Penguin. They were chatting but abruptly stopped when they saw me. There was a silence before the both of them had life-threatening nosebleeds. I twitched in embarrassment. This is the worse-!

"Alyssa-ya, are you done changing? You didn't burn it, right-?" I turned around in shock. My eyes widened and I blushed when I realized it was Law. He stared at me blankly for about ten seconds. I sweatdropped when he started moving animatedly away. I pouted. Oh c'mon, I don't look that bad, do I? I lightly tugged at the skirt and blushed. Damn, it was really short. I sighed. The faster I dust, the faster I get the damn thing off.

Law's P.O.V

I did not just see that. I did not just see that. I did not just see that- Goddammit, now it's engraved into my mind. I held onto a wall for support and held another hand to my head. I blushed and had to use every bit of medical knowledge I could still remember to keep from getting a nosebleed. I sighed. I was feeling so lightheaded, I couldn't think of anything else than Alyssa in that stupid outfit. I growled. Damn Shachi and Penguin. I thought it looked revealing at first, but it wasn't too bad. Clearly, it was much more revealing than I initially thought. I groaned at the tightness in my pants. Clearly, my revenge backfired on me.

"Captain! T-the K-Kid Pirates! They're entering and attacking!" My heart sunk. Alyssa in that skimpy outfit. Kid's in love with her. Oh God no.

Kyah! Law has a boner! XD Haha, anyway...trouble is here. I mean, I thought that even I couldn't be this evil. Alyssa is that goddamn skimpy maid outfit and Kid is in love with her. Anywho, I'd like to remind you guys I have virtually no idea of how Law and Kid act, all of it is based on fanfiction and short clips. I want to read/watch One Piece but something about so many chapters and episodes turn me off. So please forgive any OCCness because there will be OCCness. Thanks for reading and I hope you favourite, follow and review!